Time for more twitter action! Go ahead. Be thrilled.
RT @katdish "I asked my mother if I was adopted. She said, Not yet, but we placed an ad." ~ Dana Snow
My daughter just put tiny braids all over my head. I think I need to run down a beach in slow motion now.
Been fighting off my daughter. She doesn't want me to tweet that she just tooted, so I won't.
One of our "chickens" just started crowing this morning. Yup, he's singing his death song.
Okay, the kitchen is clean. No one is allowed to go in there ever again.
I wonder if horses want to eat us when they're hungry. RT @blobert
A little bit longer ones
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Sorry to hear about your bait breath. I'm working on the post, but keep getting interrupted.
sarahmsalter @br8kthru Can you explain why the word "nipples" is prominently displayed in my twitter feed this morning?
weightwhat @sarahmsalter You should stop prominently displaying your nipples all over the twitter. It just ain't right.
saphyreplatypus I really should watch TWSS-ing my 3yr old, he's going to figure it out sooner or later! Lol!
SBeeCreations I'm bound in red tape. Anyone have industrial scissors?
weightwhat @SBeeCreations No, but I've got some napalm.
lainiegallagher How is it that I'm getting new followers when I haven't been around in ages? Now I feel all this pressure to say something awesome.
Schnik Dear Guy in the Bathroom. If you insist on speaking on your phone in the restroom, I insist on repeatedly flushing the urinal.
duane_scott What? Where?
weightwhat @katdish I know it's late, but really? Is it ever too late for birthday cake? http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/08/send-em-in.html
Okay, you're done for now. You can go on for another week now. You're welcome.