Twitterrhea

I wasn't going to do a twitter post this week. I only had a handful or so of tweets, and that's clearly not enough for a twitter post. But then it happened. Twitterrhea. And most of it in one conversation. And for that, I say to you sorry/you're welcome.

The one-liners

Facebook is for people you went to school with. Twitter is for people you wished you went to school with. (RT @valdiskrebs)

Okay, gotta run already. Gotta go teach some Girl Scouts some manners. No really, there's a badge for that.

Wow. There's a whole lot of not funny going on around here.

A little bit longer ones

duane_scott Our car broke down. We are in the most redneck service station I've ever been in.

duane_scott It is truly a different culture down here in the South.

weightwhat @duane_scott You're not hearing "Dueling Banjos" playing off in the distance somewhere, are you?



weightwhat Holy moly! I just realized I have almost nothing for a Twitter Ho-down post this week! AAAAAAA!!! Someone say something funny, quick!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat "something funny, quick!"

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Smart arse.

sarahmsalter @br8kthru Well, maybe I just needed to get in touch with MY sweet side today. Of course, I'm sweet ALL of the time.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Wait, what are you touching? *looking shocked*

TheRustedChain It's perfectly fine to lick the plate clean when you're home alone. #JustSoYouKnow

weightwhat @TheRustedChain I have to be home alone? Oops.

The ones that are even longer

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hi Wendy! Now that we are both here, what kind of trouble can we cause together? #longingfortheolddays

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone's underwear we can run up the flagpole!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat With them removed from it, or still neatly tucked into the undies?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Tough call...

And the 'Why don't you just post the whole conversation?' ones

duane_scott In the next couple hours, I will be limiting my twitter presence. It is time to nip this addiction in the butt.

weightwhat @duane_scott Wait. Who's butt are you nipping?

br8kthru @weightwhat wow I had to go back & see what he wrote. Thanks @duane_scott I can't stop laughing now!

duane_scott @br8kthru your welcome. Im glad someone finds my incredibly stupid talent funny. #wantedtobeadoctor

br8kthru @duane_scott hey you could still be a doctor if you want- maybe a plastic surgeon if you want to nip butts.

weightwhat @br8kthru Better be careful - your butt may be next on his list. *eyeing @duane_scott suspiciously*

br8kthru @weightwhat he would have a long travel to get to me. I'd be ready!

weightwhat @br8kthru Oh Twinkletoes, I'm sure your butt is worth the long journey.

duane_scott @weightwhat Weirdest tweet ever made. "Under no circumstance, will I touch @br8kthru 's butt."

weightwhat @duane_scott Methinks he doth protest too much.

br8kthru @duane_scott Bet you never thought you'd have to say that, right? Twitter is a crazy place...

duane_scott @br8kthru correction: Twitter is a crazy place with @weightwhat around.

br8kthru @weightwhat my wife does say it's my best feature. Who am I to discount its merits?

weightwhat @br8kthru So it wasn't your sparkling personality that won her over? It was your butt?

br8kthru @weightwhat First it was my eyes then later came the gluteal fascination

sarahmsalter @br8kthru OVERSHARE!

br8kthru @sarahmsalter @duane_scott What? My wife finds my rump well-proportioned & enticing- how is this an overshare?

sarahmsalter @br8kthru You have now scarred me for life. You must be dead to me. That is all.

br8kthru @sarahmsalter so do all butts scar you or just mine?

sarahmsalter @br8kthru I just prefer not knowing. That way, I won't 4ever think of you as, "The pastor with the nice butt." It's just disturbing for me.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Ooo! I think @br8kthru should put that on his business cards! "Pastor With a Nice Butt" #goodjobtitle

makeadiff21 @sarahmsalter Dare I ask why y'all are talking about hind parts?

sarahmsalter @makeadiff21 @duane_scott made a comment that got taken WAY out of context by a certain unnamed person (@weightwhat).

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, when did I turn into @katdish? I'm not to blame for everything, you know. Okay, maybe I am.

sarahmsalter @br8kthru @makeadiff21 So, in other news, I put up cute baby pictures on my blog today. (How's that for a subject change?)

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Babies have cute butts too, you know.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat You're just determined to keep the trouble stirred up aren't ya?

br8kthru @weightwhat when they're not covered in crap, that is...

weightwhat @br8kthru @sarahmsalter Of course, this is pretty cute... http://tinyurl.com/2cr6n64

br8kthru @weightwhat cute or disturbing? & was that was the mom was coaxing the baby to do? If so, very disturbing parlor trick.

weightwhat @br8kthru I think someone's just jealous of that baby's mad tootin' skillz.

weightwhat Who wants to come out and play?

weightwhat Fine. I'm gonna take my Barbies and go home.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I'm late, but I'm here! Waiting for me?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Helen, I'm always waiting for you!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Whew!!! I was afraid you went home because I wasn't here yet! Have we decided whose underwear to run up a flag pole, and manner.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone who needs a trip up the flagpole... Oh @Nick_theGeek! Helen and I want to talk to you...

Nick_theGeek @Helenatrandom @weightwhat I hear that is the priviledge of the youngest camper

Helenatrandom @Nick_theGeek I'd say then we should all consider ourselves lucky that you aren't the youngest amongst us. Anymore.

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat It is important to remember I am not the youngest camper anymore.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Right now he is. *smirk*

weightwhat Someone took a pic of @Nick_theGeek. If those undies don't need a run up the flagpole, I don't know which ones do. http://twitpic.com/1lnf1w

Phew! It's over! Or is it...? Feel free to head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants if you haven't had your fill yet. You're a glutton for punishment, right?