If it's random, it must be the Twitter Ho-down

Another week, another Twitter Ho-down. Blah, blah, blah. Let the games begin!

The one-liners

"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!" #sleeptalkinman

"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world, with your little blurry feet." #sleeptalkinman

Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.

Why did the chicken cross the roa... *thump*thump* Nevermind. RT @jaysingh

WendyDarlingLtd My new blog is almost ready! Now all I need to do is write something. Uhhhhh...

I'm a little bit CDO. It's like OCD, but I like the letters to be in alphabetical order. RT @TheRustedChain

@racegearcom88 I have no idea what you're trying to say to me, so I'll just smile and nod.

A little bit longer ones

Helenatrandom @weightwhat My jammies are velour. SHINY velour, not the tasteful velour I wear during the day...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom *snort*

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Are you okay? You usually only snort at me when I say something funny....

VariantVal who stole my purple pen?? THIS... IS.... SOOOooOOOOo WRONG!!

weightwhat @VariantVal Was it the same person who stole your red stapler?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter I'm brilliant. Why do I need to keep explaining that to you?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Sorry. I've been a little preoccupied. I forgot that you're the font of all earthly wisdom.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Maybe I should have business cards made so people will remember that.

SBeeCreations RT @SuperFarm: Chickens blowin' in the wind

weightwhat @SBeeCreations @SuperFarm - Bob Dylan says "The answer is blowing in the wind." Does this mean chickens are the answer?

The even longer ones

sarahmsalter @duane_scott @makeadiff21 @weightwhat I'm home, y'all. What'd I miss?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You missed me napping on the sofa. But if you'd like, I'll nap again for you so you won't miss it.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I think that's lovely. I'm glad you got to experience that.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Yup, not everyone gets to have that kind of experience. But I'm just livin' on the edge that way.

weightwhat So who wants to entertain me now?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I think it's @br8kthru's turn. Or, maybe @PeterPollock will. He's listening to music. He can dance for you.

PeterPollock @weightwhat I'd love to, but I can't. Sorry.

weightwhat Okay @br8kthru, looks like you're the winner by default. Entertain me.

br8kthru @weightwhat I asked first but you ignored me! Fine. Since you like crafts, I made you something special: http://yfrog.com/5h181zcj

And the 'Why don't you just post the whole conversation?' ones

marni71 I love sitting in the sunshine...until the bright light reveals the 1\2" wide and 4" long strip of leg hair I missed while shaving. Nice.

weightwhat @marni71 You're like my long lost, hairy twin.

marni71 @weightwhat our husbands are lucky to have a couple of hawties like us. Just sayin'.

weightwhat @marni71 Yes, they really are.

marni71 Seriously, this little strip of hair on my legs is killing my OCD!!! Sigh. At least my toes look nice...

weightwhat @marni71 Did you shave those?

duane_scott TMI.

weightwhat @duane_scott Oh, you're so young. And single.

buzzbyannies @sarahmsalter Yo Sarah! How's it going tonight?

sarahmsalter @buzzbyannies Slow and easy. You?

buzzbyannies @sarahmsalter Busy, busy! (And I'm not even going to TWSS your comment. Nope. Will. Not. TWSS.)

weightwhat @buzzbyannies @sarahmsalter Well I will! TWSS!

CandySteele @buzzbyannies @sarahmsalter @marni71 @weightwhat How do you guys keep up with all these convos? OMGee, I'm on overload!

buzzbyannies @CandySteele It's like a 3 way. Conversation.

buzzbyannies @weightwhat @sarahmsalter @marni71 Must be the 5-hour energy drink I had.

sarahmsalter @buzzbyannies Oh, my. Are you going to be able to sleep?

buzzbyannies @sarahmsalter Oh yeah. Nothing keeps me from sleeping!

sarahmsalter @buzzbyannies That's a good thing. :o)

weightwhat @sarahmsalter What, a three way? Conversation?

sarahmsalter @CandySteele It takes LOTS of practice. :o)

weightwhat @sarahmsalter What, a three way? Conversation? (Are you going to say anything else that I can respond to with that?)

There you go. My week on the Twitter. And your life is now complete. You're welcome.