Hello and welcome to another episode of the Twitter Ho-down! Grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy! Or rock back and forth, slapping your forehead, trying to find your happy place. Whatever.
I have a whole lot of nothing to say today. If it weren't for Twitter, I might not have an outlet for that. (RT @FlyoverJoel)
It's raining here in Washington. Go ahead. Be shocked.
I'm playing Cribbage against the computer. The computer totally cheats.
I hit the control key but I'm still not in control. (RT @funnyoneliners)
The ones that are a little bit longer
duane_scott I just scared up a whole village of dust bunnies while moving my bedroom furniture for the first time in 12 years. Some of them were BIG!
weightwhat @br8kthru Thank you for the information. I'm waiting with bated breath for your toenail clipping update.
ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat Just read your blog. I now have to clean my laptop screen. You need warning labels. *Do not drink while reading this blog*
kelybreez @weightwhat Are u serious? Duck AND chandelier?! It's upon us then. Tell @katdish & @Helenatrandom and load up the decomfobulinemoncer!
saphyreplatypus Almost party time, daughter is so excited she gets to hit her pinata today. :-)
weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Won't it be nice to see the thing you spent so many hours making being beaten to a pulp in mere minutes?
The ones that are even longer
dlrayburn RT @weightwhat: Happy Blogaversary to me! A special Twitter Ho-down post. http://tinyurl.com/2emjrhw //I'm Ho-Down Fodder.
dlrayburn Not really...the ho-down is like the tabloids at the checkout line. You can't help but look.
redclaydiaries Reporting from the skating rink, den of tween hormones, 4 a bday party. Stay tuned for people-watching
weightwhat @saphyreplatypus You know, there's a cure for that. You even get to take it with a spoonful of sugar.
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
kelybreez @katdish Twitter peeps. I love words. What's your favorite word in the English language that's starts w/ 3rd letter of your first name?
duane_scott I just learned that titilating is a word. I just became titilated.
Taa-daa! No applause, just throw money. Now get on out there and get to tweeting! I'll be watching...