You knew the TWSS couldn't be held back forever, right? If you're afraid of the TWSS, feel free to go back and re-read last week's Twitter Ho-down. It's TWSS-free and it's not long enough to make your eyes bleed. This post makes no such promises.
Okay, time to get ready for Girl Scouts. Seems like I should be too old to be saying that. Now where did I put that beret and knee socks?
Padded bras. What God has forgotten, we stuff with cotton. #randomthoughtsfromwendy
"I need a book. A big book. And the loo. Happiness." #sleeptalkingman
Okay, I'm awake. Now what?
Permanent sign on men's room door that's not on women's room door: "Caution - Floors may be wet." Um, ew. #randomthoughtsfromwendy
My 3 yo took a bath w/my 10 yr old. I heard crying. "Mom, she asked Jesus in her heart!" Me: "Why is she crying?" Her: "I baptized her." (RT @WeareTHATfamily )
Why can't designers put shoulder pads where they'd do more good? #randomthoughtsfromwendy
"There's only one thing that comes as close as being as fantastic as me, and that's my reflection. All hail the beautiful mirror. Wow." #sleeptalkingman
Had my free Ben & Jerry's ice cream this evening. And this afternoon. Don't judge me.
Wow. Compared to this, me going to the bus stop in my jammies is getting dressed up. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11734
So funny! RT @trendytykes haha : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTmPXWifjE&feature=youtube_gdata
We've all been talking about your paranoia. (RT @aedison)
Brace yourself for a shock: I'm actually writing a blog post right now. I know. I can hardly believe it myself.
Okay, the kiddo just won't stay in bed. Time to get out the velcro sheets.
A little bit longer ones
beckfromfrogandtoad This red wine tastes like moldy grapejuice strained through a pair of underpants.
@racegearcom88 oh, yes. I see. Not a good problem to have
stretchmarkmama 3YO tried to hypnotize me today. "You aw getting sweepy, vewwy sweepy. You will bark wike a cow..."
katdish Whenever I get a new follower who is following 10 people or less, I feel a great sense of responsibility towards them to guide them.
weightwhat Mornin' folks.
The ones that are even longer
weightwhat I thought my ears were burning.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
coffeewithmarty Today, I will be changing my profile picture to a mugshot. "Smart glasses, sunglasses, or no glasses" is the question.
coffeewithmarty Right now, I want a hug from Big Mike.
Okay, you can blink now. But if this wasn't enough twittering for you, head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see what else you can find. Has anyone ever told you you're a glutton for punishment?