Thursday, May 26, 2011

Twitter Ho-down anyone?

Let's just get right to it, shall we?

The one-liners

I'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are. #funnyoneliners

We are all connected and we are all the same. Except for you. RT @evrythingmustgo

This is awesome. Stolen from a friend's facebook. #Rapture @Schnik


Cool Whip container in the fridge. Could contain Cool Whip. Could contain five week old taco meat. Life is an adventure. @badbanana

Oprah said viewer tweeted to her, "I never knew I had a light in me, until you told me." If you have a light in you, go to the hospital. @MattTCoNP

Scared Cat Playing with Terrifying Tennis Ball via @drkarenbecker How about a laugh to start the day? @okiewife

No one ever answers my questions, but they always question my answers. RT @clarkekant

Only the good die young. Therefore, Darth Vader was good, Obi Wan was bad and Yoda was a hobgoblin of pure evil. #Logic #StarWars @DeathStarPR

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And clowns. And spiders. And clown spiders. Okay, so lots of stuff actually. @DeathStarPR

The ones that are a little bit longer

katdish Moral dilemma: I can score a triple word score on #WWF, but I'll have to drop the F bomb to do so.

weightwhat @katdish Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot...

katdish @weightwhat You are my moral center, Wendy.

weightwhat @duane_scott I suddenly feel the urge to slap you silly.

duane_scott @weightwhat refer to previous tweets. I'm not responsible for what I write this evening :)

weightwhat @duane_scott It has nothing to do with your tweets. I often feel the urge to slap you silly. I'm just announcing it this time.

duane_scott I wrote a poem about Fruit-Loops. I'm considering sharing it if you all promise not to laugh.

weightwhat @duane_scott Will the Cheetos be jealous?

The ones that are even longer

Yeah, I've got nothing for this section. Instead, feel free to watch the following video.

And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

weightwhat @billycoffey Yea for your summer vacation! Are you sitting on the porch with sweet tea as we speak?

billycoffey @weightwhat Actually I'm still at work.

weightwhat @billycoffey Why?! Did they chain you to a desk or lock you in? Do we need to plan a prison break?

billycoffey @weightwhat No, I have to work all year. But it's nice and quiet.

weightwhat @billycoffey Does that mean you can wear your pajama jeans to work?

HeatherSunseri @billycoffey @weightwhat I'm sorry... Pajama jeans? Surely, you meant to DM that...

weightwhat @HeatherSunseri Nope. ;o)

billycoffey @weightwhat @HeatherSunseri I'm proud to say I do not have one pair of pajama jeans.

weightwhat @billycoffey You have three?


katdish said...

You're "drop it like it's hot" tweet pretty much made my week. Which is sort of delightful and pathetic all rolled into one.

Anonymous said...

It must be because I'm older than dirt, but these people of WalMart are embarrassing. Do they not have mirrors? Self-respect? Modesty? Well of course not or they would not be...ummm...exhibiting themselves. Great post Wendy. I always look forward to Friday to see what is next on the ho-down

katdish said...

Ugh! "Your" not "You're". I hate when that happens.

Helen said...

Always happy to read the ho-down, even when I haven't made the cut! I'm glad you posted! :-)