My poor twitter account has been suffering from the effects of Girl Scout Cookies. Such a sad story. Not even a TWSS to be seen. Crazy, huh? Here's hoping twitter can get back to its old self now that cookie season is over.
An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog. (RT @badbanana )
Is it my imagination, or is twitter having issues?
Where is that *(&@*$% happy place?! And who keeps moving it?!
The ones from my dog, Gidget (@CrazyGidgetDog)
Been days since I've had a good butt drag on the carpet. Time to seize the moment! Carpe carpetum!
A little bit longer ones
weightwhat I'm very angry with McDonalds. How could they run out of Shamrock Shakes 4 days before St. Pat's Day? Inconceivable!
jewda4 Don't you wish overalls for grown ups came back into style, including the standard one strap done up?
The ones that are even longer
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
So there you have it. My sad little twitter post. Sorry I couldn't make your eyeballs bleed this week. Maybe next week will be better. If you're still craving more, feel free to head over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants to see if anyone else did a post. Just don't hold your breath. Lately they've all been pretty flaky, too.