Thursday, May 6, 2010

Twitterrhea

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I wasn't going to do a twitter post this week. I only had a handful or so of tweets, and that's clearly not enough for a twitter post. But then it happened. Twitterrhea. And most of it in one conversation. And for that, I say to you sorry/you're welcome.


The one-liners


Facebook is for people you went to school with. Twitter is for people you wished you went to school with. (RT @valdiskrebs)


Okay, gotta run already. Gotta go teach some Girl Scouts some manners. No really, there's a badge for that.


Wow. There's a whole lot of not funny going on around here.




A little bit longer ones


duane_scott Our car broke down. We are in the most redneck service station I've ever been in.


duane_scott It is truly a different culture down here in the South.


weightwhat @duane_scott You're not hearing "Dueling Banjos" playing off in the distance somewhere, are you?



weightwhat Holy moly! I just realized I have almost nothing for a Twitter Ho-down post this week! AAAAAAA!!! Someone say something funny, quick!


Helenatrandom @weightwhat "something funny, quick!"


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Smart arse.





sarahmsalter @br8kthru Well, maybe I just needed to get in touch with MY sweet side today. Of course, I'm sweet ALL of the time.


weightwhat @sarahmsalter Wait, what are you touching? *looking shocked*





TheRustedChain It's perfectly fine to lick the plate clean when you're home alone. #JustSoYouKnow


weightwhat @TheRustedChain I have to be home alone? Oops.





The ones that are even longer


Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hi Wendy! Now that we are both here, what kind of trouble can we cause together? #longingfortheolddays


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone's underwear we can run up the flagpole!


Helenatrandom @weightwhat With them removed from it, or still neatly tucked into the undies?


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Tough call...





And the 'Why don't you just post the whole conversation?' ones


duane_scott In the next couple hours, I will be limiting my twitter presence. It is time to nip this addiction in the butt.


weightwhat @duane_scott Wait. Who's butt are you nipping?


br8kthru @weightwhat wow I had to go back & see what he wrote. Thanks @duane_scott I can't stop laughing now!


duane_scott @br8kthru your welcome. Im glad someone finds my incredibly stupid talent funny. #wantedtobeadoctor


br8kthru @duane_scott hey you could still be a doctor if you want- maybe a plastic surgeon if you want to nip butts.


weightwhat @br8kthru Better be careful - your butt may be next on his list. *eyeing @duane_scott suspiciously*


br8kthru @weightwhat he would have a long travel to get to me. I'd be ready!


weightwhat @br8kthru Oh Twinkletoes, I'm sure your butt is worth the long journey.


duane_scott @weightwhat Weirdest tweet ever made. "Under no circumstance, will I touch @br8kthru 's butt."


weightwhat @duane_scott Methinks he doth protest too much.


br8kthru @duane_scott Bet you never thought you'd have to say that, right? Twitter is a crazy place...


duane_scott @br8kthru correction: Twitter is a crazy place with @weightwhat around.


br8kthru @weightwhat my wife does say it's my best feature. Who am I to discount its merits?


weightwhat @br8kthru So it wasn't your sparkling personality that won her over? It was your butt?


br8kthru @weightwhat First it was my eyes then later came the gluteal fascination


sarahmsalter @br8kthru OVERSHARE!


br8kthru @sarahmsalter @duane_scott What? My wife finds my rump well-proportioned & enticing- how is this an overshare?


sarahmsalter @br8kthru You have now scarred me for life. You must be dead to me. That is all.


br8kthru @sarahmsalter so do all butts scar you or just mine?


sarahmsalter @br8kthru I just prefer not knowing. That way, I won't 4ever think of you as, "The pastor with the nice butt." It's just disturbing for me.


weightwhat @sarahmsalter Ooo! I think @br8kthru should put that on his business cards! "Pastor With a Nice Butt" #goodjobtitle


makeadiff21 @sarahmsalter Dare I ask why y'all are talking about hind parts?


sarahmsalter @makeadiff21 @duane_scott made a comment that got taken WAY out of context by a certain unnamed person (@weightwhat).


weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, when did I turn into @katdish? I'm not to blame for everything, you know. Okay, maybe I am.


sarahmsalter @br8kthru @makeadiff21 So, in other news, I put up cute baby pictures on my blog today. (How's that for a subject change?)


weightwhat @sarahmsalter Babies have cute butts too, you know.


sarahmsalter @weightwhat You're just determined to keep the trouble stirred up aren't ya?


br8kthru @weightwhat when they're not covered in crap, that is...


weightwhat @br8kthru @sarahmsalter Of course, this is pretty cute... http://tinyurl.com/2cr6n64






br8kthru @weightwhat cute or disturbing? & was that was the mom was coaxing the baby to do? If so, very disturbing parlor trick.


weightwhat @br8kthru I think someone's just jealous of that baby's mad tootin' skillz.





weightwhat Who wants to come out and play?


weightwhat Fine. I'm gonna take my Barbies and go home.


Helenatrandom @weightwhat I'm late, but I'm here! Waiting for me?


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Helen, I'm always waiting for you!


Helenatrandom @weightwhat Whew!!! I was afraid you went home because I wasn't here yet! Have we decided whose underwear to run up a flag pole, and manner.


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone who needs a trip up the flagpole... Oh @Nick_theGeek! Helen and I want to talk to you...


Nick_theGeek @Helenatrandom @weightwhat I hear that is the priviledge of the youngest camper


Helenatrandom @Nick_theGeek I'd say then we should all consider ourselves lucky that you aren't the youngest amongst us. Anymore.


Nick_theGeek @weightwhat It is important to remember I am not the youngest camper anymore.


weightwhat @Helenatrandom Right now he is. *smirk*


weightwhat Someone took a pic of @Nick_theGeek. If those undies don't need a run up the flagpole, I don't know which ones do. http://twitpic.com/1lnf1w

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Phew! It's over! Or is it...? Feel free to head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants if you haven't had your fill yet. You're a glutton for punishment, right?

5 comments:

Helen said...

First of all, I;m not a smart arse. I'm smart all over.

Second of all, and speaking of arses, how did I ever miss that DS was after @br8thru 's butt?

jasonS said...

Okay, I know it was only yesterday, but reading through the buttversation (see what I did there?) made me laugh all over again. Thanks for being a troublemaker!

Sarah Salter said...

I'm now returning to my bubble of naivete. That is all.

the J in PJs Til Noon said...

Hysterical! When I was a teenager, our code word for butt was personality. "He has a NICE personality." was the exact usage. So, it could be that @br8kthru has both.

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

Aw, thanks for sharing all the stuff I missed on the Twitter. It's like I was THERE.

(And I have never been more bummed about missing a Twitter conversation than I am about missing the "bum" chat.) (See what I did there? I crack myself up.)