Sparkly and fabulous

Happy Saturday, folks! For today's silliness, I'll be showing another "Real Men of Genius" video. Why? Because they're so darn funny. Enjoy!

Want even more silliness? Give Kathy's blog a try. You never know what you're going to find there!

The tweet of great price

Today's Twitter Ho-down has tested my patience. Twitter wouldn't show me all the tweets that I'd marked as favorites, so I had to go searching through many people's profiles to piece things together. Did you feel like you were being spied on? Yeah, you totally were. If I missed anyone's brilliance this week, I'm sorry. Feel free to blame Twitter. Or Katdish. Whatever.

The one-liners

I just bought an accordion. Expect big, big things. (RT @mrdavehill)

RT @Whiffies Warning: this may very well be as far as the Internet goes. http://j.mp/dvcTfd Proceed with caution.

RT @redclaydiaries Grover is the Old Spice Monster: http://youtu.be/zkd5dJIVjgM. Awesome!

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for a Klondike bar. (RT @TedInJest)

weightwhat Okay, they used a poster I made over at Demotivational Posters... As always, be warned. http://tinyurl.com/28bxqfb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. (RT @TheRustedChain)

I had a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at @DairyQueen today. Have I died and gone to Heaven? You betcha! #allotherflavorsaredeadtomenow

weightwhat @gabbysherri is here?! I thought I heard the pitter patter of little high-heeled feet...

My husband and daughter are having a burping contest. I'm so proud.

Look at her butt. Now look at mine. Now back to her butt. Now back to mine. That's what my butt should look like ... I'm on a bike. (RT @TJIChick)

The medical profession and I agree to disagree on how to classify the French dip sandwich. I say superfood. (RT @badbanana)




The ones that are a little bit longer

muchl8r I. AM. Scheming. Get ready.

weightwhat @muchl8r Is it a 'stockpile a month's worth of food and water' kind of scheming? Or a 'gird your loins' kind of scheming?

muchl8r @weightwhat a little bit of both. I might have canned goods in a barn that I'm fortifying somewhere.....



muchl8r This week was one long train wreck. Fortunately, my God is amazing and has it under control and I'm watching zombie movies with the guys!!!

weightwhat @muchl8r Remember: Aim for the head.



WritingJoy First dance class without the boy fumigating the entire building with his poop-stench. Miracles do happen.

weightwhat @WritingJoy I'm sure that everyone around you thanks you.



br8kthru My daughter eating her fortune cookie stopped abruptly, 'I can't find my paper. I think I ate it.' sounds about right. :)

weightwhat @br8kthru Clearly you taught her your cookie eating skills.



weightwhat @fishythoughts Shark Bait is on the twitter?! Clearly it is the end of days.

fishythoughts @weightwhat - I'm just here to be snobbish and obnoxious.

weightwhat @fishythoughts Those are your spiritual gifts afterall.



redclaydiaries Herp derp. Spam comment my blog just got. #huh?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Hey, I worked really hard on that one. #sounappreciated



SBeeCreations
@weightwhat yep. So I've got a huge deadline on Thursday & I still have lots to go. Yet, I'm in bed & not doing it.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat by "it" I mean my project not it it

weightwhat @SBeeCreations *snort*



weightwhat @billycoffey Shouldn't there be a parade or something in your honor today? Or is that only here at my house?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat No, we're having a dog & kid show here in @billycoffey's honor here too. The marching band is quite impressive.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries I've got the Kazoo, Accordian & Bagpipe Brigade at the ready as we speak! Yup, it's a banner day for @billycoffey! #snowdaybook

beckfromfrogandtoad I don't like ice cream, which separates me irreparably from normal humanity.

weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Wait a minute here... You don't like ice cream?! GAAAA!!! It's like I don't even know you! Oh, wait...



WritingJoy If someone had told me how pervasive and obstinate poop would become in my life as a mom... I wouldn't have believed them.

weightwhat @WritingJoy Never underestimate the poop!



weightwhat @br8kthru How much longer until you quit your job and go to full time tweeting? It's the only sensible thing to do.

br8kthru @weightwhat this is why I need you. You make sense of this crazy world. It's your gift & I would presume, your burden.

weightwhat @br8kthru It really is.



Nick_theGeek in honor of @weightwhat I'm going to the bus stop in my jammies

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek I'm just so proud! *sniff*



weightwhat @rntammyp Getting ready to work on my Twitter Ho-down post. Be afraid.

rntammyp @weightwhat How's this for my contribution: @rntammyp is totally fantabulous!! Not to mention modest. :O **snort**

weightwhat @rntammyp Ummmm, yeah. Oh look! Something shiny!





The ones that are even longer

Nick_theGeek So the Duct Tape wallet is apparently not the geekiest wallet on the block anymore http://bit.ly/cDu3gm

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Is that going on your Christmas list?

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat why would I need 2?

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Already bought it, huh?

katdish Can't. Stop. Sneezing.

weightwhat @katdish Neti pot?

katdish @weightwhat Farmer blow.

weightwhat @katdish Nice.



Helenatrandom @duane_scott We had it down to 65 last week. @weightwhat waited until it was 58 in her house. Is she tougher than you are, DS?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Doesn't that just go without saying?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Yes, but what man wants to be less tough than a tweeter with that sweet picture as an avatar?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I can't help it if @duane_scott is a powder puff.



CandySteele @beckfromfrogandtoad AND I don't like pie. Unless it's nut pie. And then....you know.

weightwhat @CandySteele Seems like there should be a TWSS in there somewhere...

CandySteele@weightwhat Of course there is. But I was quite cautious with the nut reference.

weightwhat @CandySteele Candy, you just can't reference nuts and sound innocent. #justsayin'

br8kthru @weightwhat thanks! And hey there- long time no tweet (for me).

weightwhat @br8kthru So tell me Jason, what is it like being so absent from the twitter? Was it horrific?

br8kthru @weightwhat like a thousand needles stuck in my index finger.

weightwhat @br8kthru You are going to tweet like the wind to make up for lost time now, aren't you?

weightwhat @br8kthru Hello...? Hmmm... I guess not.



weightwhat @duane_scott @katdish Imagine a robot built by Jules Verne.

fishythoughts RT @weightwhat: @duane_scott @katdish Imagine a robot built by Jules Verne.//I miss the best twitter when I sleep :-(

weightwhat @fishythoughts Perhaps you should stop that silly sleeping stuff.

CandySteele @fishythoughts Did @weightwhat 's tweet awaken you?

weightwhat @CandySteele Wouldn't be the first time one of my tweets has done that to someone. *snort*



weightwhat @BridgetChumbley Are you off today?

Schnik .....#insertsomesnarkycommentaboutbeingoffeverydayhere :) RT @weightwhat: @BridgetChumbley Are you off today?

weightwhat @Schnik What are you trying to say, Nick?

Schnik @weightwhat Nothing.... I just may or may not be making a reference that someone in that tweet might be a little 'off'

weightwhat @Schnik You should give me more credit than that. #iamalotoff




And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

katdish Hot off the presses, Twitter update: So apparently, I need to shut my pie hole http://bit.ly/dbBN9G

Helenatrandom @katdish And how DO you offend someone with pie?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom By hiding raisins in it.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Raisins in pie? Only you would even THINK of raisins in pie...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm always wary of raisins. That's why I'm still alive.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat EWWW! That would be a sin against the Campaign Against the Defilement of Grapes #CATDOG

weightwhat @SBeeCreations And we can't have that now, can we?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Did u see what I got in the mail today?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries I was just about to read your blog post about it! So tell me, is your life complete now?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Not yeeeeeet! But once I make my first FULL MEAL in Toastabags, I can die a happy woman.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries When you do die, do you want to be buried in one? Or are you gonna stick with the t-shirt cannon idea?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Wow, that's a dilemma. Being buried in a Toastabag is very tempting...

CandySteele Spam comment of the day: some guy wants me to update him with new information on my dead dog. Here you go: he's still dead. Now go away.

weightwhat @CandySteele Yes, but is he all dead? Or only mostly dead? #princessbride

CandySteele @weightwhat In my mind, I guess only mostly. Or maybe not ever, really. Now I'm confused.

weightwhat @CandySteele Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you at this late an hour. Just wanted to help mock your spammer. He needed mocking.

CandySteele @weightwhat No problem. I confuse easily. All spammers should be mocked. And flogged. And fed Spam.

weightwhat @CandySteele Have you ever considered taking up torture as a hobby?

CandySteele @weightwhat Why yes, yes I have. The internets can be cruel sometimes. #grrrr

weightwhat @CandySteele When @Helenatrandom and I take over the world, would you consider being our Czar or Torture and Pain Infliction?

CandySteele @weightwhat sure, or your chef.

weightwhat @CandySteele I've seen what you eat. I think that job would go hand in hand with the torture job. ;o)

SBeeCreations Why does it seem so impossible to scan straight?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Because the same little green men who steal socks from your dryer also sneak in and move your original?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat that must be it. Oh Wendy, you're so smart

weightwhat @SBeeCreations I really am. Someday, when I feel you're ready, I'll explain the mysteries of non-dairy creamer to you.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat that might be awhile

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Baby steps, young one.

katdish Okay, @askbillmitchell says to repost early. And as you know, I always do what I'm told.

weightwhat @katdish Who are you?!

katdish @weightwhat I know, right?

weightwhat @katdish You're kind of scaring me right now.

katdish @weightwhat It's been a busy week. I've had to be relatively nice. It's stressful.

weightwhat @katdish Someone needs a good rant and it's you.

katdish @weightwhat I need a super secret snarky identity.

weightwhat @katdish Hmmm... Buddy Love hasn't been on for a while...

Well there you have it. Another week of twittery goodness. You're welcome.

S.B.D.

It's time for some Saturday Silliness! You didn't think I'd forget, did you? Nope, not me! Today I'm cracking open the vault and letting this one slip out. Enjoy!

Need to put even more silliness into your Saturday? Then why not head over to Kathy's blog and see what others have posted?

Is it a little Twitter in here? Or is it just me?

To quote @Jugbo: "Oh twitters, you slay and complete me." Truer words were never spoke. Now on to the Ho-down!

The one-liners

Knowing is half the battle. The other half involves basic math. The last half also involves basic math. (RT @thedayhascome)

I'm thinking I should do a Pleasantly Disturbed post, but not sure what to write about. Too many choices? Possibly.

And what is a tickety-boo, anyway?

It seems @Helenatrandom is a little confused today. Or schizophrenic.

Someone needs a new alarm clock and it's you. A cattle prod might work nicely.

Maybe you should start stockpiling Snuggies now.

The ones I may or may not have tweeted in DM's - I admit to nothing


See what happens when you start googling?! You just get all naughty! You google a lot, don't you?

I think I might need to eat a tub of cookie dough.

Think he can handle the twitter?

My business card does say "Princess of All I Survey."

Maybe I should start referring to myself in the royal we form. Or perhaps in the third person. Hmmm... We will ponder this.

I think you should staple gun it to his chest.

The ones that are a little bit longer


duane_scott What I'm wearing today. At the risk of sounding immature, it's so me!

weightwhat @duane_scott The link doesn't work. I guess I'll just have to use my imagination. Nice leggings, by the way.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat your package tells me it's arriving today

weightwhat @SBeeCreations My package talks?!

Helenatrandom Ok.. I tried to preschedule my ONE WORD post for tomorrow instead it published it and listed Tuesday October 5 as the date. Gee Whilikers!

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Are you living in the future again?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Apparently so...

dlrayburn @Helenatrandom Maybe @weightwhat won't see this, but my count is stuck on 69...

weightwhat @dlrayburn Hello! I'm standing right here! And maybe you should just go call your wife now and avoid the rush.

katdish My fave new name for "church ladies" shared by my friend Suzie last night: Cindy Lou Betterthanyou

weightwhat @katdish *snort*

weightwhat "You don't need to walk around naked when we have company here." #thingsitellmy8yearoldthatmakesherrollhereyesatme

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat are you sure it isn't the other way around? #thingsyour8yroldtellsyouthatmakeyourollyoureyes

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I admit to nothing.



The ones that are even longer


katdish Quick! What is 8PM is military time?

weightwhat 2000

katdish @weightwhat And thanks (I think) Wendy. Unless you were just randomly tweeting numbers.

weightwhat @katdish That does sound like something I'd do...

br8kthru My little girl is a bit under the weather- getting better by the minute, but I get to stay home & play nurse. Can't say I mind at all! :)

weightwhat @br8kthru Please tell you me have a little nurse's hat on?

br8kthru @weightwhat no, but if I could find one, I would humor you. :)

weightwhat @br8kthru You're so good to me!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Their footlong Polish is pretty good here...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom TWSS? ;o)

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I really thought I worked around the TWSS. My original tweet was "We have a great footlong Polish here!"

weightwhat @Helenatrandom There's so much I don't know about Bob...

weightwhat @redclaydiaries So are you home now?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Chess. Why?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries We need to know these things.

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Should I be worried? (peers through curtains suspiciously)

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Usually.

And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones


katdish Since everyone's follower count is currently at zero, if you had to start from zero, would you do things differently?

weightwhat @katdish I don't think I'd do anything differently. If I did, I might miss out on the wonderful people I've 'met' here.

katdish @weightwhat How did we connect originally? It wasn't twitter, was it?

weightwhat @katdish No, I found your blog through a blog carnival. But you're one of the big reasons I got on the twitter. You're very pushy, you know.

katdish @weightwhat It's my spiritual gift.

Helenatrandom @katdish I know I found @weightwhat in your comment section on your blog one day, and have followed her EVERYWHERE ( cyber wise) since!

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I thought it was me following you everywhere... Is that why we keep going in circles?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Gotta love apple cider doughnuts! I mean, how can you really go wrong with doughnuts?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat They are the taste of childhood! Seriously, my parents used to take me to orchard once a year, and buy apple cider donuts...

Nick_theGeek @Helenatrandom @weightwhat never had them

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek That's a cryin' shame, Nick. You should fix that. Today.

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat yeah but I wouldn't even know where to start. Plus it would be counterintuitive to losing weight

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Any food that has a hole in the middle of it doesn't have calories. It's like a food law or something.

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat dang, I've been wasting all this time dieting when I could have just been drilling holes in the middle of everything I eat?

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Pretty much.

br8kthru Man, my brain is going so many directions this morning- like a ping pong ball. Lord, help me focus!

weightwhat @br8kthru I like ping pong. Can I borrow your brain for a game?

br8kthru @weightwhat as long as you have it back by curfew.

weightwhat @br8kthru I make no promises.

br8kthru @weightwhat well then I may have to require a security deposit.

weightwhat @br8kthru It's like you don't trust me or something...

br8kthru @weightwhat you can't be too careful with brains these days.

Helenatrandom @br8kthru Delicate item?

br8kthru @Helenatrandom I don't know about delicate, but 'squishy' would work. Sorry, that doesn't make any sense. :)

weightwhat @br8kthru It's a sad state of affairs when you can't just take your brain out and play with it all willy-nilly. What's this world coming to?

br8kthru @weightwhat certainly it is a time to grieve

katdish 10 lb. dog has spent the last 10 min. looking for the perfect place to poo. Yet another reason I want a starter pistol.

weightwhat @katdish Maybe you should just squeeze him like a tube of toothpaste. Could work.

katdish @weightwhat Oh, thanks for that visual.

weightwhat @katdish You're welcome. I thought you might appreciate it. Not as much as @redclaydiaries would, of course...

jewda4 @weightwhat I'm gross, so I truly do appreciate that visual. If her dog wasn't shaped like a tube of toothpaste, it wouldn't work, but he is

weightwhat @jewda4 Exactly!

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat Que pasa?

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus You lookin' at my pasa again?!

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat um, uh, er, um.... no *whistling innocently*

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Yeah, I thought so.

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat so sorry, but you have to admit, it does kind of draw attention

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Yes, my pasa is pretty mesmerizing...

Taa-daa! Give yourselves a hand - you've made it through another Ho-down! Now scoot on off and try to think of new ways to get into the Twitter Ho-down for next week. I'll be watching...

Life is Funny - Raisins? Not so much

Life is Funny, folks! You know it is. How has your life been funny this week? Why don't you blog about it and share it with the rest of us? Just link up below. And hey, don't forget to link back here, huh? It's the right thing to do.

Okay, so I'm doing a repost today. There was some raisin talk floating around not too long ago, and I felt it was important to explain my stance on raisins once again. And oddly enough, the post I'm reposting is one of the most popular ones that people get to after googling things like "do raisins go bad." Let me just say that yes, they do go bad. The moment they become raisins. Raisins are evil! It's what happens when grapes go bad... Now, on to the post!

I was reading the blog "i have to say" today, and there was a post about picking the raisins out of raisin bran cereal. I'll be the first to jump on that bandwagon! I, too, would pick the raisins out. I don't know why we couldn't just have bran cereal. Why must I be tortured with raisins?

When I was in college, my raisin picking became legendary. There was a 24-hour restaurant called Frimple's that my friends and I would go to at all hours of the night. They had these yummy, massive cinnamon rolls.

Okay, maybe not quite that big, but still huge. They were so wonderful, except for one small problem. They were packed with raisins. Raisins that you couldn't see unless you dissected the cinnamon roll. So, what's an Anti-Raisinite to do? I ordered an extra plate for the raisins and let the dissection begin. My skill at removing all the raisins was beyond compare. People couldn't help but stare in awe at my extra plate with the mountain of raisins on top. I could have fed a small country with all those evil little things. But not a one made it into my mouth. *sniff* I'm so proud of my collegiate achievement!

Hey! Look over there!

Okay, it's Saturday - enjoy the silliness! And yes, this is totally something I would do to my daughter...

Now head on over to Kathy's blog for more silliness! And you might want to keep an eye on your dessert.

Get comfy. It's the Twitter Ho-down.

Get yourself nice and comfy. You're gonna be here a while.

The one-liners

I have two guys pressure washing my decks, and by "pressure washing my decks" I mean "pressure washing my decks." Sorry to disappoint. (RT @AuntMarvel)

The new Ho-down post is done! It's freakishly short. TWSS.

Cheetos. The breakfast of champions. Champions of what, I'm just not sure.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it? (RT @forces2)

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. (RT @BIGE8UP)

I just found the present that I'd lost that was supposed to be for my husband's birthday. In July.

The ones I may or may not have tweeted in DM's - I admit to nothing

That was truly disturbing.

Okay, gotta go get my one comfy bra out of the dryer now so I can go shopping for chicken feed. #noreallyiamnotahick

Someone put a giant bag of Cheetos in front of me and I can't stop eating them. I'm not sayin' who that someone is.

I told you it would hurt. If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right. Strange, but true.

Good to know I haven't completely lost my marbles.

C'mon! Squeeze the Charmin!

Someone's being difficult and it's you.

Doesn't everybody like to get a heavy breathing call close to midnight?

You'd think they'd be used to it by now...

Much easier when you're close enough to slap 'em up side the head.

Can I offer you a wedgie then?

Just so you know, I'm raising an eyebrow at you.

1. Raspberry is really hot pink. 2. It leads to raspberry berets. 3. Which leads to Prince, the little purple freak.

Oh, the humanity!

Then he won't be suspecting it when I smack him upside the head... Excellent.

*facepalm*

They have bumpers. I like bumpers.

Maybe I should start referring to myself in the royal 'we' form. Or perhaps in the third person. Hmmm... We will ponder this.

The ones that are a little bit longer

weightwhat I'm here! I know. You're thrilled.

GretchenSaalbac @weightwhat I had to sit down.

weightwhat @GretchenSaalbac Would you like a paper bag to breathe into?



SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom I could use some teacherly advice. LO is *still* talking in class. Punishment at home isn't working. Any suggestions?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Shock collar.



Helenatrandom Poor telemarketer....she asked for mom... I think I shook her up when I said she's been dead for 7 months, but can talk to me instead...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom That's one way to get yourself on the 'do not call' list.



Schnik Ugh. I can't believe that adults think this is ok to leave for me to clean up.

weightwhat @Schnik When you get done with that, I've got a sink full of dishes with your name on it.



sarahmsalter @weightwhat I had a horrible realization today. I have no cookies. *GASP*

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Clearly it is the end of days.

stretchmarkmama Put a dead spider in the toilet today. Thus providing my boys with some good, wholesome fun.

weightwhat @stretchmarkmama *snort*

dlrayburn My only comment would end up on circus...I plead the fifth.

weightwhat @dlrayburn I hate to break it to ya...

marni71 When the Cone of Shame is not enough...http://bit.ly/9AvNPq

weightwhat @marni71 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Behave!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why should I start now?



Schnik @sarahmsalter @weightwhat @diam0ndhead94 That's alright Sarah, Wendy is having a "Me Me Me Me Moment" #arewehavingfunyet

weightwhat @Schnik And? Dearest Nick, haven't you learned that it really IS all about me yet?



weightwhat Okay Portland/Vancouver, are you ready for @sarahmsalter and me? Be very afraid...

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat probably good that you warn the masses, wouldn't want anyone caught off guard

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Yes, it's the right thing to do. Gives people a chance to gird their loins.




The ones that are even longer

marni71 Two grasshoppers are mating on the window screen by my desk. They've been at this for AN HOUR. Kudos little grasshoppers. ;-)

weightwhat @marni71 So, have you been watching them for the entire hour? *brown chicken brown cow*

marni71 @weightwhat They won't get a room (despite me yelling that at them 4 times now). I'm about to find a can of Raid and end it ;-)

weightwhat @marni71 Sounds like a blog post waiting to happen...



katdish @CandySteele Oooo! Will you make me some homemade jerky?

CandySteele @katdish OMDB (over my dead body)

Helenatrandom @CandySteele That wouldn't make tasty jerky at all....

weightwhat @Helenatrandom *snort*



CandySteele @Helenatrandom But all you taste is the jerk. You don't taste the meat.

weightwhat @CandySteele TWSS

CandySteele @weightwhat OMgee. I was talking to Helen, you know. Context is king.

weightwhat @CandySteele Context shmontext.



katdish You would think digging up a cow pasture would make the air smell horrible. And you would be correct.

weightwhat @katdish Ooo...What is that new scent you're wearing?

katdish @weightwhat It's called 20 year old cow $#*?.

weightwhat @katdish Nice. Not quite as nice as Apocalypse™, but still fabulous.



weightwhat Happy Birthday Steph! A very, um, special birthday post for @redclaydiaries. http://tinyurl.com/2co8twm

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Always thinkin' of ya!

redclaydiaries @weightwhat I know. Could you stop that?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Probably not.

dlrayburn THE idea for #DuanesWeddingGift ... I just found the perfect gift. For real: http://bit.ly/dCSp1g <~~ THIS IS IT!

sarahmsalter @dlrayburn That's udderly disgusting, Dusty!

dlrayburn I can't stop looking at it...What type of person thinks to make this?

weightwhat @dlrayburn Why were you looking at me when you said that?



TheRustedChain "Donuts With Mom" day at school. They expected me to be up and dressed by 7:15! That's craziness.

weightwhat @TheRustedChain What, are jammies not good enough for them?

TheRustedChain @weightwhat Apparently not! I even had to wear a bra.

weightwhat @TheRustedChain GAAAA!!!



SBeeCreations @sarahmsalter he's eating animal crackers right now - well, mashing them and swallowing half

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Heads or tails?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Thus far we are at 66% heads first

weightwhat @SBeeCreations A wise choice.



TheRustedChain You know when you make a typo that turns out to be naughty? Yeah. Glad I caught it before I hit send.

weightwhat @TheRustedChain Why do you ruin my fun? ;o)

WritingJoy You are indeed fortunate @TheRustedChain. @weightwhat will never let you live something like that down! #beentheredonethat

weightwhat @WritingJoy I think someone is just jealous because she hasn't been in the Ho-down for a while...



Helenatrandom My newest pot at random musings: Congratulations DS! And Happy Pleasantly Disturbed... http://t.co/cqY7AUL

weightwhat @Helenatrandom You know Helen, I clicked on the link hoping to see your newest pot, but all I saw was your newest post. What's up with that?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I like my typos... They remind me of @gabbysherri....

weightwhat @Helenatrandom You're not going to start stealing shoes though, are you?



Lindatweetsalot Can I get a number, please (1-86) ?

weightwhat @Lindatweetsalot 7.834

Lindatweetsalot @weightwhat Stop it! lol

weightwhat @Lindatweetsalot Admit it - I've got mad number picking skillz.

Lindatweetsalot @weightwhat mad skills....The MADDEST!




And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I'm sorry you're awake and sore. Was it those ninja spider monkeys I sent to entertain you before I get there?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Maybe.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I was afraid that the ninja spider monkeys would be a bit much. They're supposed to go visit @Schnik when they're done with you.

Schnik @sarahmsalter Oh no! You keep your spiders to yourself!

sarahmsalter @Schnik No, honey. They're ninja spider monkeys. A totally different animal.

Schnik @sarahmsalter Nope. If they are related to Spiders. I don't want them.

sarahmsalter @Schnik Hey, monkeys are FUN! Don't you like fun?

Schnik @sarahmsalter Monkeys Fling Poo.

weightwhat @Schnik How about if we just send regular spiders then? No, don't answer that. I'll just send them.

Schnik @weightwhat No Monkeys, No Spiders. Send me nothing with fur or 8 legs, or furry legs for that matter.

weightwhat @Schnik Hey, love me, love my furry legs.

dlrayburn @sarahmsalter @Helenatrandom We need to do pleasantly disturbed posts tomorrow and focus on wedding gifts/ideas for @duane_scott

weightwhat @dlrayburn What, am I TOO disturbed to be invited in to this? I see how you are. HMPH!

dlrayburn @weightwhat No this should be right up your alley. Didn't know you were lurking!

weightwhat @dlrayburn Hey, you just keep your hands off my alley, mister.

dlrayburn @weightwhat Speechless. Gonna go call my wife now.

weightwhat @dlrayburn Maybe you could borrow @sarahmsalter's closet so you can rock back and forth in it.

sarahmsalter @duane_scott I'll bet @weightwhat would like to get in on this! @dlrayburn @Helenatrandom #weddinggiftsforthenewlyweds

duane_scott @sarahmsalter That was really mean to bring in @weightwhat. Really mean. I'm dead meat.

weightwhat @duane_scott What? I'm Sweetness and Light™.

dlrayburn @weightwhat lost me on that one

weightwhat @dlrayburn You don't know that I'm Sweetness and Light™? It's true. The crazy thing is just a rumor about me.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat @dlrayburn Unlike me... I truly am out of my gourd... salsa anyone?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I didn't know we were at the grocery store...

Helenatrandom @weightwhat We are not... I am just demonstrating the depth of my reason to @dlrayburn

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Bummer, because I'm almost out of cereal...

saphyreplatypus my #octoberwish is to get back to checking things off my bucket list, one item a month (at least)

mahjerle @saphyreplatypus Whats on the bucket list??

saphyreplatypus @mahjerle there is lots of world travel on there, and a few charitable things, and some crazy stuff I just want to try.

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Do any of these things involve orangutans in hula skirts?

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat oh, so you've seen my list then? or was that a good guess? (there were unicycles too, can't forget those)

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I was wondering if you'd copied MY bucket list. Looks like I've got my answer. *eyeing you suspiciously*

weightwhat @br8kthru So... Are you gonna entertain me this morning?

br8kthru @weightwhat entertain you... Hmmm. Unless you find tired/brain deficient people entertaining you may be out of luck.

weightwhat @br8kthru I kind of do. In a point and laugh kind of way.

br8kthru @weightwhat well, feel free. I can take it. (TWSS)

weightwhat @br8kthru Well, you're going to have to do something entertaining first. My point and laugh comes at a price, you know.

br8kthru @weightwhat and what would you propose I do?

weightwhat @br8kthru Well, you haven't morphed anyone for quite a while...

br8kthru @weightwhat my goodness, that takes a long time! You came out of the gate with the big guns #mixedmetaphors

weightwhat @br8kthru I'm nothing if not demanding.

br8kthru @weightwhat if I were going to morph someone/something, I would need inspiration

weightwhat @br8kthru Must I do everything?!

br8kthru @weightwhat duh.

weightwhat @br8kthru You make my brain hurt.

br8kthru @weightwhat my work here is done. :)

Hey! You made it! And your eyes are only slightly glazed over... Uh... Yeah... You might want to go have that looked at...