Yes boys and girls, it's the post you've been waiting for/worrying about! It's the Twitter Ho-down post! Feel free to applaud/cower.
The only thing that separates the twitter user and the crazy homeless guy shouting random things on the corner is an internet connection. (RT @breathe_in)
True & Shocking Tales: She poured her coffee then went to get the cream, only to find it empty. Desperation lead her to the powdered stuff.
I was just talking to @sarahmsalter on the phone. She said something then told me not to tweet it. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Tip of the Day: Don't try to dig something out of your eye after touching pepperoni. Trust me on this one.
Play that funky music white boy! No, really. Play it. We're all waiting.
The roof collapsed at our local community theater. Damn fiddlers. (RT @badbanana)
Okay people, this is your 2 day warning! If you want to be in my ho-down post you'd better start workin' it. I'll have no complaining later!
A little bit longer ones
sarahmsalter @weightwhat I know when I feel a disturbance in the force, I generally know that it came from you... @Schnik, you've been warned.
makeadiff21 @weightwhat Ok. How is it you even considered NOT writing that post? Hilarious.
weightwhat @makeadiff21 I've just been in a bodily functions phase lately and thought it might be too much. Clearly, I'm a 12 year old boy.
br8kthru My eyebrows are apparently in love. All they want is to be together, but I cruelly stop them at every turn...
br8kthru OOH! I just remembered I bought some Chips Ahoy for my desk yesterday. This is probably not going to end well...
weightwhat @br8kthru Maybe you should eat more of them and use your eyebrows for a comb-over.
Helenatrandom @weightwhat You do remember it is Cookie Tuesday, don't you? I eat a cookie once a week. Today is the day! #canttakethatawayfromme
weightwhat @Helenatrandom It's the right thing to do.
br8kthru @Helenatrandom you do know if U disagree or think I'm unclear, U can always put that in the comments! I welcome it, especially from friends
weightwhat RT @muchl8r New post of FOTTSP!!! "Get up, Stand up and Dance, OR How to Start a Cult!" http://bit.ly/CgQos answer the question at the end!
Well folks, that's it for today. Make sure to tune in next week for more fun/horror. And remember: You won't see if here if you don't talk to me there. I'm just demanding that way.