Thursday, May 6, 2010



I wasn't going to do a twitter post this week. I only had a handful or so of tweets, and that's clearly not enough for a twitter post. But then it happened. Twitterrhea. And most of it in one conversation. And for that, I say to you sorry/you're welcome.

The one-liners

Facebook is for people you went to school with. Twitter is for people you wished you went to school with. (RT @valdiskrebs)

Okay, gotta run already. Gotta go teach some Girl Scouts some manners. No really, there's a badge for that.

Wow. There's a whole lot of not funny going on around here.

A little bit longer ones

duane_scott Our car broke down. We are in the most redneck service station I've ever been in.

duane_scott It is truly a different culture down here in the South.

weightwhat @duane_scott You're not hearing "Dueling Banjos" playing off in the distance somewhere, are you?

weightwhat Holy moly! I just realized I have almost nothing for a Twitter Ho-down post this week! AAAAAAA!!! Someone say something funny, quick!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat "something funny, quick!"

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Smart arse.

sarahmsalter @br8kthru Well, maybe I just needed to get in touch with MY sweet side today. Of course, I'm sweet ALL of the time.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Wait, what are you touching? *looking shocked*

TheRustedChain It's perfectly fine to lick the plate clean when you're home alone. #JustSoYouKnow

weightwhat @TheRustedChain I have to be home alone? Oops.

The ones that are even longer

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hi Wendy! Now that we are both here, what kind of trouble can we cause together? #longingfortheolddays

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone's underwear we can run up the flagpole!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat With them removed from it, or still neatly tucked into the undies?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Tough call...

And the 'Why don't you just post the whole conversation?' ones

duane_scott In the next couple hours, I will be limiting my twitter presence. It is time to nip this addiction in the butt.

weightwhat @duane_scott Wait. Who's butt are you nipping?

br8kthru @weightwhat wow I had to go back & see what he wrote. Thanks @duane_scott I can't stop laughing now!

duane_scott @br8kthru your welcome. Im glad someone finds my incredibly stupid talent funny. #wantedtobeadoctor

br8kthru @duane_scott hey you could still be a doctor if you want- maybe a plastic surgeon if you want to nip butts.

weightwhat @br8kthru Better be careful - your butt may be next on his list. *eyeing @duane_scott suspiciously*

br8kthru @weightwhat he would have a long travel to get to me. I'd be ready!

weightwhat @br8kthru Oh Twinkletoes, I'm sure your butt is worth the long journey.

duane_scott @weightwhat Weirdest tweet ever made. "Under no circumstance, will I touch @br8kthru 's butt."

weightwhat @duane_scott Methinks he doth protest too much.

br8kthru @duane_scott Bet you never thought you'd have to say that, right? Twitter is a crazy place...

duane_scott @br8kthru correction: Twitter is a crazy place with @weightwhat around.

br8kthru @weightwhat my wife does say it's my best feature. Who am I to discount its merits?

weightwhat @br8kthru So it wasn't your sparkling personality that won her over? It was your butt?

br8kthru @weightwhat First it was my eyes then later came the gluteal fascination

sarahmsalter @br8kthru OVERSHARE!

br8kthru @sarahmsalter @duane_scott What? My wife finds my rump well-proportioned & enticing- how is this an overshare?

sarahmsalter @br8kthru You have now scarred me for life. You must be dead to me. That is all.

br8kthru @sarahmsalter so do all butts scar you or just mine?

sarahmsalter @br8kthru I just prefer not knowing. That way, I won't 4ever think of you as, "The pastor with the nice butt." It's just disturbing for me.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Ooo! I think @br8kthru should put that on his business cards! "Pastor With a Nice Butt" #goodjobtitle

makeadiff21 @sarahmsalter Dare I ask why y'all are talking about hind parts?

sarahmsalter @makeadiff21 @duane_scott made a comment that got taken WAY out of context by a certain unnamed person (@weightwhat).

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, when did I turn into @katdish? I'm not to blame for everything, you know. Okay, maybe I am.

sarahmsalter @br8kthru @makeadiff21 So, in other news, I put up cute baby pictures on my blog today. (How's that for a subject change?)

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Babies have cute butts too, you know.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat You're just determined to keep the trouble stirred up aren't ya?

br8kthru @weightwhat when they're not covered in crap, that is...

weightwhat @br8kthru @sarahmsalter Of course, this is pretty cute...

br8kthru @weightwhat cute or disturbing? & was that was the mom was coaxing the baby to do? If so, very disturbing parlor trick.

weightwhat @br8kthru I think someone's just jealous of that baby's mad tootin' skillz.

weightwhat Who wants to come out and play?

weightwhat Fine. I'm gonna take my Barbies and go home.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I'm late, but I'm here! Waiting for me?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Helen, I'm always waiting for you!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Whew!!! I was afraid you went home because I wasn't here yet! Have we decided whose underwear to run up a flag pole, and manner.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Surely there must be someone who needs a trip up the flagpole... Oh @Nick_theGeek! Helen and I want to talk to you...

Nick_theGeek @Helenatrandom @weightwhat I hear that is the priviledge of the youngest camper

Helenatrandom @Nick_theGeek I'd say then we should all consider ourselves lucky that you aren't the youngest amongst us. Anymore.

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat It is important to remember I am not the youngest camper anymore.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Right now he is. *smirk*

weightwhat Someone took a pic of @Nick_theGeek. If those undies don't need a run up the flagpole, I don't know which ones do.


Phew! It's over! Or is it...? Feel free to head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants if you haven't had your fill yet. You're a glutton for punishment, right?


Helen said...

First of all, I;m not a smart arse. I'm smart all over.

Second of all, and speaking of arses, how did I ever miss that DS was after @br8thru 's butt?

jasonS said...

Okay, I know it was only yesterday, but reading through the buttversation (see what I did there?) made me laugh all over again. Thanks for being a troublemaker!

Sarah Salter said...

I'm now returning to my bubble of naivete. That is all.

the J in PJs Til Noon said...

Hysterical! When I was a teenager, our code word for butt was personality. "He has a NICE personality." was the exact usage. So, it could be that @br8kthru has both.

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

Aw, thanks for sharing all the stuff I missed on the Twitter. It's like I was THERE.

(And I have never been more bummed about missing a Twitter conversation than I am about missing the "bum" chat.) (See what I did there? I crack myself up.)