Okay, I'll start off with the latest about my daughter: We still know nothing. Ugh. She had an EEG done yesterday, and while we do know that nothing horrendous showed up, the tech hinted that something was there but wouldn't tell me what. Gotta wait for the doctor to fill me in on that one. Oh, and the doctor is leaving the country today for two weeks. Looking for a nice brick wall to hit my head against. She's also wearing a continuous glucose monitor that checks her blood sugar every 5 minutes. We'll have the results on that read next Tuesday. More waiting. Have I mentioned that I hate waiting? Anyway, a little levity is a nice thing right now, which is why I love Twitter so much. Who doesn't love to laugh? So on to the Twitter Ho-down with Fellowship of the Traveling Smartypants!
Attn: Substitute bus driver - FEAR THE JAMMIES!
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is--intelligence has a limit. (via @funnyoneliners)
Asked my wife what she would put in the paper if I died. She said, "Boat for sale." RT @northpacific
RT @funnyoneliners Think twice before you speak. This may enable you to say something more insulting than if you had spoke out at once.
@Helenatrandom I'm going to DM you. Yes, I'm that kind of a girl.
My daughter caught my husband watching iCarly earlier. He was by himself. Should I be worried?
RT @funnyoneliners What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles.
A little bit longer ones
weightwhat @sarahmsalter Okay, did everyone get that? @sarahmsalter IS NOT wearing (colored) underwear today!
stretchmarkmama Hey, @walgreens sells a great self-inflating whoopee cushion--not that we tested one for 10 min at the store today.
makeadiff21 How old is it again when you ask for some time alone that they give you more than 20 seconds at a time? :)
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
sarahmsalter I have a headache... Go to bed or take tylenol and stay up to write?
weightwhat Gotta go wash all the goop out of my daughter's hair now. Oooo... goopy.
Yes, it was a busy week on the Twitter. Diversion is a good thing! I really want to thank all of you who have been praying for my kiddo. I truly appreciate it!