Saturday, January 30, 2010

I think it's looking at me

Welcome to Saturday Silliness! A time when we can point and laugh at the shortcomings of others share in a good politically correct laugh with friends. Today's subject? The follicularly challenged. Enjoy!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Twitter Ho-down anyone?


Where has this week gone? No, really. Where has it gone? I've been sick all week and I think I missed out on stuff. Good thing there's always the Twitter...

The one-liners

Okay, who still has some of their Christmas decorations up? ...Why am I the only one raising my hand?

I love me some Sleep Talkin' Man! "I'm here! I know, I brighten the room. Everything's better." Think he sounds like me?

I'm thinking of making a fitness video: Coughing Your Way to 6-Pack Abs.

When did I eat corn? #thoughtsonthetoilet

I wonder if the bus driver is confused when I show up at the bus stop in the afternoon in my jammies...

Ode to the Sleep Talkin' Man (Yes, these are things he says in his sleep.)

"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me." #stm

"Horray for me! Yup, I said it. Now the rest of you can join in." #stm

"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day." #stm

"So many little people. Pet them on the head. pet pet pet pet pet...." #stm

"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce." #stm

"Deedoo. It's a deedoo. A deedoo...Oh, it's not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is." #stm

"I'm trying not to laugh. But your face! Your face! Oh, please look away. Please?" #stm

"Skipping to work makes everything better." #stm

"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for." #stm

"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope." #stm

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun." #stm

"Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus." #stm

A little bit longer ones

katdish Sorry people! I'm busy CHANGING LIVES here!

weightwhat @katdish For the better or the worse? Gotta ask.

Helenatrandom Today I am grateful that when @redclaydiaries asked "What's Shakin'" I asked if I need a new bra, and not a new girdle.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom *snort!*

TheRustedChain Trying to talk my hubby into taking me to my favorite Mexican restaurant for dinner...

weightwhat @TheRustedChain You should bribe him with what he really wants... the remote.

katdish @billycoffey It's a package deal.

sarahmsalter @katdish I think that tweet was TWSS-able... A ruling from the judges, please?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Package? Totally TWSSable.

The ones that are even longer

br8kthru @weightwhat no problemo! Now really, why have you been avoiding me? Do I need a mint?

weightwhat @br8kthru Tell the truth now - it's you who's been avoiding me, isn't it?

br8kthru @weightwhat Maybe you're right. I'm just transferring my feelings of avoidance on you. You should totally be the next Dr. Phil...

weightwhat @br8kthru Yes I should. People need what I'm dishing out.

beckfromfrogandtoad My kids are crabby and pugnacious.

weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Is that news?

beckfromfrogandtoad @weightwhat It has never happened before! They are normally such angels! I am a big honking liar!

weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Remember, the horns are only there to keep the halo up.

And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

Helenatrandom When is it okay to tell someone they are "badgertastic"?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Only when it truly fits.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat See, is it a compliment? How would you take being called "badgertastic"?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Anything ending in "tastic" is a compliment. Really. One of my favorite compliments to give is calling something cheesetastic

br8kthru @weightwhat Mmmmm, cheese...

weightwhat @br8kthru Exactly!

Helenatrandom @redclaydiaries Do you think I need a new bra?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom How about a coconut one? I hear they're all the rage.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I have one of those, but it's a little too small and gives me splinters...

br8kthru @Helenatrandom 'I have one of those, but it's a little too small and gives me splinters' -disturbing TWSS

weightwhat @br8kthru You're disturbed by splinter-ridden frontsets? Really?

redclaydiaries @br8kthru @Helenatrandom What the French Toast are we TALKING about????

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Okay, since they aren't answering... @helenatrandom in a coconut bra and getting splinters. 'Nuff said.

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Ohhhh.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Don't forget that I get splinters because coconuts are too small...THAT is very important to the equation...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Your coconuts overfloweth.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat That sounds so poetic, Wendy. Thank you...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yes, I make everything sound pretty.

What? Haven't gotten your fill of tweets? Then head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see what others had to tweet. Inquiring minds want to know.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Life is Funny - Mystery Meat (a repost)

Today's Life is Funny post is actually a repost. Hey, I'm sick so I have a good excuse. And no, not that kind of sick. Anyway, enjoy!


The other day, I gave my lovely readers a chance to throw out ideas on what they thought I should write about. So today's topic, cafeteria food, is brought to you by Heather. If you like what you read today, tell me about it in the comments. If you don't like it, feel free to comment on Heather's blog. :o)

Oh cafeteria food... Is it a punishment? A curse? Or just a rite of passage? I've mentioned what cafeteria food did for me in an old post (see #20), and while that was entertaining, it wasn't exactly something I could add to my resume. And while being turned into a gas giant may just seem like playful fun dished up by a lady in a hairnet, cafeteria food at my school also had a dark underbelly.

An evil underbelly.

They would hide things in the food there. Vile, ugly, evil things. Yes folks, they hid mushrooms in the food. Mushrooms! That's fungus that grows in cow poo! Why would I want to put that in my mouth? Fortunately, I was on to their scheme early on in my college career, and I knew to look for said mushrooms so I could pick them out.

But one day, my luck ran out.

Poor, innocent me went to the cafeteria to find the sustenance I'd need to make it through the day when I was greeted by the menu board which said "cheeseburgers." No one's afraid of a little cheeseburger, right? I was lulled into a feeling of safety with this meal. I brought my cheeseburger over to a table and sat down. Just to give myself some peace of mind, I lifted up the bun to make sure that there were no surprises waiting for me. Cheese and meat - I was safe. Or was I...? They set me up with a false sense of security, then WHAM! As soon as I bit into that burger, I knew that evil was afoot. Because hidden under the cheese was a pile of mushrooms! Who does that?! I could almost hear that hairnetted lady behind the counter snickering. Okay evil lunch lady, you won that time, but I lived to tell the story and spread the word to all who will listen:

Never trust anyone in a hairnet.

Hey, you look like you've got a funny life. Why don't you tell us about it? Join the Life is Funny Carnival. Really, we're laughing with you.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Is that romance I smell?

Welcome to Saturday Silliness! Your one stop shop for all things silly. You know, nothing says romance like a horse drawn sled ride...

Friday, January 22, 2010

The tweet heard 'round the world


Why yes, I did take time out of my busy schedule to tweet this week. Aren't you lucky to be able to share this with me?

The one-liners

Having a wild Saturday night. On twitter. Such a sad story.

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I just pretend that the answers I do have are correct. (RT @MrBigFists)

I'm sorry... Did I just roll my eyes out loud? (RT @razorwitted )

Gonna go make dinner now. And by "make," I mean reheat stuff.

Okay, gotta go put the frozen stuff away. Yes, I had to check twitter beforehand. I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time.

I'm multi-tasking! Go ahead. Be amazed.


I'm tired of my wife dressing me with her eyes. (RT @thedayhascome)

A little bit longer ones

katdish @marni71 I love weird. But you already knew that...

marni71 @katdish This is true. Otherwise, how else could you explain @weightwhat 's presence in your life?

weightwhat @marni71 Hey now!

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Sorry, I'm leaving to get some actual exercise. Talk amongst yourself.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Like I wasn't doing that already...

sarahmsalter @billycoffey Honey Pickle, you just set down and put yer feet up. Get you some tea and relax!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Honey Pickle?! TWSS!

buzzbyannies @CandySteele @marni71 I never twitter before coffee. That could be dangerous. It's like not being on your game.

weightwhat @buzzbyannies I dunno... I do some of my best twittering before coffee in the morning. Undecipherable, but fantastic.

jewda4 Me going to the gym without a workout plan = ineffective. I'll have to meet with a personal trainer on Monday.

weightwhat @jewda4 You mean just showing up isn't enough? Drats. Now what am I gonna do with all that spandex and the leg warmers?

sarahmsalter @billycoffey I won't pout if you don't.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter But can I pout? I love a good pout.

The ones that are even longer

Helenatrandom Turkey breast almost ready to come out of the oven. Good, because I am hungry. No breakfast. By time I was back from errands, lunchtime..

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Mmmm... Turkey...

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hey there!! Turkey breast!!! bowchickabowbow....

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I hope you at least took that turkey out for a nice meal before fondling its breast...

weightwhat Okay, who wants to entertain me now?

weightwhat Ollie ollie oxen free!

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Who's Ollie? And whose oxen did he set free?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Apparently, Ollie is the guy who scared everyone off of the twitter. Maybe by the use of stampeding oxen.

billycoffey Did I get published because I was lucky or because I worked hard? Both? Neither? ~

weightwhat @billycoffey I think it was the hat. But I could be wrong.

billycoffey @weightwhat @katdish I'm just a walking hat rack to you people, aren't I?

weightwhat @billycoffey Well, yes. And man candy. You're very well-rounded.

And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

weightwhat Okay, so who wants to entertain me?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I thought you were here to entertain us.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, I showed up. Don't you find that entertaining?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Well, yeah. We could say the same thing to you, though.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter No. I'm much more difficult to please. TWSS.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Yeah, I think I'll refrain from commenting on that.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why Sarah?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Because anything I say could totally get me in trouble.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why do you deny me my fun?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Why must I embarrass myself to help you have fun?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You don't get the whole 'point and laugh' concept, do you?

There you go. Now you can make it though the weekend. Will the blessings never end?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Fingerprint (not quite) Friday

It's (almost) Fingerprint Friday over at my bloggy friend's spot on the interwebs - The Rusted Chain (formerly known as PamperingBeki). Still with me? Okay, here we go...


What? This doesn't look like God's fingerprints to you? Let me 'splain. We'll go from the top down. First, it's twitter. And hey, let's not be knocking the twitter now, huh? It's been a gift from God for me. It's been my connection to the outside world and the source of many friends who have prayed for me and my family in out times of need.

Next, if you look at my twitter page, the third person down is @sarahmsalter. God has given me the opportunity to help out my friend, Sarah, as she tries to raise money for a mission trip to Sudan (see Tuesday's post for more on that). Being able to help a friend is a blessing, indeed!

Moving downward, we see my giant coffee cup. Coffee. 'Nuff said.

Okay, the new glasses I'm not too thrilled about. Stupid age creeping up on me. But at least I have glasses to help me see.

And lastly, my embroidery stuff for my new etsy page. God gave me a creative spirit and nudged me in a direction in which to use it.

So, you see, God's fingerprints are all over this photo. That and it shows me that I really need to clean up my desk. ;o)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

A big day

Today is a big day for me... I'm opening up my new etsy shop!


This is something I've been going back and forth on for a while and I'm finally doing it. Of course, the open doors/not exactly gentle nudges I've gotten made the decision making a bit easier. I found the perfect shirts at a good price. And I had some fun ideas pop into my head...




And then, my bloggy friend Sarah sent out an email saying that she plans on going on a mission trip to Sudan this July and asked for fund raising ideas. Yup, that was the final push I needed!


Sarah has a heart for missions and has gone on many short term mission trips over the years and is feeling called to go on this one (you can read more about her trip(s) on Katdish's blog here). But it's coming up soon and a lot of money needs to be raised in order for her to make this trip. I'd really like to help her reach her goal, so I offered to donate a portion of the sales from my new shop to help her get there. If you go to my shop and see something you'd like to purchase, please put "Sarah" in the comments to the seller box and I'll make a donation to her trip. It's that easy!

I hope you enjoy my new shop! And thanks in advance to those who will be helping Sarah raise the funds needed to go on this mission trip!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Life is Funny - Girl Scout Cookie time!


Welcome to the Life is Funny blog carnival! C'mon in and stay a while. You can even join in on the fun at the end! Isn't that exciting?!


It's Girl Scout Cookie time! You are going to buy cookies, aren't you? Think of the children!

So, way back in the day, my parents used to buy Girl Scout Cookies and other assorted goodies and hide them from my sister and me. I may or may not do that today. I admit to nothing. Anyway, we had a big ol' freezer out in the garage that had a lock on the door...

Mom and Dad, the following may come as a shock to you...

This was the most pathetic place ever to hide the Girl Scout Cookies. Why? Afterall, the freezer door was locked and all. I'll tell you why - my parents hid the key to the freezer right on top of the freezer. So yeah, we got into those cookies. Constantly. And although I can't really be sure, I'm guessing my dad got blamed for the cookies disappearing. He is the usual suspect whenever goodies disappear. But yeah, it was us. And they were good cookies. I'd totally do it again. So the moral of this story is, find a better hiding place for the key if you're gonna hide your cookies in a locked freezer!

Or not.

Say, where is your freezer?

C'mon back tomorrow for some big news! And here's a little preview for those who missed it on Twitter last night...


Now, back to you. Are you ready to join in on the Life is Funny blog carnival? Sign up below with Mr. Linky. You'll be glad you did.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Now that's a good argument...

Who wants some Saturday Silliness? Well, I've got it for you! The following commercial is not for the faint of heart or the young'uns. Enjoy!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Twitter Lite - Now with even less effort!


And you thought last week's Twitter post was short...

The one-liners

Wow. I think I might need these to my etsy shop-to-be. Fabulous, huh?


It's not you. It's her. She's probably one of those women who's looking for a guy that's interesting and remotely good looking. (RT @MrBigFists)

When a kid who's crying because he's so sick asks for a hug, you should hug him instead of shouting "UNCLEAN!" Apparently. (RT @superfantastic )

A little bit longer ones

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I DM'ed you.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Fresh! I'm not that kind of a girl!

weightwhat My etsy shop is almost ready!!!

sarahmsalter @weightwhat YAY!! When you get it ready, are you going to come back and grace us with your presence again?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, I'm tryin' to grace you right now.

weightwhat I just wrote my etsy shop policies. Do they sound like me?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat LOL! That TOTALLY sounds like you!

katdish So, I googled PCB, and @weightwhat 's post came up first: Are bra snacks kosher?

weightwhat @katdish Wow. I feel so special now!

makeadiff21 @weightwhat Stop being a cranky baby. Think happy thoughts!!

weightwhat @makeadiff21 I'm not being a baby. The cranky part I'd fully admit to though. But really, I'm not even cranky. Yet. Keep pushin' it.

The ones that are even longer

weightwhat @sarahmsalter That reminds me... @crazygidgetdog's birthday is coming up. Guess who will be getting a new Poo Purse?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat *giggle* Oh, Wendy. Tell me it isn't true!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter It is true. @crazygidgetdog's birthday is on the 21st. She's growing up so fast... *snort*

CrazyGidgetDog If @weightwhat thinks I'm pooping into a purse, she's crazy. I like to spread the love.


And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

weightwhat My hangtags are going to be so cute!!!

katdish @weightwhat TWSS

weightwhat @katdish Thank Gumby! I thought I was going to have to TWSS myself again. TWSS.

katdish @weightwhat Well, just don't google yourself again.

weightwhat @katdish Hey, I haven't googled myself in ages. I'm not sure @Helenatrandom could say the same...

Yup, that's all there is. Really. Nothing else to read here. Move along.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Life is Funny - Why my mom doesn't ski


Yes, the Life is Funny blog carnival is back! Feel free to rejoice. You know you want to.

Mom, if you're reading this, now would be a good time to shut down your computer and walk away. Skedaddle.

Is she gone?

Okay, I've got another Mom story to share with you. I know, you've missed my Mom stories. And if you're one of my mom's friends and you're reading this: You didn't hear it from me.

Years ago, my family was all into skiing. Except my mom. Mom didn't ski. But one year she decided to give it a go and Dad decided to give her a lesson. Already a recipe for disaster, huh? So Mom is all suited up and on the bunny slope with my dad. Then she starts to slide down the hill and doesn't know what to do about it. She's picking up speed and has no idea how to stop, turn or anything. Dad yells to her, "Lay down!" So she does. Except instead of laying down to the side, which would stop her nicely, she goes straight back turning herself into a human taboggan. A taboggan of death! Okay, maybe not death. But definitely mayhem. Back to our story. When we left, Mom was a human taboggan heading down a hill and picking up speed. Unfortunately for all involved, there was a ski school group in Mom's path of destruction... She goes right through the middle of the ski school, running over skis and knocking down students, all the while saying, " I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

It was after this little incident that my dad decided that Mom needed a private lesson. With a real ski instructor. This should go better, right? Um, no. The first thing the instructor decides to do is take Mom up on the chair lift. Yeah, mom's never been on the chair lift before. But hey, he's the instructor and he knows what he's doing, right? Well... They get on the chair lift okay, but then he dropped his glove...and jumps off the chairlift to get it...leaving Mom alone on the chair. He yells to her, "I'll meet you at the top!" Yeah. That was the last time my mom tried skiing. But the memory, and the whole body twitch whenever anyone mentions skiing to her, lives on. Good times.

So now it's your turn to share! If you did a post last week, feel free to link up both posts here on Mr. Linky. It makes him feel more loved.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Shortest Twitter post ever


Gather 'round boys and girls - it's Twitter Ho-down time! After Wendy is done sharing, why don't you go over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see what everyone else has to share. And remember, sharing is fun!

The one-liners

My daughter asked if she could have a popsicle for breakfast. Requires no effort on my part, so yes, have a popsicle. I'm mom of the year.

Trust me pajamas, I'm just as upset about this as you are. But hey, we'll always have Wal Mart. (RT @MrBigFists)

The kiddo goes back to school today. I wonder if the bus driver has missed my jammies.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh? (RT @funnyoneliners)

Okay, gotta go work in the kiddo's classroom now. Why must I be so responsible?

A little bit longer ones

weightwhat Doggie torture and dancing plastic thingies: A Saturday Silliness post. You know you wanna look.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I'm frightened... Very frightened...

weightwhat @sarahmsalter When aren't you when it comes to my posts?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hola. And I really mean that.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Yes, I feel the sincerity emanating from your previous tweet.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter I am nothing if not sincere with my greetings.

The ones that are even longer

marni71 I'm waiting for @katdish and @redclaydiaries to be on her so I can mock the fact my kids are in school and theirs aren't. #anticipation.

weightwhat @marni71 Ooo! I love a good mocking!

marni71 @weightwhat I know! Aren't they the BEST? Have you mocked someone today yet?

weightwhat @marni71 I have not. At least, not to my full potential. I must need more coffee.

billycoffey @sarahmsalter Yes. Send me Skittles.

sarahmsalter @billycoffey Sour or regular?

billycoffey @sarahmsalter Sour. It'll match my mood.

weightwhat @billycoffey Is someone wearing a soggy diaper that leaks?

billycoffey @weightwhat Raising my hand now.

And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

br8kthru @weightwhat Hey there! I was beginning to wonder if you had left us for a younger social networking site...

weightwhat @br8kthru I would never do that to you, Twinkletoes. I'd miss the sweater vest way too much.

br8kthru @weightwhat I thought my tweets were saggin' a bit too much for you so you went for greener pastures... :)

weightwhat @br8kthru It's not you, it's me...

br8kthru @weightwhat uh huh, where have I heard that before? I don't like where this is going...

weightwhat @br8kthru Can we still be friends?

pagan43 @br8kthru " saggin tweets" Oh my....Shock and Snort...

weightwhat @pagan43 Okay, I must be really tired to have missed out on that opportunity to get @br8kthru... Have to remedy that.

weightwhat @br8kthru A little late, but TWSS. How long have your tweets been sagging?

br8kthru @weightwhat I hear there's a program that will lift your tweets, but it's pretty expensive...

weightwhat @br8kthru Well if you'd kept them warm, like your cockles, you wouldn't be having this problem.

I know. It's a short post. But like I said, I've been busy. Hopefully I'll be able to better help Twitter stay in business again soon. It's tough being me.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Proof of life


Okay, okay. I know I haven't posted anything for a while. And yes, I am well aware that I even missed my Life is Funny carnival this week. Hey, I've been busy! No really, I have. Tomorrow could be my shortest twitter post ever. And you're welcome for that. Anyway, I've been busy trying to get stuff together so I can open an etsy shop of my very own. More info on that to come. Monday should see the return of my blog carnival, and if you did a post this week, feel free to link it (along with a new one, of course) to next week's carnival. Yup, you could be the proud owner of two links in next week's Life is Funny carnival. How exciting is that?! So, now you know that I'm still alive. Do with that information what you will. But you might not want to go holding your breath waiting for posts from me. Ya see how I am?

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Doggie torture and dancing plastic thingies

It's Saturday Silliness time! And have I got a video for you! It's my daughter's favorite...

There has been a lot of wide-eyed staring at my house followed by the words, "It's not a cupcake!" 'Cause yeah, even my daughter loves to run with a joke.

Hey, just for fun, want to see a commercial my daughter hates?

I try to get her to dance with me whenever one of their commercials come on, but she just rolls her eyes at me. Why does she hate fun?

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year! A twitter post


(In case you were wondering what my boyfriend was doing this holiday season.)

Oooo... It's a new year and a new Twitter Ho-down! Wanna be a joiner? Head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and sign up to do your own Ho-down post. It will make your life complete.

The one-liners

I couldn't find a gift that conveys my general dislike for you, so I got you this fruitcake instead. (RT @thedayhascome)

Funny, I don't remember Toys R Us having been a joyless soul-sucking black hole of misery when I was a kid. (RT @superfantastic)

Dear Santa, Define "naughty." Love, Wendy

I don't like crafty homemade ornaments. I like them store-bought, like Jesus did. (RT @MarinkaNYC)

Why? Why?! WHY?! I'm now afraid of Christmas cards.


It's 5:40 am and yes, I have been awake for the last 2 hours. Can I please borrow a rubber mallet from someone?

I'm having a rip-roaring New Year's Eve here. Just me and my apple cinnamon herbal tea. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?

A little bit longer ones

marysmusings @weightwhat In true @Brian_Russell & my style, we waited 'til now to do any shopping. We're hitting up Walmart tomorrow. Wanna come along?

weightwhat @marysmusings GAAAA!!! *choke, gasp, wheeze!* Um, no thank you.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Baby is on the move today! Crazy watching my stomach moving around like this. Reminds me of that Mummy movie with the scarabs

weightwhat @SBeeCreations You should write that down in the baby book.

Brian_Russell Walked by women holding thongs up to thmselves as someone (older man) they knew walked by and greeted them. #awkward

weightwhat @Brian_Russell Are you at Walmart?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat My LIF post is about how I am the worst Christmas Wrapper (not to be confused with Worst Christmas Rapper...)

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm glad you clarified. I was worried for a moment there.

PamperingBeki Taco Bell called my name for dinner and I answered. In other news, I should start working out again...

weightwhat @PamperingBeki Okay, I just have to ask... When Taco Bell said your name, did it sound suspiciously like a little tan Chihuahua?

sarahmsalter @SBeeCreations My cousin Adam swears by the Tazo Joy tea.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Does he really stand by it and swear? What a potty-mouth.

makeadiff21 Ok. Should I be worried that my 3 yo knows what a conga line is?

weightwhat @makeadiff21 Depends. Does the 3 year old also put lampshades on their head?

The ones that are even longer

katdish @sarahmsalter You're welcome and good morning. Sort of dragging today. I think I have the Christmas blues.

sarahmsalter @katdish How come? Maybe you should dress Buddy Love like an elf & take him to the mall to meet Santa. That'll chase away the blues! :o)

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Yes @katdish, please dress up Buddy Love! It's been days since you've humiliated your dog.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Really? I don't remember implying anything, either. Are you deep in my subconcious or something?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Oh, that's a frightening thought. *shudder* Skittles! I need Skittles quickly! I need to taste a rainbow!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Fear my subconscious!

katdish You'd better watch out, he's coming to town!


katdish And frankly, he's not amused.


weightwhat @katdish I think Buddy Love's plot to kill you has only been foiled due to his lack of opposable thumbs.

katdish @CandySteele I love a good lollygag.

CandySteele @katdish uh huh - I'll leave the TWSS to someone else.

weightwhat @CandySteele *snort* Candy finally got a TWSS of her own, even if she won't admit to it!

CandySteele @weightwhat I said "TWSS" at the family Christmas and my kids looked at me in horror. You guys have corrupted me.

weightwhat @CandySteele We only corrupt the ones we love.

And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

sarahmsalter @katdish I understand. I have a headache trying to start. So, I'm going to eat Japanese for lunch. It can only make me feel better, right?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You're going to eat the Japanese? Is that before or after you terrorize the city?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I'm going to a Japanese restaurant to eat teriyaki chicken with broccoli, carrots, & rice.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Well what fun is that? A Japanese lunch just wouldn't be complete without people running, pointing and yelling, "GODZIRRA!"

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Nah, I prefer it a little calmer and quieter for lunch.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why do you hate fun?

sarahmsalter @CandySteele Seriously: It's stiff when I stand. I have to walk awhile to get it loosened up. And if I sit w/ it bent, it starts to hurt.

SBeeCreations @sarahmsalter (TWHS)

sarahmsalter @SBeeCreations I tried to clarify that I was talking about MY BUM KNEE. I knew somebody would TWHS me over it. *sigh*

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You probably thought it would be me, didn't you?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I didn't realize you were lurking. I SHOULD'VE known. And you've corrupted our sweet little mama @SBeeCreations now! FOR SHAME!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Then my job here is done.

So there you go, the first twitter post of the new year. Things are looking up already now, aren't they?