Today is my friend Helen's birthday! Unfortunately, it took her reminding me of it to remember it. Yes, I'm a horrible person. So to celebrate Helen's birthday, I'm having a little Google fun. A while back, I did an "Unfortunately, Wendy" post which was highly entertaining, so I've decided to do one for Helen. Yup, I'm Googling "Unfortunately, Helen" to see what I come up with. Now, without further ado...
Unfortunately, Helen refused to take no for an answer.
Unfortunately, Helen is the last of her kind.
Unfortunately, Helen was taken.
Unfortunately, Helen, as the fairest of her sex, was the prize destined for Paris.
Unfortunately, Helen liked to gamble and by all accounts she wasn't very good at it.
Unfortunately, Helen has no knowledge on how to fly a rocket.
Unfortunately, Helen was never comfortable with fame and all the attention that came with it.
Unfortunately, Helen can't control the weather.
Unfortunately, Helen didn't turn 18 soon enough to make it into the Star Trek tattoo roundup.
Unfortunately, Helen was Polish and knew nothing about cooking.
Unfortunately, Helen is not sure, not sure at all.
Unfortunately Helen did not study science and IT hence very often gets lost in cyber space.
And did you know that in the movie "The Incredibles" the main character's names are Helen and Bob? Yup, just like Helen and her husband Bob. Coincidence? I think not.
And now, for the fortunately part. Fortunately, Helen is someone I can call a friend. She's a lovely person with a wonderful, caring heart and I'm blessed to know her. Happy Birthday, dear Helen! And now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go eat some cake in Helen's honor. Cake... Mmmm...
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