tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77416822521496485082023-11-15T23:21:29.313-08:00Weight...What?Life, liberty and the pursuit of weight loss. Okay, maybe not liberty, but definitely the other two!Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.comBlogger475125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-10669645838022842622012-09-13T18:52:00.000-07:002012-09-13T18:53:16.603-07:00The Pursuit of Weight Loss<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">My family has been pestering me to start writing on my blog again. Can you believe that <em>my</em> family would do that to me? I mean, sure, my blog has been all sad and lonely. Again. But I've been busy! You know, doing... stuff. Important stuff. Stuff that I'm trying to remember doing. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">And if that's not enough, they're trying to tell me what I should write about. They're very demanding. The complaint is that my blog tagline is "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Weight Loss," but there's very little "pursuit" being pursued on my blog. In my real life, you know, the one where I'm doing all this important stuff that I can't seem to remember, there's been plenty of pursuing going on. I've actually dropped a lot of weight. And I'm still dropping. After taking a long break, that is. Anyway, more about that another time.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Today I'm going to share about how my life has imitated a Progresso Soup commercial.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Not too long ago, I jumped back on the weightloss wagon and I've been doing well. I called my husband at work to brag about my accomplishments and it went something like this:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Me: I've lost 20 lbs. in the last 4 weeks!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Him: Uh, is that good?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Me: YES! That's good!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Him: Ummmm...</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Me: Is there a woman there I can talk to?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">See? Life imitates art. My life, anyway. Men. Hmph.</span></div>
Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-91131596723324614642012-02-06T09:13:00.000-08:002012-02-06T09:13:50.248-08:00Life is Funny - Look! A Pirate!<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=lifeisfunny.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/lifeisfunny.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I know. It's been a long time since I've written a Life is Funny post. I guess my life just hasn't been all that entertaining lately. But this weekend, I had a "why doesn't this happen to anyone else" kind of experience.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I became a pirate for a day.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Okay, that's not what brings up the whole "why" question. I'm sure lots of people become pirates for a day. My story starts at how it happened. </span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Oh sure. It looks all innocent. And no, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, shelling and eating peanuts. That's when it happened. The peanut attacked. As I cracked a shell, a piece of it came flying at me and went straight for my eye. Who knew peanut shells had such good aim? But it managed to lodge itself in my eye nicely. Try as I might, it didn't seem to want to come out. So off to the urgent care I went.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Apparently, peanut shell attacks are not all that common. No one at the urgent care had ever heard of it. And my telling of the story brought stunned silence followed by giggles. And yes, even the doctor, who looked to be in his mid-70's, was not immune to the giggling. Yeah. I'm a medical oddity.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Turns out I scratched the heck out of my eye. And that, dear friends, is what led me to piracy. I got to wear a <span style="font-size: x-large;">giant</span> eye patch until this morning. </span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=funny-graphs-eye-patch.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/funny-graphs-eye-patch.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">My ever supportive family felt the need to point and laugh at me all day. There were mentions of me needing a hat and a parrot. I should have made them walk the plank. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Will this stop me from eating peanuts in the future? Nope. But next time, I'll be more prepared...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://photobucket.com/images/safety%20goggles" target="_blank"><img alt="Safety goggles Pictures, Images and Photos" border="0" src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h296/Dr_Jeff/safetyglassesusa_1952_149725536.jpg" /></a></div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-24692898060541505592012-02-02T07:15:00.000-08:002012-02-02T07:15:49.038-08:00You like winter, right?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/groundhogs%20day/?action=view&current=groundhogsday.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" height="320" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/groundhogs%20day/groundhogsday.jpg" width="263" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Happy Groundhog's Day! Sorry anti-winter folks, but Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning - 6 more weeks of winter! But isn't winter supposed to be around 6 more weeks anyway? At least, that's what my calendar says.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">While I love winter, I know a lot of you out there don't. Some people, not to mention any names (my mom), threaten to head south at the site of the first snowflake. So for those of you who are anti-winterites, I give you the following post...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong><u>Groundhog Revenge</u></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Oh sure, Mr. Groundhog. You look all cute poking your head out of your little hole in the ground. You harbinger of evil!!! Uh, I mean, come here little guy... No, we're not gonna hurt you...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Yup. Groundhogs make lovely slippers.</span><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Or maybe you just need a good home-cooked meal to help get over the winter blues. So, from the <a href="http://ushotstuff.com/wg/GroundhogSmp.htm" target="_blank">ushotstuff.com</a> website, may I suggest a gastronomic delight?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><br />
<strong><u>Waco Groundhog in Sour Cream</u></strong><br />
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Recipe By: "Indian Cookin'", compiled by Herb Walker, 1977 <br />
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1 Groundhog, skinned & cleaned <br />
1/2 cup Vinegar <br />
1 tablespoon Salt <br />
2 quarts Water <br />
2 teaspoons Soda <br />
1/2 cup Flour <br />
1 teaspoon Salt <br />
1/2 teaspoon Allspice <br />
1/2 cup Bacon fat <br />
3 small Wild onions <br />
1/2 cup Water <br />
1 cup Sour cream <br />
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Skin and clean the groundhog. Wash and dry and put in an earthen crock. Cover with water and a half cup of vinegar and 1 T. of salt. Let stand in a cool place overnight. In the morning, remove from<br />
brine, wash and pat dry with a damp cloth. In a large soup kettle combine 2 qt. of water and 2 T. of soda. Bring to a boil, lower the heat and simmer for 15 minutes, removing the scum as it rises to the<br />
surface. Drain and rinse the groundhog meat and cut into serving pieces. Combine the flour, salt and allspice and dredge the pieces of meat in the mixture. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Melt the bacon<br />
fat in a heavy iron frying pan until smoking. Brown meat on all sides. Transfer the browned meat into a greased 4 qt. casserole. Arrange sliced onions on top, add water, cover and bake in a<br />
preheated oven for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Transfer the meat to a heated platter to keep warm. Put the casserole on top of the stove over medium heat and spoon in the sour cream stirring<br />
constantly. Do not let the sauce come to a boil. Put the meat back into the casserole and simmer for about 15 minutes. Delicious served with creamed dandelion leaves.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now didn't that just brighten your day? As always, I'm a giver. You're welcome.</span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-87732512628855502142012-01-02T08:11:00.000-08:002012-01-02T08:11:49.561-08:00Resolutions? Me?!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivVuvXzH9_Kx7SGccDFeAIN-aNFippLf4jxd4CcZXnRSquJMVDxRK-JkIs5yDYQgGFBfxux6r995gxIdfvVL6jWmiAjVDFM34TxviM801dSo461FsGzz167IWuP_ULFJE_A-3V3BahsnI/s1600/Resolutions.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="201" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivVuvXzH9_Kx7SGccDFeAIN-aNFippLf4jxd4CcZXnRSquJMVDxRK-JkIs5yDYQgGFBfxux6r995gxIdfvVL6jWmiAjVDFM34TxviM801dSo461FsGzz167IWuP_ULFJE_A-3V3BahsnI/s640/Resolutions.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Well, it's the new year. Now what? Oh, yeah. Make resolutions. I'll get right on that. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I've made it a point over the years to not make resolutions. But is resolving not to make resolutions a contradiction in itself? It makes my brain hurt just thinking about it. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Still, there are some things that I should quit doing. So after much pondering, and 14 boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, I've come up with the following list of resolutions for 2012. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">1. Stop wearing clown shoes in public. I'm coming close to an age that a trip and fall could cause a broken hip. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">2. Make my <a href="http://weightwhat.blogspot.com/2010/02/freak-magnet.html" target="_blank">tin foil hats</a> more fashionable. Function has its place, but we all want to look good, right? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3. Stop starting tickle fights with badgers. They're not that cute and cuddly when you get up close.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">4. I will no longer create artwork with my belly button lint. There's just no more room left on my walls.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strike>5. I'll stop blaming it on the dog.</strike> Who am I kidding? That'll never happen.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">5. I'll no longer cause jackalope stampedes. Easy to start, not so easy to stop.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">6. I won't try to order Snuggies from other companies anymore. Those Time-Life operators just have no sense of humor.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">7. I will no longer try to get people to look at the end of their noses just to see if their eyes will stay like that forever. Apparently, my grandma was a big ol' liar.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">8. I will stop carrying around my own personal laugh track. Turns out that stunned silence is pretty entertaining. For me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">9. I will continue to be a moral compass for all those around me. Now if I could just figure out why that compass keeps getting stuck...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">10. I will constantly endeavor to take over the world with my friend, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" target="_blank">Helenatrandom</a>. Oh yes, it will be ours.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So there you have it. I hope I'm not putting too much pressure on myself by making these resolutions. I guess time will tell. Oh, it looks like you've got something on the end of your nose...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I know. It's been a while. And no, I'm not dead. Only mostly dead. If I was all dead, you'd be going through my clothes looking for loose change. But true love brought me back. That, and a nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. So enjoy! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>The one-liners</strong></span><br />
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weightwhat <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="duane_scott" href="http://twitter.com/#!/duane_scott" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>duane_scott</b></a> You will get nothing and like it.<br />
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I'm all out of half & half for my coffee. Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin.<br />
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"Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til you die." Words to live by. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23WildCherry" rel="nofollow" title="#WildCherry"><s class="hash">#</s><b>WildCherry</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="243083090" href="http://twitter.com/#!/mychiapet" title="Ch-ch-ch-chia">mychiapet</a> Okay <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a>, sneezing on me is not the same thing as watering me. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23stupidallergies" rel="nofollow" title="#stupidallergies"><s class="hash">#</s><b>stupidallergies</b></a><br />
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<u><span style="color: #0066cc;"><strike>#</strike><b>klout</b></span></u> sent me a year's supply of Secret Waterproof Deodorant. Are they trying to tell me something?<br />
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Where are the chocolate fairies when you really need them?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="157218534" href="http://twitter.com/#!/DeathStarPR" title="Death Star PR">DeathStarPR</a> If he says, "I know" when you say you love him, or he's always "encased in Carbonite" when you want to talk, <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23BreakUp" rel="nofollow" title="#BreakUp"><s class="hash">#</s><b>BreakUp</b></a>.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="14183663" href="http://twitter.com/#!/jonacuff" title="Jon Acuff">jonacuff</a> To be honest, it's been too long since I last participated in a canoe race to save a summer camp from a rich land developer<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="289797381" href="http://twitter.com/#!/aMikeFox" title="Mike Fox">aMikeFox</a> If asked "Who do you think you are!?" just say "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am Darkwing Duck." there's no comeback to that.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="20297525" href="http://twitter.com/#!/MnLs" title="pdawesome">MnLs</a> Ladies, Christmas is coming “<a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="robmcguire" href="http://twitter.com/#!/robmcguire" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>robmcguire</b></a>: Since I no longer deny that I let myself go, only seems fitting to buy this:<br />
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I never lie. Ok, I do, but not to you. Well maybe to you, but not about this. Trust me. RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="juicymorsel" href="http://twitter.com/#!/juicymorsel" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>juicymorsel</b></a><br />
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Sugar cookie creamer? I thought we could have something special together, but I was wrong. It's not me, it's you.<br />
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I just ate a gingerbread man that I brought home for my daughter. She knew it was there. She shouldn't have left it unguarded.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="37515248" href="http://twitter.com/#!/The_BMG" title="Amy">The_BMG</a> Totally: <br />
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I put off doing more things by 9 AM than most people do all day. RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="oinkflap" href="http://twitter.com/#!/oinkflap" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>oinkflap</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="809760" href="http://twitter.com/#!/badbanana" title="Tim Siedell">badbanana</a> Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?<br />
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My To Do list: 1. Quit my soul-sucking job. 2. Take over the world with <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="Helenatrandom" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>Helenatrandom</b></a>. Not necessarily in that order.<br />
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I was just thinking it was time for me to take out my leotard again... (<a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="Helenatrandom" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>Helenatrandom</b></a>)<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18645279" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" title="Beki">TheRustedChain</a> Haha!! RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="zachbraff" href="http://twitter.com/#!/zachbraff" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>zachbraff</b></a>: Dear Atheist friends, Happy Nothing.<br />
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They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eatin skinny people. RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="SaraESpivey" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SaraESpivey" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>SaraESpivey</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="809760" href="http://twitter.com/#!/badbanana" title="Tim Siedell">badbanana</a> My New Year's Resolution, like always, will be to avoid an elk herd attack. I have a good feeling 2012 will be the year.<br />
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When I read a really stupid tweet I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?”RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="BDGarp" href="http://twitter.com/#!/BDGarp" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>BDGarp</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="809760" href="http://twitter.com/#!/badbanana" title="Tim Siedell">badbanana</a> I've already failed miserably today. Anything more is just fail gravy.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="37515248" href="http://twitter.com/#!/The_BMG" title="Amy">The_BMG</a> How Peanut Butter is made... I'm STILL laughing! <br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">The ones that prove I should not be left to my own devices</span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Should I tell you all about my belly button lint collection? </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><strong>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</strong></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Nope. Still can't lick my own elbow. </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Asked </span><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="CrazyGidgetDog" href="http://twitter.com/#!/CrazyGidgetDog" rel="nofollow"><span style="font-size: small;"><s>@</s><b>CrazyGidgetDog</b></span></a><span style="font-size: small;"> to teach me the scooting my butt on the carpet trick. She's holding out on me. </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm." </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Thinking about giving </span><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="mychiapet" href="http://twitter.com/#!/mychiapet" rel="nofollow"><span style="font-size: small;"><s>@</s><b>mychiapet</b></span></a><span style="font-size: small;"> a mohawk. </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Bingo! </span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Wendy, Wendy bo-bendy, banana fana fo fendy, me my mo mendy, Wendy!</span><a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><span style="font-size: small;"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></span></a></span><br />
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Chuck, Chuck bo-buck, banana fana fo... Uh, nevermind. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></a><br />
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Plucking the hair off your toes hurts. I'm just guessing, of course. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></a><br />
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It wasn't me. It was the dog. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter" rel="nofollow" title="#whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter"><s class="hash">#</s><b>whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter</b></a><br />
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</strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: large;">The ones that are a little bit longer</span></strong><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="32057935" href="mailto:SarahBeeC@weightwhat" title="SarahBee">SarahBeeC </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> here ya are!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="SarahBeeC" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>SarahBeeC</b></a> Not for long! I need to get a move on. Don't ask which move.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="32057935" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" title="SarahBee">SarahBeeC</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> *tsk tsk* You haven't blogged since JULY!? You may need to change your bio, too, young lady.<br />
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weightwhat <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="SarahBeeC" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>SarahBeeC</b></a> I have a blog?!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18619072" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" title="Kathy Richards">katdish</a> The government may attempt to force auto manufacturers to build tiny clown cars that plug into a wall, but they won't force me to buy one.<br />
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weightwhat <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="katdish" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>katdish</b></a> But you'd make a fine clown!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="27885619" href="http://twitter.com/#!/dlrayburn" title="Dusty Rayburn">dlrayburn</a> Woot. My car washing brush has shipped.... <--Wow I live an exciting life don't I?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="dlrayburn" href="http://twitter.com/#!/dlrayburn" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>dlrayburn</b></a> You are a wild man.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="16101569" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WinLiannefield" title="Lianne ">WinLiannefield</a><span class="tweet-full-name"> </span>I love my FB friends. I do. But one more picture of a friend or their kids standing next to a dead deer and I'm gonna lose it. <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23Gross" rel="nofollow" title="#Gross"><s class="hash">#</s><b>Gross</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="WinLiannefield" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WinLiannefield" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>WinLiannefield</b></a> What about the one of me with the dead Jackalope? Does that bother you?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18619072" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" title="Kathy Richards">katdish</a> Just dropped my son off at band camp. They used his middle name instead of his first on his name tag. So today, my son is Paul.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="katdish" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>katdish</b></a> Is there a "one time at band camp" joke in there somewhere?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18645279" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" title="Beki">TheRustedChain</a> I have one dog that rolls around in cow patties and one dog that eats them. Remind me again why I have dogs??<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="TheRustedChain" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>TheRustedChain</b></a> Because you're a glutton for punishment?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="36888908" href="http://twitter.com/#!/muchl8r" title="Jake Lee">muchl8r</a> Driving to work....Naked and Famous <a class=" twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23Joy" rel="nofollow" title="#Joy"><s class="hash">#</s><b>Joy</b></a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="muchl8r" href="http://twitter.com/#!/muchl8r" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>muchl8r</b></a> You should at least put some shoes on in case you have car trouble.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="127659721" href="http://twitter.com/#!/duane_scott" title="Duane Scott">duane_scott</a> Two nerds discussing world of Warcraft in the hotel lobby. They're bragging how popular they are.. online. Lol<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="duane_scott" href="http://twitter.com/#!/duane_scott" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>duane_scott</b></a> Are you nerd one or nerd two?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="127659721" href="http://twitter.com/#!/duane_scott" title="Duane Scott">duane_scott</a> Have you read my latest post? Hopeful for Grace <a class="twitter-timeline-link" data-display-url="dscott.me/ALSo" data-expanded-url="http://www.dscott.me/ALSo" data-ultimate-url="http://duane-scott.net/hopeful-for-grace" href="http://www.dscott.me/ALSo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://duane-scott.net/hopeful-for-grace">http://www.dscott.me/ALSo</a><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="duane_scott" href="http://twitter.com/#!/duane_scott" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>duane_scott</b></a> No, but have you read my latest post? Oh yeah, I don't have a latest post.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="680773" href="http://twitter.com/#!/beckfromfrogandtoad" title="Beck">beckfromfrogandtoad</a> Ho hum.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18645279" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" title="Beki">TheRustedChain</a> So me! RT<a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="TheNextMartha" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheNextMartha" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>TheNextMartha</b></a>: It's not xmas until you're running around looking for that gift you know exists and hid.....somewhere.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="24426563" href="http://twitter.com/#!/saphyreplatypus" title="K8">saphyreplatypus</a> Truth. ;-) RT <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="ahockley" href="http://twitter.com/#!/ahockley" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>ahockley</b></a> Merry Christmas. Twitter friends are gifts. Weird gifts at times, but gifts nonetheless.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> FAIR WARNING: The following statement could cause shock and awe: I might just do a twitter ho-down post on Friday. Hey, you were warned.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="24426563" href="http://twitter.com/#!/saphyreplatypus" title="K8">saphyreplatypus</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> *faints from shock and anticipation*<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18619072" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" title="Kathy Richards">katdish</a> I know I've said this before, but it bears repeating: I love caller ID. Who knew there were so many people I didn't want to talk to?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="katdish" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>katdish</b></a> Stop avoiding my calls!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18619072" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" title="Kathy Richards">katdish</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> BUSTED!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> I love pumpkin spice coffee creamer. And yes, if I wasn't married, I'd marry it. If only it would ask me.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="15842187" href="http://twitter.com/#!/RedClayDiaries" title="Stephanie N Wetzel">RedClayDiaries</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> Funny, I was just sipping some & thinking how much I loved it. But you can't marry it. I saw it first.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">The ones that are even longer</span></strong><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="32057935" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" title="SarahBee">SarahBeeC</a> Seems the (still)drunk drivers of this morning are hangover and cranky on their drive home now.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="SarahBeeC" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>SarahBeeC</b></a> You should honk at them. They'd like that.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="32057935" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" title="SarahBee">SarahBeeC</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> Oooh, wish I'd thought of that.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="SarahBeeC" href="http://twitter.com/#!/SarahBeeC" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>SarahBeeC</b></a> Perhaps you should constantly be asking yourself, "What would Wendy do?" I am a moral compass, you know.<br />
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<span class="tweet-full-name">okiewife </span><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> And good morning to you too. I've been busier than a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs this a.m. as usual for Mon.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="okiewife" href="http://twitter.com/#!/okiewife" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>okiewife</b></a> What's up with that? You should sit down and drink some coffee. And maybe have a doughnut.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="41017436" href="http://twitter.com/#!/okiewife" title="Lois ">okiewife</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><b>weightwhat</b></a> I'd darn sure eat a Twinkie if there was one in the house. See why I don't buy things like that?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="okiewife" href="http://twitter.com/#!/okiewife" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>okiewife</b></a> But sometimes you just need a Twinkie. Or a Ding Dong. Or an entire package of Ho-Ho's.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="mailto:weightwhat@WritingJoy" title="Wendy G">weightwhat </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="WritingJoy" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>WritingJoy</b></a> Well, I'm okay, but my jammies are not happy with me. Something about missing out on quality time. And you?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17292866" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" title="Joy B">WritingJoy</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> spending quality time with swimsuit and wishing for more time with a book and less bickery time with kids. Bleck.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="WritingJoy" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>WritingJoy</b></a> Sounds like you need a velcro wall and duct tape.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17292866" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" title="Joy B">WritingJoy</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> to think I was content to settle for ear plugs and a Coke. I was dreaming too small.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18619072" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" title="Kathy Richards">katdish</a> Advice to my dog on our morning walk: You can't pee on everything.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="159131990" href="http://twitter.com/#!/kelybreez" title="kely braswell">kelybreez</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="katdish" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>katdish</b></a> I heard your dog say, "Oh, yeah? Watch this!"<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="mailto:weightwhat@katdish" title="Wendy G">weightwhat </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="katdish" href="http://twitter.com/#!/katdish" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>katdish</b></a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="kelybreez" href="http://twitter.com/#!/kelybreez" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>kelybreez</b></a> Some things just really need peeing on.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18624104" href="mailto:Helenatrandom@weightwhat" title="Helenatrandom">Helenatrandom </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> How is your end of taking over the world coming along?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="Helenatrandom" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>Helenatrandom</b></a> It's slow going over here. Why are people resisting me when clearly I'm right?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18624104" href="mailto:Helenatrandom@weightwhat" title="Helenatrandom">Helenatrandom </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> I've asked myself the same question MANY times....<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="mailto:weightwhat@Helenatrandom" title="Wendy G">weightwhat </a><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="Helenatrandom" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>Helenatrandom</b></a> If people would just follow us blindly, like they should, things would go much more smoothly.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17292866" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" title="Joy B">WritingJoy</a> It's whine o'clock. Which means it's wine o'clock.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="WritingJoy" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>WritingJoy</b></a> I can bring the cheese. Boy, can I.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="17292866" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" title="Joy B">WritingJoy</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> but do you cut the cheese?<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="WritingJoy" href="http://twitter.com/#!/WritingJoy" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>WritingJoy</b></a> Often. And with gusto.<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18645279" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" title="Beki">TheRustedChain</a> There is some really good Christmas music out there. So WHY do radio stations insist on playing the terrible stuff??<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="TheRustedChain" href="http://twitter.com/#!/TheRustedChain" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>TheRustedChain</b></a> I know! I haven't heard "I Farted on Santa's Lap" once this year! *snort*<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><u><span style="color: #0066cc;">weightwhat</span></u><span class="tweet-user-block-full-name"> </span><a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="saphyreplatypus" href="http://twitter.com/#!/saphyreplatypus" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>saphyreplatypus</b></a> Because you'll be induced in 3 days?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="18624104" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" title="Helenatrandom">Helenatrandom</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="weightwhat" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>weightwhat</b></a> Thanks Wendy! And now is an excellent tine to take over the world~!<br />
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<a class="tweet-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" data-user-id="21670099" href="http://twitter.com/#!/weightwhat" title="Wendy G">weightwhat</a> <a class=" twitter-atreply pretty-link" data-screen-name="Helenatrandom" href="http://twitter.com/#!/Helenatrandom" rel="nofollow"><s>@</s><b>Helenatrandom</b></a> Yes. Yes I am.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">First, head over to @kelybreez's blog to read his lovely post about <a href="http://kelybreez.com/post/13599266151/icicle-christmas-lights#disqus_thread" target="_blank">Christmas lights</a>. Go on. Read it and then come back. Trust me. </span><br />
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weightwhat - Christmas Icicle Lights - "Now you, too, can learn to talk like a drunken sailor!" Same holds true for me for putting decorations on the Christmas tree. Every year it causes huge arguments and elevated blood pressure. Which is why my tree has been up for a week and hasn't got an ornament on it yet. I think it might look better that way. <br />
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weightwhat - I have a leg lamp strategically placed in my front window. But I never take it down. It's a valuable prize. <br />
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kelybreez - A major award. When it arrived, was it marked with a French word... "Fragile"? <br />
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weightwhat - How did you know? Have you been spying on me again? <br />
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Helenatrandom - We're too poor for a leg lamp. Bob and I take turns with our leg help up to the window with a pant leg pulled up high. <br />
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Helenatrandom - OOOO! That WOULD add a touch of class, now wouldn't it? Thanks Wendy! <br />
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kelybreez - You ladies have definitely lost control, taken over my comment stream, and effused.<br />
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<font size="4">A Benton County, Ore., sheriff's officer says a 36-year-old Monroe man told deputies he was startled by a squirrel that ran up his left leg so he fired at it but hit his foot instead.</font><br />
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And could someone please pass the hot sauce?</span><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/dog/?action=view&current=taco_bell_chihuahua.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/dog/taco_bell_chihuahua.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Strange things happen when I can't come up with a blog topic. This evening I decided to put out a request for topics to my Twitter friends. Yeah, it came down to the Taco Bell Chihuahua. In case you were wondering, I'll be making this up as I go along. I don't know that there's any real way to prepare for something like this...</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">This just in: <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-chihuahua-dies-at-15/25534?nc">The original Taco Bell Chihuahua died today</a>. Looks like this post will be turning into an obituary. Lovely.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Oh Taco Bell Chihuahua, we hardly knew ye. Who knew that you were really a female dog named Gidget? It's an odd coincidence that my dog is named Gidget... Anyway, back to you, you cross-dressing doggie spokesperson. Your presence in television commercials back in the day made us want to run out and buy burritos, tacos and anything else you were pushing at us. Who could resist lines like, "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" and "Hey! Drop the chalupa!" Okay, truth be told, I was more likely to hit up Del Taco because I just like them better. But I was totally there for you when Taco Bell put out the talking Chihuahua replicas of you! Try as I might, I was only able to collect 2 of the 4 talking dogs. My life has never been fully complete since then. Sure, I could go on ebay and try to purchase the missing toys, but your sudden and untimely death is sure to put those out of my price range now. I may need to make a shrine out of the 2 dogs I have and the collection of hot sauce packets I've stolen over the years. I'll wipe my tears with the stack of Taco Bell napkins in the glove compartment of my car. I might even make a midnight run for the border. And it's all for you, you taquito-sized mascot of the late night munchies. I'll miss you!</span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">Sources close to me (my 7 year old daughter who is standing right here) tell me that the following was the Taco Bell Chihuahua's favorite joke:<br /><br />Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver and cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle,"I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says.... "Liver alone. Cheese mine."</span> </p><p><br /></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-46650576971820494602011-06-24T09:31:00.000-07:002011-06-24T10:06:17.522-07:00Short but sweet. Ish.<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners<br /><br /></span></strong>Playing my first game of Hanging With Friends. I will not become addicted. I will not become addicted. I will not become addicted. Yeah.<br /><br />For the love of Gumby! Someone play Hanging With Friends with me! (I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time. I just don't wanna.)<br /><br />'emo' is not acceptable on #wwf. No wonder they're so sad.<br /><br />RT @funnyoneliners If you're talking about a creature that just wants to gulp down a huge meal and then sleep all day, then yes, I would call myself a cougar.<br /><br />If hot wheels designed the tracks I'd watch NASCAR. RT @GoferDad<br /><br />It's a good thing my mirror can't point and laugh. RT @minealone6<br /><br />RT @DeathStarPR Is turning to the Dark Side easy? YES. Seductive? YES. Fun? YES. Will people get hurt? NO. Okay, probably. But only bad people<br /><br />Love this video. I mean, who doesn't love to torment their dog?<br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nGeKSiCQkPw?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nGeKSiCQkPw?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little longer<br /><br /></span></strong>weightwhat Good morning! Who wants to entertain me?<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Don't you generally entertain yourself?<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Usually. But I've heard all of my jokes now. Darnitall.<br /><br /><br /><br />SarahBeeC @weightwhat here ya are!<br /><br />weightwhat @SarahBeeC Not for long! I need to get a move on. Don't ask which move.<br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eEpZGE0Iyh0?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eEpZGE0Iyh0?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>The ones that are even longer<br /><br /></strong></span>kelybreez My favorite are<br /><br />kelybreez Bluebirds. Those are my favorite.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Smiling is my favorite.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Singing and smiling.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez And syrup.<br /><br /><br /><br />katdish And in the category of Scary things found under my daughter's sink, I present: http://twitpic.com/5f8uu6<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=327938334.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 481px; HEIGHT: 477px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/327938334.jpg" width="481" height="598" /></a></p><br />weightwhat @katdish Is it alive?<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat I think it's dead. But only mostly dead.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish You should go through its pockets and look for loose change.<br /><br /><br /><br />RT @br8kthru DO NOT FEAR THE BEARDS! Check out great posts from this week in the Light Friday Hit List: http://su.pr/9WwOIN<br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=funny-beards-300x210.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/funny-beards-300x210.jpg" /></a><></p><br />weightwhat @br8kthru How did you know that I secretly fear beards?<br /><br />SarahBeeC @weightwhat @br8kthru what about bearded clowns?<br /><br />weightwhat @SarahBeeC AAAAAAAA!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />melissa_rae My Princess Pootie Pants turns 5yo today! It will be a day full of pink & sparkles! #fb<br /><br />weightwhat @melissa_rae But what will SHE be wearing?<br /><br />melissa_rae How'd you know I was talking about my hubs?<br /><br />weightwhat @melissa_rae I had an inkling.<br /><br /><br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat Knock knock<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Who's there?<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat the<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom The who?<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-23406228264086557812011-05-26T10:11:00.000-07:002011-05-27T08:46:40.639-07:00Twitter Ho-down anyone?<span style="font-size:130%;">Let's just get right to it, shall we?</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners<br /></span><br /></strong>I'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are. #funnyoneliners<br /><br />We are all connected and we are all the same. Except for you. RT @evrythingmustgo<br /><br />This is awesome. Stolen from a friend's facebook. #Rapture http://twitpic.com/517bru @Schnik<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=rapture.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/rapture.jpg" /></a></p><br /><br />Cool Whip container in the fridge. Could contain Cool Whip. Could contain five week old taco meat. Life is an adventure. @badbanana<br /><br />Oprah said viewer tweeted to her, "I never knew I had a light in me, until you told me." If you have a light in you, go to the hospital. @MattTCoNP<br /><br />Scared Cat Playing with Terrifying Tennis Ball http://t.co/1dagtpr via @drkarenbecker How about a laugh to start the day? @okiewife<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_MqHN-4okZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_MqHN-4okZ4?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><br /><br />No one ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers. RT @clarkekant<br /><br />Only the good die young. Therefore, Darth Vader was good, Obi Wan was bad and Yoda was a hobgoblin of pure evil. #Logic #StarWars @DeathStarPR<br /><br />The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And clowns. And spiders. And clown spiders. Okay, so lots of stuff actually. @DeathStarPR<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little bit longer</span></strong><br /><br />katdish Moral dilemma: I can score a triple word score on #WWF, but I'll have to drop the F bomb to do so.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot...<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat You are my moral center, Wendy.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott I suddenly feel the urge to slap you silly.<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat refer to previous tweets. I'm not responsible for what I write this evening :)<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott It has nothing to do with your tweets. I often feel the urge to slap you silly. I'm just announcing it this time.<br /><br /><br /><br />duane_scott I wrote a poem about Fruit-Loops. I'm considering sharing it if you all promise not to laugh.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Will the Cheetos be jealous?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are even longer</span></strong><br /><br />Yeah, I've got nothing for this section. Instead, feel free to watch the following video.<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YvxNgdFeWqM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YvxNgdFeWqM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones<br /><br /></span></strong>weightwhat @billycoffey Yea for your summer vacation! Are you sitting on the porch with sweet tea as we speak?<br /><br />billycoffey @weightwhat Actually I'm still at work.<br /><br />weightwhat @billycoffey Why?! Did they chain you to a desk or lock you in? Do we need to plan a prison break?<br /><br />billycoffey @weightwhat No, I have to work all year. But it's nice and quiet.<br /><br />weightwhat @billycoffey Does that mean you can wear your pajama jeans to work?<br /><br />HeatherSunseri @billycoffey @weightwhat I'm sorry... Pajama jeans? Surely, you meant to DM that...<br /><br />weightwhat @HeatherSunseri Nope. ;o)<br /><br />billycoffey @weightwhat @HeatherSunseri I'm proud to say I do not have one pair of pajama jeans.<br /><br />weightwhat @billycoffey You have three?Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-38290292041791513002011-05-21T07:57:00.000-07:002011-05-21T08:14:59.927-07:00Silly Parents<span style="font-size:130%;">I love this commercial. LOVE! There's actually a series of them, but I can only find one on youtube. Darnitall. At least I can share this one with you! Enjoy! </span><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/agnNcGEfjws?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/agnNcGEfjws?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-85794042740276395132011-04-29T17:23:00.000-07:002011-04-29T17:28:44.229-07:00Yea! It's a Ho-down!<span style="font-size:130%;">Hooray! It's a twitter ho-down! Feel free to do your happy dance.</span><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/?action=view&current=1259553111683.gif" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/1259553111683.gif" /></a></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Okay, maybe you should keep your happy dance to yourself...<br /></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners</span></strong><br /><br />I'm convinced that people change their avatars just to confuse me. And yes, it IS all about me.<br /><br />Does this "but" make my excuse look big? (RT @MrBigFists)<br /><br />Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help. (RT @TrolleyCat) It's National Napping Day! I could learn to love this holiday.<br /><br />Can you guys keep it down? I can barely hear myself suffering in silence. (RT @evrythingmustgo)<br /><br />Wow. It's my 24,000th tweet. You'd think by now I'd come up with something interesting to say. Well, you'd be wrong.<br /><br />Tweet. That is all.<br /><br />Somewhere out there is a racehorse saying that they have to pee like me. Gotta go!<br /><br />Life Tip: It's always a good idea to get a second set of fingerprints on your weapon of choice. RT @LIFECOACHERS<br /><br />The people who invented the Internet never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the Internet. RT @mattkirshen<br /><br />Just found out how much wood a woodchuck would chuck: Two pounds. Consider it settled. RT @StephenAtHome<br /><br />When you flirt with someone in real life, how long are you supposed to hold the sideways wink face? RT @badbanana<br /><br />I may or may not be eating a giant spoonful of peanut butter right now. Okay, I totally am.<br /><br />I've got Poker Face playing right now. So my daughter came in and started poking my face. Nice.<br /><br />Fair warning: I'm planning on doing a twitter ho-down post this week. Who wants to be (in)famous?<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott @SBeeCreations You should always listen to me. I'm the voice of reason.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones I may or may not have said in a DM<br /><br /></span></strong>And do you have rings on your fingers and bells on your toes?<br /><br />I'll be sure to bedazzle the peg leg, of course.<br /><br />I also enjoy not having gaping and oozing wounds.<br /><br />Cerebral fornicator?<br /><br />Going for the shock and awe, huh?<br /><br />With a lop lop here and a lop lop there...<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little bit longer<br /></span></strong><br />okiewife I bought a mini bamboo plant for myself today. Go ahead.. say I'm weird. Everyone else has.<br /><br />weightwhat @okiewife I could tell you that you are weird, but I really don't think we can blame the bamboo for that.<br /><br />weightwhat @okiewife Then again, I have a mini bamboo plant. If that causes weirdness, it would explain a lot.<br /><br /><br /><br />five_monkies Okay tweeps. I am seriously missing my nightly forays with @weightwhat (or @WendyDarlingLtd depending on her mood that night).<br /><br />weightwhat @five_monkies We're like ships that pass in the night. Or some other Barry Manilow song. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgnHEyeMECc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgnHEyeMECc</a><br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hgnHEyeMECc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hgnHEyeMECc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p><br /><br />TheRustedChain It's hammer time.<br /><br />weightwhat @TheRustedChain I'll get my gold parachute pants!<br /><br /><br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat How is it that you, @duane_scott, and so many others have more alter egos than me? When did I become the sane one?<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Probably around the same time that I became the voice of reason.<br /><br /><br /><br />MPdaCNA Lovely discussion about farts and poop. Gotta love life w boys.<br /><br />weightwhat @MPdaCNA Um... Yeah... Only boys would talk about things like that... *whistling innocently*<br /><br /><br /><br />br8kthru @weightwhat are you actually here? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you. :)<br /><br />weightwhat @br8kthru Feel free to faint dead away. I am here.<br /><br /><br /><br />RedClayDiaries My nose itches. On the inside. #ihateallergies<br /><br />weightwhat @RedClayDiaries Sure. You're "scratching." We believe you.<br /><br /><br /><br />WritingJoy wow. This would indeed be an epic story. "guy poops and throws up epic story" #searcheslandingonmyblog #searchbomb?<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy What? Isn't that how all the good writers do it?<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Okay, I may be a little disturbed. http://tinyurl.com/3wufur9<br /><br />marni71 @weightwhat only a LITTLE?<br /><br />weightwhat @marni71 What are you trying to say?<br /><br /><br /><br />mommytweetsalot Why won't my kids go to bed and STAY there? Bedtime is the most stressful part of my day.....ugh<br /><br />weightwhat @mommytweetsalot Clearly you're not using enough duct tape.<br /><br /><br /><br />katdish Flower stems or creepy green hands? http://plixi.com/p/94816286<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish I think the Grinch is trying to steal Easter.<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat HA! Awesome.<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/easter/?action=view&current=eastergrinch.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 363px; HEIGHT: 442px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/easter/eastergrinch.jpg" width="404" height="598" /></a></p><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Free wi-fi? I may sit drinking sweet tea at McD's all day. #wwf<br /><br />weightwhat Wow. That sweet tea is kickin' in... #pottydance<br /><br />weightwhat So much for the free wi-fi... #iPadsarenotpottyfriendly<br /><br /><br /><br />RobinMArnold I just called someone a whippersnapper. Don't be one. Not good.<br /><br />weightwhat @RobinMArnold If only your warning had come earlier. I'm afraid it's too late for the likes of me.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat My daughter was sitting in the bathtub the other night singing "Video Killed the Radio Star." It was a very proud moment for me.<br /><br />elizabethesther @weightwhat my twins sing in the bathtub, too. Except their favorite song is: Old McDonald Had A Poo-Poo Farm. #notsoproud<br /><br />weightwhat @elizabethesther With a poo-poo here and a poo-poo there?<br /><br /><br /><br />melissa_rae I think I'm getting a fever... #fb<br /><br />mychiapet @melissa_rae And the only cure is more cowbell?<br /><br /><br /><br />mychiapet @dlrayburn You know, we looked a lot alike before I got my seeds all grown in. Except I don't have thumbs. Showoff.<br /><br />dlrayburn @mychiapet Actually I am a chia in remission... I started out with hair...<br /><br />mychiapet @dlrayburn Do you need more seeds?<br /><p align="left"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=dr_profile.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 174px; HEIGHT: 167px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/dr_profile.jpg" width="102" height="120" /></a><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/?action=view&current=chiaturtle.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 207px; HEIGHT: 170px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/chiaturtle.jpg" width="236" height="170" /></a></p><br /><p align="right"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/?action=view&current=chiaturtle.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are even longer<br /></span></strong><br />SBeeCreations Saw a guy Wearing Crocs while riding a motorcycle *blink* *blink*<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I know he's saying something, I just don't know what that something is.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat I think it's some like "Chicks dig mangled extremities"<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations That could be it!<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Thinking of doing a dot-to-dot using the freckles on my arms. This could take a while. #whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat you aren't alone<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I was. And now it's too late.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat What did you do?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I look kind of like this now:<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=magicmarker.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 455px; HEIGHT: 374px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/magicmarker.jpg" width="661" height="527" /></a></p><br /><br /><br />elizabethesther I get to go to the dentist today! YIPEEEEE! not.<br /><br />weightwhat @elizabethesther You're a wild woman! Maybe next you can go to the podiatrist to have an ingrown toenail removed!<br /><br />WritingJoy @weightwhat Wow, Wendy -- forget about living on the edge -- just bungee-jump off the side why doncha?<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy @elizabethesther Hey, I'm all about the edge. As long as it can be done in jammies.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat You really should go read and comment on @mychiapet's guest blog post on @SBeeCreations new blog. You wouldn't want to see @mychiapet angry.<br /><br />weightwhat What are you still doing here? Go read @mychiapet's guest post at @SBeeCreations blog already. http://t.co/HCEeMlb<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat You're so bossy when you're.....awake.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish And?<br /><br /><br /><br />marni71 Sometimes, I need people to have a mute button. In absence of that technology, I'm having extra coffee today. #tc<br /><br />weightwhat @marni71 Are you talking about me again?<br /><br />marni71 @weightwhat Uhhhhh, sorry Wendy. Didn't see you there. #awkward<br /><br />weightwhat @marni71 Yeah.<br /><br /><br /><br />muchl8r Today's one of those days where you start realizing how much you love & appreciate people then kick yourself for being so sappy. #Gross<br /><br />weightwhat @muchl8r Can I kick you, too?<br /><br />muchl8r @weightwhat please do<br /><br />weightwhat @muchl8r So happy to help! :o)<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Am I disturbed? You decide. http://tinyurl.com/3wufur9<br /><br />jewda4 @weightwhat I think I know the answer, and I haven't even read the post yet.<br /><br />weightwhat @jewda4 What are you trying to say?<br /><br />jewda4 @weightwhat um, to protect the safety of the innocent and myself...I was just saying that I can tell you are not disturbed in the slightest.<br /><br /><br /><br />katdish My son is on the local news. Students protesting teacher layoffs.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish Is he carrying a pitchfork and a torch? Please say yes...<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat Not that I can see. The HS is next to the JH. They interviewed some teens who are protesting by going to Starbucks across street<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat Because nothing says Save our school like purchasing an iced frappachino<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish Throw in a scone and you could start a war.<br /><br /><br /><br />dlrayburn @weightwhat Been missing you round here!<br /><br />weightwhat @dlrayburn But is your aim getting better?<br /><br />dlrayburn @weightwhat wow ur snarky is out of practice<br /><br />weightwhat @dlrayburn I suppose I should dust it off once in a while.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones<br /><br /></span></strong>RedClayDiaries Big storm on its way. Hoping it arrives AFTER we're home from evening activities.<br /><br />weightwhat @RedClayDiaries Is everything black and white where you live?<br /><br />RedClayDiaries @weightwhat Um, what?<br /><br />weightwhat @RedClayDiaries You know, like the beginning of The Wizard of Oz.<br /><br />RedClayDiaries @weightwhat Ohhhhhh. I had no clue what you meant. But no, we do still have technicolor. However, a witch just rode by on a bicycle.<br /><br />weightwhat @RedClayDiaries Better hide the dogs.<br /><br />RedClayDiaries @weightwhat I'm putting on my red shoes just in case.<br /><br />Nick_theGeek @RedClayDiaries u want a house to land on you?<br /><br />RedClayDiaries @Nick_theGeek Oh yeah. OK scratch that. I'll go put on my blue gingham.<br /><br />weightwhat @RedClayDiaries Don't forget to braid your hair. And sing.Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-52225981061556942412011-04-21T18:30:00.000-07:002011-04-21T19:29:36.074-07:00Do they tweet in Heaven? Remembering Kristi<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/?action=view&current=twitter-cartoon11.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/twitter-cartoon11.jpg" /></a></p><span style="font-size:130%;">Earlier this week, my twitter friend, Kristi (@pagan43), passed away. I can only imagine the party in Heaven when she arrived. I'm guessing there were lampshade hats involved, but I just can't be sure. While it breaks my heart that I won't be able to catch up with her on twitter anymore, I'm so happy that her joy in now complete. To celebrate the short period of her life when I got to know her, I put together some of her tweets from my past twitter ho-downs. I hope you enjoy this little glimpse of Kristi...<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 @weightwhat Hmmm , seems as tho i have single handedly eradicated several huge roadside attraction giant coffee cups. #ohthepower<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 You know, you really should use your power for good instead of evil.<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 A universal remote does not in actuality control the whole universe.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 Drats. There goes that plan.<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 Still waiting for Z to bring up rest of the decorations . 'specially the Lady Leg Lamp. Should I shoot his eye out or just nag ?<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 I just keep my leg lamp up all year to avoid this kind of situation. And yes, it's in my front window.<br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/christmas/?action=view&current=leglamp-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 345px; HEIGHT: 539px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/christmas/leglamp-1.jpg" width="392" height="714" /></a></p><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 Family tradition is to hang the raw turkey neck on the front door knob...Please do not ask.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 How can you put a statement like that out there and then say, "Don't ask"? Well, I'm askin'.<br /><br />pagan43 @weightwhat Kids were out one Thsgv. Eve.We tied raw neck on door knob unscrewed light bulb and hid. Kid touched neck and screamed.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 Aahhhh... Good times.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">duane_scott I just learned that titilating is a word. I just became titilated.<br /><br />pagan43 @duane_scott We are to presume you know the meaning of your new word . Hint...it has nothing to do with udders. #titilating<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott In public?!<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat @marni71 it's not a bad word!<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott *snort*<br /><br />pagan43 @duane_scott You keep confusing me with @marni71. I am Kristi, The one with the Water Shack getaway place.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 That's what happens when one over titilates. (@duane_scott)<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">weightwhat Okay, somebody entertain me, quick! You don't want me left to my own devices.<br /><br />pagan43 @weightwhat Dancing as fast as I can... Your devices scare me.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 You've got some serious moves! And yes, my devices scare most people.<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 @weightwhat I am going to put on my tin foil hat & pajamas and go to bed. will work the same as "I have a headache?" #nottonite<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 My guess is yes. Maybe even better than a headache. And for a longer period of time.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">pagan43 Pancakes and bacon for dinner. Snowed in.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 Pancakes and bacon? I wanna be snowed in.<br /><br />pagan43 More than 8 additional inches to come.<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 TWSS<br /><br />weightwhat @pagan43 No one is safe around me.<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Please keep Kristi's husband, Bill, and her family in your prayers. She was a wonderful woman and having a Kristi-sized hole in your life has got to be horrible. I miss you, Kristi!</span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-5617150129141273792011-04-14T06:36:00.000-07:002011-04-14T09:06:20.385-07:00Cones of eccentricity<p align="center"><a href="http://duane-scott.net/pleasantly-disturbed-thursday-vol-19/" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog%20carnival%20buttons/pdthursdays.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I had a birthday this week. It was lovely, thanks. But it got me to wondering... At what age, exactly, can one be called "eccentric"? 'Cause that's what I'm going for. I'm 44 now. How much longer do I need to wait? You can get away with so much more when people think you're eccentric. </span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">The other day, I went to Costco with my family. As we were walking in from the parking lot, I spotted an elderly woman pushing her full cart out to her car. But wait, there's more. When she left the store, she ran into one of those giant orange cones that they have in the front to try to keep people from driving into the store. And yes, the cone led they way out to her car. No, she didn't seem to realize that she was pushing an orange cone with her cart. At least, not until she got to her car. Of course, she left the cone out there in the parking lot. In back of someone else's car. Probably made that person wonder when they got to their car... But do you see? That can be chalked up to eccentricity.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I want to push a giant orange cone around in front of my shopping cart. </span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Maybe even carry a cone around with me as a warning to others. "Caution: You don't know what this person will do next." </span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">It's not like I'm asking to be able to shuffle around with my knee high hose bunched up around my ankles. Not unless they're paired with slippers, anyway. </span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">So really? How long do I have to wait? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller...? Bueller...?</span></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-861900152554159062011-04-11T11:04:00.000-07:002011-04-11T11:14:20.726-07:00Life is Funny - Ben & Jerry's loves me<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=lifeisfunny.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/lifeisfunny.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I love a good bargain. I really do. But nothing thrills me to the core like free stuff. And free ice cream?! What, have I died and gone to Heaven? Oh yeah. And tomorrow is <a href="http://www.benjerry.com/scoop-shops/feature/free-cone-day/">Ben & Jerry's annual Free Cone Day</a>. They're doing it for my birthday because they love me. They don't actually know me, but they love me. And they show their love with free ice cream. </span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Anyway.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">So I'll be having</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> my free scoop in the afternoon. And again in the evening. Possibly a few times in between. Don't judge me. It's ice cream. If there was more than one Ben & Jerry's around here I'd make the rounds and have more free ice cream. Like that one time...</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Back in the day, I used to live in Southern California. My best friend "R" lived nearby and she's all about the free stuff, just like me. Baskin Robbins usually does some kind of free thing once a year, too, and one year they were doing free Cappuccino Blasts. Mmmm... Coffee and ice cream... And the best part? There were Baskin Robbins all over the place down there!</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">So R and I hatched a plan.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">We mapped out all the Baskin Robbins parlors in the area. There was a 3 hour time window in which they were giving out the free Blasts. We hit those parlors and hit 'em hard! Then we went and made the rounds again. Oh yeah, we were good.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">But did you know that they put real coffee in the Cappuccino Blasts? Strong coffee. With lots of caffeine. </span></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/coffee/?action=view&current=retro-coffee-funny1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 227px; HEIGHT: 286px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/coffee/retro-coffee-funny1.jpg" width="279" height="351" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I think it was a few days later before I was able to sleep again. There's something to be said for bouncing off the walls, you know. And yes, I'd do it again. Because cheap is good and free is even better.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">So go on out and get your free scoop. Maybe even make the rounds. Who could ask for a better birthday celebration? Mmmmm... Ice cream...</p></span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-29301927515906792552011-03-28T09:08:00.000-07:002011-03-28T09:22:30.206-07:00In which the Big Bad Wolf makes a life change<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=lifeisfunny.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/lifeisfunny.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Brace yourself. This is actually a Life is Funny post. Will miracles never cease? Okay, before you go thinking I've given up on my slacking ways, this post is pretty much from my 8 year old nephew. He wrote a story for his class that made me laugh so much that I just had to share it. I'm sure I don't know how he comes by his humor...</span></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/?action=view&current=3pigs.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/mish%20mash/3pigs.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:180%;">"Once apon a time ther was three pigs. 1 pig had a straw house. The 2 pig had a stick house. The 3 pig had a brick house. And a wolf blow the 1 house in. The wolf blow the 2 house in. The wolf tryed blowing the 3 house in but the wolf cod not. So the wolf said I will eat cow from now on. The end."</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">*snort*</span></p><br /><p align="left"></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=CharisseNick.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 447px; HEIGHT: 295px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/CharisseNick.jpg" width="472" height="386" /></a></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-65862720379346094802011-03-25T13:15:00.000-07:002011-03-25T13:36:05.283-07:00What does Yiayia have to say?<span style="font-size:130%;">Okay, so I'm posting this Saturday Silliness post a little early. Or very late since I haven't done one in, oh, forever. But I just thought these commercials were so funny, I couldn't wait! C'mon, laugh with me!</span><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmD-wDEeOds?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JmD-wDEeOds?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="390"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x9LinzE_85I?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x9LinzE_85I?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="390"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/We3MxsWdqOc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/We3MxsWdqOc?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="390"></embed></object></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Have a good weekend!</span></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-25864870442122465752011-03-17T05:00:00.000-07:002011-03-17T05:00:02.703-07:00How to speak Irish<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/st%20patricks%20day/?action=view&current=greeneggs.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/st%20patricks%20day/greeneggs.jpg" /></a></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">Top o' the mornin' to ya! As you can clearly see, I speak a little Irish. Would you like to speak Irish, too? What better day than St. Patrick's Day to start! Just follow the simple steps illustrated in the video below, and you'll be speaking Irish in no time.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OQOt8eOPr4k?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OQOt8eOPr4k?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object><br /><br /></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;">And may I say, those are fine lookin' potatoes you've got there.</span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-33888279925406958052011-03-04T10:34:00.000-08:002011-03-04T10:34:00.600-08:00Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your computer...<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog/?action=view&current=blog-updates.gif" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog/blog-updates.gif" /></a></p><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Okay, yes. It's been a long time since I've done a Twitter Ho-down post. Or any post for that matter. But hey, some of these tweets are so old that you've probably forgotten about them by now. See? It's all good. Yeah. I meant to do that.<br /></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners</span></strong><br /><br />TheGarfoose Hey @michael_schlact love your new Tatoo, way more masculine than your other one http://yfrog.com/h080ptj<br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/just%20plain%20weird/?action=view&current=80pt.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/just%20plain%20weird/80pt.jpg" width="411" height="333" /></a></p><br /><br />NikkiKearney Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Or at least busy.<br /><br />tellingdad My poor wife. She's been counting Box Tops for our son's school for 3 hours. She didn't see the humor in me singing, "867-5309" to her.<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations Still avoiding me, I see. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.<br /><br />If your man doesn't want to talk about his feelings, it's because you haven't told him what they are yet. RT @shariv67<br /><br />badbanana Carried outside by a group of men wearing top hats. That's also how Elton John predicts the weather.<br /><br />badbanana An optimist sees a zombie as half alive. A pessimist sees a zombie and says "yep, I knew this would happen."<br /><br />badbanana Ladies, upgrade to a digital biological clock. It's completely silent.<br /><br />PeterGriffinn No, you're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.<br /><br />mychiapet I'm thinking of having a little work done. I wonder if extra chia seeds are a tax deduction.<br /><br />My daughter is watching The Three Stooges. Not sure what that says about my parenting skills.<br /><br />Doin' the Single Ladies dance over here. May or may not be wearing a leotard.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little bit longer</span></strong><br /><br />Helenatrandom Hot Earl Grey Tea and ring bologna #lunchtime<br /><br />Weightwhat @Helenatrandom You have a special knack for making me not hungry.<br /><br /><br /><br />The_BMG I was just informed by DG that she can't sleep b/c she's busy pooping. #okthen<br /><br />weightwhat @The_BMG Well, it is tough to do both at the same time. Don't ask how I know that.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations @mychiapet You are looking a little poofy. I think you need a trim.<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations Gettin' a bit personal there now, aren'tcha?<br /><br /><br /><br />connectedgeek If your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job (ie computer related), other than your family and friends, how to you occupy your time?<br /><br />weightwhat @connectedgeek I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. Call me Roger.<br /><br /><br /><br />duane_scott Okay, I was going to post on my blog for the first time this week, but it'll be tomorrow. I've been catching up on "me" today.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Giving yourself a facial and painting your toenails?<br /><br /><br /><br />TheRustedChain I'm no Superman.<br /><br />weightwhat @TheRustedChain You just like wearing the cape and tights?<br /><br /><br /><br />okiewife will not take a drug that advertises one of the side effects is possible death. I perfer to wait for natural causes. Like falling icicles...<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @okiewife Where's your sense of adventure? I personally look for the meds that say that an exploding colon is a possibility.<br /><br /><br /><br />mychiapet Pssst! @weightwhat is working on a post. Don't tell her I told you.<br /><br />CrazyGidgetDog @mychiapet I'm totally tellin'. And @weightwhat likes me best.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are even longer</span></strong><br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hi Wendy! How's the Chia? ;-)<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Oddly quiet. I think it must be scheming.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat That sounds like something we should be doing. You think the Chia is trying to take over the world before we do?<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom It's entirely possible. We should probably try to harness that energy for our own purposes.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Aw, man! I forgot to get my Groundhog's Day cards in the mail! If only I could relive the day over and over so I could get it right.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat And I was at the store, and forgot ground pork. I would've LOVED to see Bob's face when telling him he's eating ground hog!<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Bob may never let you do the grocery shopping again!<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat It's just as well. Most of my recipes for ground pork get mixed with ground beef anyway, so he really wouldn't be eating hog...<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Pigs and cows mixing? Isn't that a Biblical sin or something?<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Running around like a headless chicken. Chili sounds good. D has a mancold. Test tomorrow. Bogged in work today.<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations A mancold, huh? Lots of whining and hardly any symptoms?<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat That would be the one!<br /><br />LaurelsZoo @SBeeCreations Did you rub his head and chant "poor little bunny?"<br /><br />SBeeCreations @LaurelsZoo Bwahahahaha! Yes!! I did forget the Poor little Bunny part. I'll have to rectify that.<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbmbMSrsZVQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbmbMSrsZVQ?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="349"></embed></object></p><br /><br />marklamberti If I had to guess, I'd say that 30% of my Twitter followers are real people.<br /><br />weightwhat @marklamberti Am I real?<br /><br />marklamberti @weightwhat I think you're in a better position than I am to answer that?<br /><br />weightwhat @marklamberti Not necessarily. I could be a figment of my own imagination. Wouldn't be the first time.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat What would I do without you?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I'm not sure, but there would probably be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat at the very least and don't forget flailing<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I always consider flailing to be a given.<br /><br /><br /><br />duane_scott What's another word for "unflinchingly". As in the man stared into the darkness unflinchingly. #duaneiswritinganovel<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott You know, there's this great new thing called a Thesaurus...<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat I am too scared to use a thesauras. I don't want to come off as sounding smarter than I am.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Should we try to find very small words for you then?<br /><br /><br /><br />jennybekrocks This seizure brought to you by Arcade Fire #grammys<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @jennybekrocks Weren't you just saying you could use a good seizure right about now?<br /><br />jennybekrocks @WendyDarlingLtd I was. And they delivered, just in time. Whew.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @jennybekrocks See? It's a good weekend afterall.<br /><br /><br /><br />TheRustedChain Awww, I just received my first hate mail in a long time! I've hit the big time now! Thanks "John Smith" for making me feel special. :)<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @TheRustedChain If that's all you were waiting for to make the big time, you should have told me before! I'd have sent you some hate mail.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @TheRustedChain Have I mentioned that I'm a giver?<br /><br />TheRustedChain @WendyDarlingLtd I'd take hate mail from you any day! I'm sure it would make me smile. :) You are such a giver.<br /><br /><br /><br />katdish Waiting on a phone call from @peterpollock. Which I think I may have missed...<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @katdish Is he calling to read the phone book to you? Gotta get that daily accent fix.<br /><br />katdish @WendyDarlingLtd I've asked him to read the menu from Jack in the Box. He can make anything sound classy.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @katdish Maybe Walmart should hire him to do their in-store announcements.<br /><br /><br /><br />WritingJoy First manicure ever. Nice. I could get used to this.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @WritingJoy What color are you fingernails?<br /><br />WritingJoy @WendyDarlingLtd well, the bottle said "Exhale." What color you suppose that is?<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @WritingJoy Depends on whether or not you've brushed your teeth lately.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones</span></strong><br /><br />katdish I need a chicken soup fairy<br /><br />CandySteele @katdish Ha! I read that as "chicken poop." Wish you lived closer - I'm on a cooking binge today.<br /><br />katdish @CandySteele I definitely do not need a chicken poop fairy. I hate being sick.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish Are you sure? Because I could totally be your chicken poop fairy. We've got plenty here and I'm a giver.<br /><br />katdish @weightwhat If I ever need a chicken poop fairy, your number's on speed dial.<br /><br />weightwhat @katdish I'm here for ya.<br /><br /><br /><br />beckfromfrogandtoad My husband just announced that he's crafting me a new gallbladder for Valentine's Day. I am a lucky woman.<br /><br />weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Nothing says love like a new gallbladder. Except maybe a new spleen.<br /><br />beckfromfrogandtoad @weightwhat He is a unique fellow.<br /><br />weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Not everyone gives body parts as gifts. You've got yourself a keeper there.<br /><br />beckfromfrogandtoad @weightwhat I could never, EVER replace him.<br /><br />weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Well technically, if he gave you enough body parts, you could.<br /><br /><br /><br />The_BMG Wearing pajamas at 7:45 on a Saturday night = I'm a loser.<br /><br />weightwhat @The_BMG @SBeeCreations I felt a disturbance in the force like I was being insulted somehow...<br /><br />SBeeCreations @The_BMG @weightwhat Is that all it takes?<br /><br />The_BMG @SBeeCreations @weightwhat I'll just have to call her out more often...<br /><br />weightwhat @The_BMG Hey man, don't insult the jammies.<br /><br />The_BMG @weightwhat I would never insult the jammies. They rock my socks.<br /><br />weightwhat @The_BMG My jammies will be eyeing you suspiciously now.<br /><br />The_BMG @weightwhat If your jammies eye anything, I'm a little concerned.<br /><br />weightwhat @The_BMG If that's the only thing about me that concerns you, you might have a problem.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Aren't you glad you waited for this? And yes, standing next to me makes you look normal. You're welcome.<br /></span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-85230806865228984422011-02-17T09:34:00.000-08:002011-02-17T10:36:37.893-08:00Pleasant? No. Disturbed? Yes.<p align="center"><a href="http://randommusings-helen.blogspot.com/2011/02/live-from-chicago-its-pleasantly.html" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog%20carnival%20buttons/pdthursdays.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Yes, I'm finally doing a blog post on this blog. Why? Because my friend, Helen, is hosting the Pleasantly Disturbed Thursdays blog carnival! She's much cuter than Duane, the normal host. Have you seen her pink hat? Hubba hubba. Okay, it might also have something to do with me having a topic to write on...</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Fair Warning: Guys, you should probably just walk away now. I wouldn't want your delicate sensibilities to be damaged.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Are they gone?</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Okay.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I had to go to the doctor's office yesterday. No biggie, just a re-check on my meds. So after getting my blood pressure and weight, the nurse showed me into a room. As soon as we got into the room, the nurse told me, "Don't worry, the salad tongs of death on the counter aren't for you." Okay, she might have actually called it a speculum, but I know what she really meant. Of course I eyed her suspiciously. I've been the victim of the sneak attack of the salad tongs of death before. But she was very reassuring. I may have smiled at her, but I was keeping an eye on the instrument of torture.</span></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">My doc came in and we talked about my meds, how I've been feeling, etc. The problem was, I'd recently taken antibiotics. Since just saying the word "antibiotics" is enough to cause a problem with me, I knew I'd be needing a prescription. So I asked for one. You know, because I've gone through this enough times to have it figured out. But since this doc is new to me...</span></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/?action=view&current=stirrups-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/stirrups-1.jpg" /></a></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Yup. She insisted on the salad tongs of death. GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! No one expects the salad tongs of death! Oh wait. That's the Spanish Inquisition. </span></p><span style="font-size:130%;"><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CSe38dzJYkY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CSe38dzJYkY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object></p>Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Hmmm... I wonder who I have to talk to in order to get the soft cushions and the comfy chair next time instead.<br /></span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-68902717803255650452011-02-07T13:11:00.000-08:002011-02-07T13:28:07.025-08:00It's all about the commercials<div><font size="4">I'm going to let you in on a little secret: I didn't watch the Super Bowl yesterday. Couldn't even tell you who was playing other than the Steelers, and that's only because it's my husband's favorite team. I never watch the Super Bowl. But I still want to see what's important: The commercials. What would I do without the internet? So without further ado, I present my favorite commercial from the Super Bowl this year...</font><br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R55e-uHQna0?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="640"></iframe></div>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-20651270768437280952011-01-28T09:37:00.000-08:002011-01-28T09:37:52.897-08:00I don't know why anyone would be suspicious of me<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/?action=view&current=chiaturtle-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="WIDTH: 421px; HEIGHT: 398px" border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/twitter/chiaturtle-1.jpg" width="431" height="555" /></a></p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners</span></strong><br /><br /><br />I'm feeling very unfollowy today. Silence is not always golden, people.<br /><br />I may or may not have taken on another alter ego last night.<br /><br />mychiapet @CandySteele I can't believe you'd rather have chia poop than me.<br /><br />RT @FatherKelly I like to drink hot chocolate at my window and constantly motion to the people shoveling my driveway that they "missed a spot."<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little longer<br /></span></strong><br /><br /><br />okiewife Sick people need their rest, so goodnight y'all.<br /><br />weightwhat @okiewife You're not that sick. Oh! You mean ill! Okay, off to bed with you then.<br /><br /><br /><br />five_monkies I really should go to bed. But talking to SIL has been "informative". Never knew hubs liked parachute pants! LMAO And Jerry Curl.<br /><br />weightwhat @five_monkies Who DOESN'T like parachute pants and Jheri curl?<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Why yes, there IS a twitter ho-down today! Are YOU in it? http://tinyurl.com/4qangmb<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @weightwhat why yes, I am, and for flatulence none-the-less! ;-)<br /><br />weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Hey, everybody has to have a claim to fame.<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are even longer</span></strong><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Happy Monday?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Oxymoron?<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Who are you calling a moron? Bit early, don't you think?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations It's never too early for morons.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations I didn't know there was a BoSa donuts in Tempe!<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Is that good or bad?<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Both!!<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Mmmm... Doughnuts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths<br /><p align="center"><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X3ZcZ2h4Ths?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X3ZcZ2h4Ths?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And the 'why don't you post the whole conversation' ones</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations I have no idea how many ounces BabyBee drinks in a 24 hour period. Need to know how much of a stash I have to have for next Wednesday-Thurs<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Do you keep formula on hand for emergencies?<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat nope - I have none<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Any chance you could get some? I used to mix formula and breast milk together when I didn't have enough breast milk on hand.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat @SBeeCreations I'm so glad I get to follow this conversation. Pity those who don't follow you both.<br /><br />duane_scott @kelybreez Me too, dude. @weightwhat and @sbeecreations know no limits.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott You have no idea.<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat You have educated me on so many things... I'm not sure if I owe you or if you owe me... my innocence.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Just givin' ya what ya need, whether you like it or not.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @duane_scott @kelybreez @weightwhat for heaven's sake, it's just breastmilk. You'd have no problems talking about cow milk. That's weirder<br /><br />dlrayburn @SBeeCreations @duane_scott did someone mention udders? @kelybreez @weightwhat<br /><br />weightwhat @dlrayburn Remember Dusty, don't call them udders.<br /><br />kelybreez @SBeeCreations @dlrayburn @duane_scott @weightwhat / Goodness, I go to LifeGroup and look what I miss! And I'm glad I missed it!<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Oh, c'mon Kely! With all those kids you've never had a breastmilk discussion? Really?<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Far too many. Never having another one would be fine by me.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Do you suffer from lactation envy? Is that it?<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat You take that back. I am lactation intolerant.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Surely there must be a pill you can take for that. And yes, I called you Shirley.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat I refuse the pill. And don't call me Shirley.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations Wait, what? “@mychiapet: What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.”<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations How could you not like a chia pet?<br /><br />okiewife @weightwhat Chia pets are too modern for me. I still have my pet rocks because they are so easy to care for.<br /><br />weightwhat @okiewife You'd think so, but I managed to kill my pet rock. Such a sad story.<br /><br />okiewife @weightwhat Are you sure it wasn't deliberate? You could have just given it to a poor homeless person.<br /><br />weightwhat @okiewife Well, my mom told me that it went to live on a farm. Now that I'm a grown up, I know what that means...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />WritingJoy Pajamas to the bus stop this morning. @weightwhat will be proud.<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy You know I am!<br /><br />WritingJoy @weightwhat I'm basking in the glow of your approval right now. Almost brightens this gray gloomy day.<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy Well, I am Sweetness and Light™, so I spread sunshine wherever I go.<br /><br />WritingJoy @weightwhat ::snort:: I just choked on my throat lozenge.<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy What are you trying to say?<br /><br />WritingJoy @weightwhat that I need the Heimlich.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.<br /><br />SBeeCreations Wait, what? “@mychiapet: What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.”<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations What did @mychiapet ever do to you?<br /><br />SBeeCreations Nothing! Why are you picking on me? “@mychiapet: What did @mychiapet ever do to you?”<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations You don't like to be picked? How about poked then? *poke poke poke*<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Did you see that I'm being harassed by a chia pet bot? Still?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations That bot sure is personal. Are you sure it's a bot?<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations Who are you callin' a bot?!<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Nope! Not anymore!<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Are you the reason "Ch Ch Ch Cha Chia" is now following me? HAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom Probably! I don't know why it started up with me, but now it won't stop! Guess I'll have to stop watering it<br /><br />mychiapet @SBeeCreations No need to get all violent...<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations If you check out its followers, you'll see they are few. Also check out who Chia is following... JUST US!!! HAHAHAHAHa!<br /><br />SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom HA! That is mighty suspicious! Must be one of us.... a mole!<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations A chia pet mole!<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @SBeeCreations me thinks a certain person in WA may know a thing or two about said Chia. I'm looking at you @weightwhat! Lol!<br /><br />weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Wha...?<br /><br />SBeeCreations @saphyreplatypus @weightwhat Cha cha cha chia!<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Leave it to me to investigate who follows the Chia!!!<br /><br />SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom I have to say, you are looking a little suspect!<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Well, I know it's not me, and so does Wendy, er... I mean Chia!<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations I think it's Wendy. She said she created a new profile the other day.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @SBeeCreations I'm thinking the same thing, since Chia started following all her aliases (alii?) first!<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom Yup.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom Ah ha! It must be Casey! Trying to throw me off the scent. Naturally, one would suspect @weightwhat - Tricky<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Naturally!!!!<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations I got a message from @mychiapet last night. I immediately thought it was Wendy. She's crazy enough to do it.<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @ImAPennyPincher I do remember hearing Wendy speak of another "alter ego"<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @saphyreplatypus YES! I remember too. Glad someone else does.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @SBeeCreations @mychiapet Yes, but then, so are any of us! But yes, I agree from the list of people Chia follows it is her<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom 100% her.<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher Good grief how many alter egos does @weightwhat have? Like 10??<br /><br />SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher Yes, @mychiapet only seems to appear when @weightwhat is online<br /><br />SBeeCreations @ImAPennyPincher No wonder she needs Tweetdeck to keep up with them! @weightwhat<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @weightwhat oh do not even try to claim innocence, we have seen the mischief within.<br /><br />weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @saphyreplatypus Wow, I go to lay down for a bit and you all gang up on me?! Shocking!!!<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat You know it!<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat @helenatrandom @imapennypincher @saphyreplatypus Feeling chia petty? ;P<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Wow... Y'all just have too much time on your hands, don't you? *snort* (@helenatrandom @imapennypincher @saphyreplatypus)<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @weightwhat "the force is strong in this one" #mischief<br /><br />weightwhat @saphyreplatypus *waving hand* This is not the chia pet you're looking for.Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-55841723121846401632011-01-22T05:00:00.000-08:002011-01-22T05:00:03.971-08:00Why does my husband keep handing me milk?<span style="font-size:130%;">If you read my Twitter Ho-down post yesterday (And why wouldn't you?), you'd have seen a Got Milk? commercial. When I went searching on youtube for that one, I came across this commercial as well:</span><br /><br /><p align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cDzYgqkQ_lE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cDzYgqkQ_lE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Now can someone please explain to me why there's so much milk in my refrigerator?</span></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-5282290337550792011-01-21T04:10:00.000-08:002011-01-21T06:13:24.018-08:00Gone with the Tweet<p align="center"><a href="http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog/?action=view&current=BloggingCartoon.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog/BloggingCartoon.jpg" /></a></p><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The one-liners<br /></span></strong><br />Twitter is the adult way of having imaginary friends. (RT@GeneralGrevious)<br /><br />I've developed positive feelings towards my captors. Love you, couch and Cheetos. (RT @badbanana)<br /><br />Did you know that friskie originally meant "to fart silently?" I didn't until Sarah's mom learned it while reading a book. Read to achieve! (RT @jewda4)<br /><br />What's the purpose of cookie jars? Who has cookies that stick around that long? #whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter<br /><br />Hey! When did I grow hair on my big toes? #whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter<br /><br />I was thinking I'd like to be eccentric in my old age. Look who's an overachiever. #whyishouldnotbeleftaloneontwitter<br /><br />My new diet is heavy on local, seasonal foods. Mostly Valentine's Day candy from the Walgreens down the street. (RT @badbanana)<br /><br />I asked my daughter to bring her books upstairs. This just in: It's the end of the world.<br /><br />I'm craving a bowl of cereal, but I'm out of milk. Yup, my life's become one of those commercials.<br /><p align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IJHxsAhjKAA?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IJHxsAhjKAA?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat I know something you don't know -- I am not left-handed.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.<br /><br />iaminigomontoya @weightwhat I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?<br /><br />Just once I'd like the chip on someone's shoulder to be a Pringle. (RT @juicymorsel)<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones from my dog</span></strong><br /><br />CrazyGidgetDog @ImAPennyPincher I've shed on pretty much everything here at this house. Want me to come do your house next? Like @weightwhat, I'm a giver.<br /><br />I just realized that I haven't been dragging my hiney on the carpet enough lately. It IS the gift that keeps on giving, you know.<br /><br />I've heard there's been a complaint (@Helenatrandom) that I never tweet. Hello? Do you know how hard it is to type w/o opposable thumbs?<br /><br />Shedding - it's what I do. Thinkin' of turning pro next year.<br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are a little bit longer<br /></span></strong><br />stretchmarkmama Who *did* steal the cookie from the cookie jar?<br /><br />weightwhat @stretchmarkmama Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.<br /><br /><br /><br />duane_scott RT @livitluvit: I have a zit *in* my eyebrow. #owwwwwwwwwwww / thanks for the update<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Hey, it's important. Let's try to be a bit more supportive here, huh? And by the way - I've got a zit on the side of my nose.<br /><br />duane_scott @livitluvit @weightwhat I'll be supportive. Please keep me updated.<br /><br /><br /><br />br8kthru Bowling! A special brand of sexy. :) http://ow.ly/i/7grl<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://ow.ly/i/7grl" target="_blank"><img alt="Owly Images" src="http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/7grl.jpg" /></a></p>weightwhat @br8kthru The bowling shoes or the bowed legs? 'Cause I'm thinkin' both.<br /><br /><br /><br />kelybreez Tonight, for added spice, I'm wearing the leopard print Snuggie. Watching football. Manly.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez I thought you might be a wild man.<br /><br /><br /><br />duane_scott I'm home from work. I'm just exhausted and borderline grumpy. Cheer me up? Do not send clowns.<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Too late. They're on their way. http://tinyurl.com/4fphtlh<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photobucket.com/images/weird%20clown" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Psycho clown Pictures, Images and Photos" src="http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp144/Jayzon666/psycho_clown.jpg" /></a></p><br /><br /><br />weightwhat @makeadiff21 How's your morning so far?<br /><br />makeadiff21 @weightwhat Very good. No whining yet!!!! The kids are doing well, too. Haha! And you?<br /><br />weightwhat @makeadiff21 I'm waiting for my family to wake up so I can start whining. Yes, my whining needs an audience.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations Sadly, I have just realized that I've been wearing my DH's dress pants all day. At work. Yeah.<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations It's okay. It's National Wear Your Husband's Pants Day.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat Phew!<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">The ones that are even longer<br /></span></strong><br />ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat Talking to the hubster.<br /><br />weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher Tell him hi for me. But don't explain who I am. Keeps 'em guessing.<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat He knows of you. lol<br /><br />weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher You mean I'm not that crazy friend you don't mention in mixed company? I need to up my game.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations Not cool. Pretty sure I've got a fever now. I can haz break? Going to have to decline football at the uncle's. Was looking forward to food.<br /><br />SBeeCreations And I'm done whining now. I'm sorry.<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations Really? That's all the whining you've got? Frankly, I expected more from you.<br /><br />SBeeCreations @weightwhat What? You saying I'm a whiner?<br /><br />weightwhat @SBeeCreations I'm saying your whining lacks zest and vigor.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat Good evening!<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm not sure why, but when I read your tweet in my head, you had a Dracula voice.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat That's good, because I was typing it in my Dracula voice. You are very perceptive!<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom It must be that twins separated at birth thing we've got going.<br /><br /><br /><br />WritingJoy I started a discussion forum on my blog. Will you stop by & contribute to the conversation? http://ow.ly/3FQP7<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy Would I do that to you?<br /><br />WritingJoy @weightwhat Oooooo.... Why don't you just show me?<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy Okay, I'm sitting here staring at it and have no idea what to do with it.<br /><br />weightwhat @WritingJoy And doesn't that sound like something that should be TWSS'd?<br /><br /><br /><br />ImAPennyPincher Ever sit on the floor so long that you can't get up? Yeah me either.<br /><br />weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher For me that only takes about a tenth of a second. Yeah. Can't get up.<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat My rear end is killing me! Oh geez... just let me do it. TWSS<br /><br />weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher *snort*<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones</span></strong><br /><br />duane_scott Come to "Pleasantly Disturbed Thursdays Vol. 15" Thursday, January 20 from 12:00 am to 3:00 am. EVERYONE IS INVITED!<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott Why is it from 12 - 3 AM?<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat Pleasantly Disturbed? Does it say that? It's that whole day!<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott That's what it says. It appears our disturbance must be limited to those hours only. Not sure how I'm gonna work that one...<br /><br />duane_scott @weightwhat LOL. It is now updated to 12:30 AM to 11:30 PM. Can you maintain all your disturbdness in that time frame or should I extend it?<br /><br />weightwhat @duane_scott My disturbedness knows no bounds.<br /><br />duane_scott I know. Hold me.<br /><br />kelybreez @duane_scott @weightwhat Oh come on. Her disturbitude is full time. She was saying there's no way to crowd it into just 3 hours.<br /><br /><br /><br />CandySteele Oats with flax & chia, sunflower butter, dollop of raspberry jam, toasted almonds & agave. #starving<br /><br />weightwhat @CandySteele You're having a chia pet for breakfast? Is it the chia sheep? Or the chia clown?<br /><br />CandySteele @weightwhat It's seeds, before they grow into clowns or sheep. When life was less... chia petty.<br /><br />weightwhat @CandySteele Such humble beginnings. And now they'll never live out their dream of becoming a chia turtle, will they?<br /><br />CandySteele @weightwhat Never. Never will become garage sale fodder. That's a good thing, Wendy.<br /><br />weightwhat @CandySteele Yes, but now you could have chia poop. Which is worse?<br /><br />CandySteele @weightwhat The chia pet. Definitely.<br /><br />weightwhat @CandySteele Not really feelin' the chia pet love here, Candy.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations @diam0ndhead94 ((jugs))<br /><br />SBeeCreations @diam0ndhead94 crap. I meant ((hugs)). I'm so sorry<br /><br />makeadiff21 @SBeeCreations Ok. I'm rolling on the floor now. My hubby is like, what is going on...<br /><br />SBeeCreations @makeadiff21 I don't know. That was quite a typo. Dare I say it was worthy of @candysteele?<br /><br />makeadiff21 @SBeeCreations I don't know, but obviously Wendy and Kathy and other snarky lurkers are not around to see it.<br /><br />weightwhat @makeadiff21 Oh, I saw @SBeeCreations trying to hoist her jugs upon unsuspecting victims.<br /><br /><br /><br />five_monkies Military School suggestions anyone?<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @five_monkies No, but have you considered a velcro wall? ;o)<br /><br />five_monkies @WendyDarlingLtd LMAO! Okay, now I need to know where to buy bulk velcro!<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @five_monkies If there's no one selling it already, we should go into business! And the moms of the world would rejoice...<br /><br />five_monkies @WendyDarlingLtd Definitely. That and bulk duct tape.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @five_monkies I find that a rubber mallet is good to have, too. A good whack to your forehead and you won't care what the kids are doing.<br /><br />five_monkies @WendyDarlingLtd ROFLMAO! At first I thought you were going to say to whack the kids with it.<br /><br />WendyDarlingLtd @five_monkies Oddly, child protective services frowns upon that. They clearly don't have kids if that thought never crossed their minds.<br /><br /><br /><br />SBeeCreations The Sarah Bee Daily is out! http://bit.ly/gsKH57<br /><br />Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Hi Sarah!<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm pretty sure that was an auto tweet. :o(<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat Her car is tweeting?<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yup. She has one of those future cars, I think.<br /><br />Helenatrandom @weightwhat I used to love watching Knightrider when I was a kid...<br /><br />weightwhat @Helenatrandom I was thinkin' more Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Ever have a fart that keeps going and going? Uh, yeah. Me neither.<br /><br />ImAPennyPincher #Didyoureallyjusttweetthat<br /><br />weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher #itslikeyoudontevenknowme<br /><br />saphyreplatypus @weightwhat no, but my dog does #that'smystoryandI'mstickintoit<br /><br />weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Oh, I totally believe you. #iwouldbelieveyoumoreifyouhadadog<br /><br />fart_robot RT @weightwhat Ever have a fart that keeps going and going? Uh, yeah. Me neither. FART ROBOT APPROVES.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat Good morning folks!<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat I don't know how "folk" I am, but good morning anyway.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Someone's being difficult and it's you.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat I'm not listening to you whine, young lady.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Are you going to put your fingers in your ears and say, "LALALALA! I'm not listening!"?<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat ... No actually I can't hear you b/c I've got my fingers in my eyes so I can't hear your tweets.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Like I said, difficult.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Ppppppttttttttt!<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Troublemaker.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Pppppppttttttttt even more vociferously!<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Oh yeah?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8H-rm6kt4<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><iframe class="youtube-player" title="YouTube video player" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hl8H-rm6kt4?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="480" type="text/html"></iframe></p><br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Ok. You win. I have nothing with which to defeat a defender on the castle wall, spouting such effective vituperations.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez You should never test me, never get involved in a land war in Asia and never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.<br /><br /><br /><br />weightwhat I just woke up from a nap. You needed to know that.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Why did I need to know that? So you could start in with the land wars and the castle wall storming and stuff again?<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez I'm just trying to give you a fighting chance, Kely.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat How so? U defeated me soundly, & threw a holocaust cloak over me.<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez I just want you to feel like you're doing well.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat Ooh... Extremely nice. That's the first time ever -- EVER -- I've heard someone quote that line. I've got to alert @katdish.<br /><br />kelybreez @weightwhat @katdish Have you EVER heard anyone quote this one? That's going deep into the insides of Princess Bride, right there. Well played, Wendy!!!<br /><br />weightwhat @kelybreez Why thank you. I love me some Fezzik.Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-58319930890158407012011-01-20T12:54:00.000-08:002011-01-20T12:54:34.917-08:00I'm perfectly normal<p align="center"><a href="http://duane-scott.net/pleasantly-disturbed-thursdays-vol-15/" target="_blank"><img border="0" alt="Photobucket" src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff317/mommy2charisse/blog%20carnival%20buttons/pdthursdays.jpg" /></a></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">So Duane Scott has decided to bring back Pleasantly Disturbed Thursdays. Last night on the Twitter, he was pestering me to write something for it. Like I'm the poster child for Disturbed. Frankly, I think he's crazy. I'm perfectly normal. Perfectly. Normal. What could I possibly write about? Yeah, I've got nothin'. But I suppose I could humor him and wing it. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I've been sick for almost two weeks now with an evil virus. EVIL! Let me tell ya, it's been kickin' my butt. And really? One person should never have to contend with so much phlegm. Yes, I'm phlegmish. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">I wonder if the Flemish are especially phlegmish. And do they appreciate being compared to phlegm? </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Phlegm. It's one of those words that sounds exactly like what it is. Phlegm. Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. Know what else sounds like what it is? Bounce. Go on, say it. Bounce! Ooo! And boing! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;">Aw man! That makes me think of Animaniacs. I loved that show. Especially Pinky and the Brain. Why did they have to go and cancel it?</span></p><p><br /></p><p align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsjdaYmsQOY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HsjdaYmsQOY?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">I'll tell you why they cancelled it: Because the networks are out to get me. It's true. If there's a show that I love and I happen to mention it out loud, it's the kiss of death for the show. Clearly, the networks have spies tracking me closely. Wonderful shows get taken off after a season or two, yet shows like Alf go on forever? Really people? Alf?! </span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">I think Costco is in cahoots with the networks, too. Probably splitting the bill for the spies. Hey, times are tough now. Costco lures you in with all those wonderful free samples. Gets you hooked on something completely yummy. Makes you dependent on it. Craving it. And when you go back to get more? BAM! It's gone. They've stopped selling it. Why Costco, why?! Oh yeah, I know why. They're out to get me.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;">Anyway, I'm sorry that I couldn't come up with anything for your little carnival, Duane. Maybe given time, I can come up with something. It'll be tough though, since I'm perfectly normal. And content. We all have our burdens to bear.</span></p>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741682252149648508.post-10159330744226088972011-01-15T10:24:00.000-08:002011-01-15T10:33:03.291-08:00So chic!<span style="font-size:130%;">Happy Saturday, folks! Ready for some silliness? I know you are! Wait for it...</span><br /><br /><iframe class="youtube-player" title="YouTube video player" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ydWMY8cYPUU?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="560" type="text/html"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">You're welcome.</span>Wendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10377069690077072368noreply@blogger.com5