I don't know why anyone would be suspicious of me

The one-liners


I'm feeling very unfollowy today. Silence is not always golden, people.

I may or may not have taken on another alter ego last night.

mychiapet @CandySteele I can't believe you'd rather have chia poop than me.

RT @FatherKelly I like to drink hot chocolate at my window and constantly motion to the people shoveling my driveway that they "missed a spot."



The ones that are a little longer



okiewife Sick people need their rest, so goodnight y'all.

weightwhat @okiewife You're not that sick. Oh! You mean ill! Okay, off to bed with you then.



five_monkies I really should go to bed. But talking to SIL has been "informative". Never knew hubs liked parachute pants! LMAO And Jerry Curl.

weightwhat @five_monkies Who DOESN'T like parachute pants and Jheri curl?



weightwhat Why yes, there IS a twitter ho-down today! Are YOU in it? http://tinyurl.com/4qangmb

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat why yes, I am, and for flatulence none-the-less! ;-)

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Hey, everybody has to have a claim to fame.



The ones that are even longer


SBeeCreations @weightwhat Happy Monday?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Oxymoron?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Who are you calling a moron? Bit early, don't you think?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations It's never too early for morons.




SBeeCreations I didn't know there was a BoSa donuts in Tempe!

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Is that good or bad?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Both!!

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Mmmm... Doughnuts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths

And the 'why don't you post the whole conversation' ones



SBeeCreations I have no idea how many ounces BabyBee drinks in a 24 hour period. Need to know how much of a stash I have to have for next Wednesday-Thurs

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Do you keep formula on hand for emergencies?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat nope - I have none

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Any chance you could get some? I used to mix formula and breast milk together when I didn't have enough breast milk on hand.

kelybreez @weightwhat @SBeeCreations I'm so glad I get to follow this conversation. Pity those who don't follow you both.

duane_scott @kelybreez Me too, dude. @weightwhat and @sbeecreations know no limits.

weightwhat @duane_scott You have no idea.

duane_scott @weightwhat You have educated me on so many things... I'm not sure if I owe you or if you owe me... my innocence.

weightwhat @duane_scott Just givin' ya what ya need, whether you like it or not.

SBeeCreations @duane_scott @kelybreez @weightwhat for heaven's sake, it's just breastmilk. You'd have no problems talking about cow milk. That's weirder

dlrayburn @SBeeCreations @duane_scott did someone mention udders? @kelybreez @weightwhat

weightwhat @dlrayburn Remember Dusty, don't call them udders.

kelybreez @SBeeCreations @dlrayburn @duane_scott @weightwhat / Goodness, I go to LifeGroup and look what I miss! And I'm glad I missed it!

weightwhat @kelybreez Oh, c'mon Kely! With all those kids you've never had a breastmilk discussion? Really?

kelybreez @weightwhat Far too many. Never having another one would be fine by me.

weightwhat @kelybreez Do you suffer from lactation envy? Is that it?

kelybreez @weightwhat You take that back. I am lactation intolerant.

weightwhat @kelybreez Surely there must be a pill you can take for that. And yes, I called you Shirley.

kelybreez @weightwhat I refuse the pill. And don't call me Shirley.




SBeeCreations Wait, what? “@mychiapet: What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.”

weightwhat @SBeeCreations How could you not like a chia pet?

okiewife @weightwhat Chia pets are too modern for me. I still have my pet rocks because they are so easy to care for.

weightwhat @okiewife You'd think so, but I managed to kill my pet rock. Such a sad story.

okiewife @weightwhat Are you sure it wasn't deliberate? You could have just given it to a poor homeless person.

weightwhat @okiewife Well, my mom told me that it went to live on a farm. Now that I'm a grown up, I know what that means...




WritingJoy Pajamas to the bus stop this morning. @weightwhat will be proud.

weightwhat @WritingJoy You know I am!

WritingJoy @weightwhat I'm basking in the glow of your approval right now. Almost brightens this gray gloomy day.

weightwhat @WritingJoy Well, I am Sweetness and Light™, so I spread sunshine wherever I go.

WritingJoy @weightwhat ::snort:: I just choked on my throat lozenge.

weightwhat @WritingJoy What are you trying to say?

WritingJoy @weightwhat that I need the Heimlich.




mychiapet @SBeeCreations What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.

SBeeCreations Wait, what? “@mychiapet: What? You don't like my chia pet? I see how you are.”

mychiapet @SBeeCreations What did @mychiapet ever do to you?

SBeeCreations Nothing! Why are you picking on me? “@mychiapet: What did @mychiapet ever do to you?”

mychiapet @SBeeCreations You don't like to be picked? How about poked then? *poke poke poke*

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Did you see that I'm being harassed by a chia pet bot? Still?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations That bot sure is personal. Are you sure it's a bot?

mychiapet @SBeeCreations Who are you callin' a bot?!

SBeeCreations @weightwhat Nope! Not anymore!

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Are you the reason "Ch Ch Ch Cha Chia" is now following me? HAHAHAHAHA

SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom Probably! I don't know why it started up with me, but now it won't stop! Guess I'll have to stop watering it

mychiapet @SBeeCreations No need to get all violent...

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations If you check out its followers, you'll see they are few. Also check out who Chia is following... JUST US!!! HAHAHAHAHa!

SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom HA! That is mighty suspicious! Must be one of us.... a mole!

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations A chia pet mole!

saphyreplatypus @SBeeCreations me thinks a certain person in WA may know a thing or two about said Chia. I'm looking at you @weightwhat! Lol!

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus Wha...?

SBeeCreations @saphyreplatypus @weightwhat Cha cha cha chia!

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Leave it to me to investigate who follows the Chia!!!

SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom I have to say, you are looking a little suspect!

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Well, I know it's not me, and so does Wendy, er... I mean Chia!

ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations I think it's Wendy. She said she created a new profile the other day.

Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @SBeeCreations I'm thinking the same thing, since Chia started following all her aliases (alii?) first!

ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom Yup.

SBeeCreations @ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom Ah ha! It must be Casey! Trying to throw me off the scent. Naturally, one would suspect @weightwhat - Tricky

Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Naturally!!!!

ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations I got a message from @mychiapet last night. I immediately thought it was Wendy. She's crazy enough to do it.

saphyreplatypus @ImAPennyPincher I do remember hearing Wendy speak of another "alter ego"

ImAPennyPincher @saphyreplatypus YES! I remember too. Glad someone else does.

Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @SBeeCreations @mychiapet Yes, but then, so are any of us! But yes, I agree from the list of people Chia follows it is her

ImAPennyPincher @Helenatrandom 100% her.

ImAPennyPincher Good grief how many alter egos does @weightwhat have? Like 10??

SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher Yes, @mychiapet only seems to appear when @weightwhat is online

SBeeCreations @ImAPennyPincher No wonder she needs Tweetdeck to keep up with them! @weightwhat

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat oh do not even try to claim innocence, we have seen the mischief within.

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

weightwhat @SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom @ImAPennyPincher @saphyreplatypus Wow, I go to lay down for a bit and you all gang up on me?! Shocking!!!

ImAPennyPincher @weightwhat You know it!

SBeeCreations @weightwhat @helenatrandom @imapennypincher @saphyreplatypus Feeling chia petty? ;P

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Wow... Y'all just have too much time on your hands, don't you? *snort* (@helenatrandom @imapennypincher @saphyreplatypus)

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat "the force is strong in this one" #mischief

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus *waving hand* This is not the chia pet you're looking for.