Showing posts with label tissues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tissues. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Life is Funny - It's snot funny

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Time for more Life is Funny, the blog carnival that makes you realize that your life is funnier than you think. Want to play along? Post something silly on your blog then sign up below on Mr. Linky. How easy is that?

My life has not been feeling very funny today. I've had to carry a roll of toilet paper with me wherever I go because I've used up all the tissues.

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Yup, horrible allergies. At least, I hope it's allergies and I'm not getting sick yet again. Not much funny about horrible sinus pressure and a chapped nose, is there? No, no there is not. The snot has clouded my brain and I just couldn't see the funny. But then I remembered a little something from my childhood. One day when I was little, I went to give my mom a kiss...

Mom: That sure was a wet kiss!

Me: That's because my nose is running.

So you see, sometimes snot can me funny. Oh, and beware children bearing wet kisses!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Wendy vs. The Uncommon Cold

"EEEWW! Mucous - the scourge of mankind. Empires have fallen at the foot of this pox!" -the Tick

Yes, I'm sick today. Probably dying. Has anyone in history ever suffered as much as I now suffer?! And no, I'm not being overly dramatic. Really. Okay, maybe a bit, but I really don't feel good! It's a bad day when you've filled every waste basket in the house with used tissues. Ick. And there's nothing like a bright, red nose to make sure that everyone around you knows that you're sick. And disgusting.
Oh, where does all this evil mucous come from?




Must...have...soup...