The one-liners
I'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are. #funnyoneliners
We are all connected and we are all the same. Except for you. RT @evrythingmustgo
This is awesome. Stolen from a friend's facebook. #Rapture http://twitpic.com/517bru @Schnik
Cool Whip container in the fridge. Could contain Cool Whip. Could contain five week old taco meat. Life is an adventure. @badbanana
Oprah said viewer tweeted to her, "I never knew I had a light in me, until you told me." If you have a light in you, go to the hospital. @MattTCoNP
Scared Cat Playing with Terrifying Tennis Ball http://t.co/1dagtpr via @drkarenbecker How about a laugh to start the day? @okiewife
No one ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers. RT @clarkekant
Only the good die young. Therefore, Darth Vader was good, Obi Wan was bad and Yoda was a hobgoblin of pure evil. #Logic #StarWars @DeathStarPR
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And clowns. And spiders. And clown spiders. Okay, so lots of stuff actually. @DeathStarPR
The ones that are a little bit longer
katdish Moral dilemma: I can score a triple word score on #WWF, but I'll have to drop the F bomb to do so.
weightwhat @katdish Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot...
katdish @weightwhat You are my moral center, Wendy.
weightwhat @duane_scott I suddenly feel the urge to slap you silly.
duane_scott @weightwhat refer to previous tweets. I'm not responsible for what I write this evening :)
weightwhat @duane_scott It has nothing to do with your tweets. I often feel the urge to slap you silly. I'm just announcing it this time.
duane_scott I wrote a poem about Fruit-Loops. I'm considering sharing it if you all promise not to laugh.
weightwhat @duane_scott Will the Cheetos be jealous?
The ones that are even longer
Yeah, I've got nothing for this section. Instead, feel free to watch the following video.
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
weightwhat @billycoffey Yea for your summer vacation! Are you sitting on the porch with sweet tea as we speak?
billycoffey @weightwhat Actually I'm still at work.
weightwhat @billycoffey Why?! Did they chain you to a desk or lock you in? Do we need to plan a prison break?
billycoffey @weightwhat No, I have to work all year. But it's nice and quiet.
weightwhat @billycoffey Does that mean you can wear your pajama jeans to work?
HeatherSunseri @billycoffey @weightwhat I'm sorry... Pajama jeans? Surely, you meant to DM that...
weightwhat @HeatherSunseri Nope. ;o)
billycoffey @weightwhat @HeatherSunseri I'm proud to say I do not have one pair of pajama jeans.
weightwhat @billycoffey You have three?
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