Showing posts with label gotta get me one of those. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gotta get me one of those. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Parenting 101 - The quick fix

As promised, I now bring you the latest edition of Parenting 101. This one's a biggie because it's the answer to so many parenting problems out there. I know, I'm a giver.

Have a child who won't stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off?

Or a child who keeps getting in to things that he/she shouldn't get in to?

A child who just won't stay in bed at bedtime?

An older child who's been sneaking out at night?

Or do you just need some quality "Me Time" during which you don't want to have to worry about what the kids are up to?

Well parents, I have the perfect solution for you:

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The Velcro Wall

Yes folks, this is the perfect solution for a multitude of problems. Just suit Junior up and stick him to the wall. Peace of mind is just some hook & loop away. You're welcome.

Now that little Bobby/Betty is taken care of, how about joining in over at the Life is Funny blog carnival? Like the Velcro Wall, it will make your life complete.