Weight...What?

Oh, the agony of stepping onto the scale!



Okay, just do it.



Step on.



What?! Is someone else standing on the scale with me? Is the scale supposed to groan like that?



Hmmm... That can't be right. I'll just try it again...



AAAAAAA!!!! How many calories does screaming at a scale burn?



So, I guess it's time to do something about it. And what do I choose to do? Yup, I'm starting a blog. Why? Well, clearly, it's because I have a hole in my head. Why else would one blog about needing to lose massive amounts of weight? Okay, it could be for accountability - that evil word that's supposed to be a good thing. Let's face it, the only time accountability makes us happy is when we're doing what we're supposed to be doing. Otherwise, it's just a kick in the butt. I guess a good butt kicking is what I need once in a while.

Because typing is such good exercise (am I delusional?), I'll be posting about my ups and downs on my new blog. Here's hoping for more downs than ups!

And yes, in case you were wondering, I am completely off my rocker. ;o)