Short but sweet. Ish.

The one-liners

Playing my first game of Hanging With Friends. I will not become addicted. I will not become addicted. I will not become addicted. Yeah.

For the love of Gumby! Someone play Hanging With Friends with me! (I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time. I just don't wanna.)

'emo' is not acceptable on #wwf. No wonder they're so sad.

RT @funnyoneliners If you're talking about a creature that just wants to gulp down a huge meal and then sleep all day, then yes, I would call myself a cougar.

If hot wheels designed the tracks I'd watch NASCAR. RT @GoferDad

It's a good thing my mirror can't point and laugh. RT @minealone6

RT @DeathStarPR Is turning to the Dark Side easy? YES. Seductive? YES. Fun? YES. Will people get hurt? NO. Okay, probably. But only bad people

Love this video. I mean, who doesn't love to torment their dog?

The ones that are a little longer

weightwhat Good morning! Who wants to entertain me?

kelybreez @weightwhat Don't you generally entertain yourself?

weightwhat @kelybreez Usually. But I've heard all of my jokes now. Darnitall.



SarahBeeC @weightwhat here ya are!

weightwhat @SarahBeeC Not for long! I need to get a move on. Don't ask which move.

The ones that are even longer

kelybreez My favorite are

kelybreez Bluebirds. Those are my favorite.

weightwhat @kelybreez Smiling is my favorite.

kelybreez @weightwhat Singing and smiling.

weightwhat @kelybreez And syrup.



katdish And in the category of Scary things found under my daughter's sink, I present: http://twitpic.com/5f8uu6

weightwhat @katdish Is it alive?

katdish @weightwhat I think it's dead. But only mostly dead.

weightwhat @katdish You should go through its pockets and look for loose change.



RT @br8kthru DO NOT FEAR THE BEARDS! Check out great posts from this week in the Light Friday Hit List: http://su.pr/9WwOIN

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weightwhat @br8kthru How did you know that I secretly fear beards?

SarahBeeC @weightwhat @br8kthru what about bearded clowns?

weightwhat @SarahBeeC AAAAAAAA!!!!!



melissa_rae My Princess Pootie Pants turns 5yo today! It will be a day full of pink & sparkles! #fb

weightwhat @melissa_rae But what will SHE be wearing?

melissa_rae How'd you know I was talking about my hubs?

weightwhat @melissa_rae I had an inkling.



Helenatrandom @weightwhat Knock knock

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Who's there?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat the

weightwhat @Helenatrandom The who?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!