Happy Halloween! Give me candy.

Happy day before Halloween! For today's Saturday Silliness, I've found a video that I think is really cool. I've seen fun Christmas light shows before, but a Halloween light show? Nope, this is the first. Enjoy!

Someone has a lot of time on their hands! I wonder what the neighbors think of all this...

Now if you're ready for more silliness, why not check out Kathy's blog? You like silly, right?

Happy Blogaversary to me!

Happy Blogaversary to me! Yup, I've been writing (or neglecting) my blog for the past 2 years now. Can you believe it? So let's celebrate with a Twitter Ho-down post, huh? Oh, and feel free to send large gifts.

The one-liners

There aren't many Halloween carols, so I usually just stand outside my neighbor's window and hum the Jaws theme. (RT @badbanana)

Nothing tastes better than losing weight feels. Except doughnuts. (RT @thepioneerwoman)

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger. (RT @derbyjames)

Time to go heed the call of the wild laundry basket. If you don't hear from me by tomorrow, please send help. Preferrably someone who irons.

My daughter wants me to tweet that she's braiding my hair. She wants it to look like it's wacky hair day. I don't know where she gets it.



The ones I may or may not have tweeted in DM's - I admit to nothing


Someone's being difficult and it's you.

I am sick and twisted that way.

I know all about your penchant for man candy.

And yes, bread and milk. And maybe a wonky Santa.

Make sure you grab some storm chocolate, too. One can never be too careful.

Try 'flibbity-gibbit'.

Now where's my dang scepter?!

My eyes! My eyes!



The ones that are a little bit longer

emptynestegg @weightwhat hey I want to blog any tips?

weightwhat @emptynestegg First, drill a large hole in your head...



dlrayburn RT @weightwhat: The new Twitter Ho-down is here! http://tinyurl.com/2asm67e //I made it! I made it! Oh wait..what? Is that a good thing?

weightwhat @dlrayburn Of course it is, Dusty. And you barely even needed to call your wife after reading it.



stretchmarkmama Let's start this Friday out with a little Hitch: http://t.co/aKtt759

weightwhat @stretchmarkmama I think the writers must have seen my husband dancing to get their ideas...

kelybreez Isn't it amazing how the simplest statements can start the most interesting conversations on here?

weightwhat @kelybreez That never happens when I'm around. Oh, wait...



SBeeCreations I'm trying to smile at people more this week.

weightwhat @SBeeCreations A friendly smile? Or an "I could kill you in your sleep" smile?

kelybreez @duane_scott @weightwhat Ok, yall, gotta go to staff meeting... No more rhyming, I mean it!

weightwhat @kelybreez Anybody got a peanut?



dlrayburn Maybe I will lose followers over this, but: God is not about sports. He is about Life. #justsayin May God's passion be mine.

weightwhat @dlrayburn How can you say such a thing?! That's just madness! Oh, wait. I don't like sports. Carry on then.



kelybreez @weightwhat Say something that will change our lives.

weightwhat @kelybreez Plastics.



piercesmomma If Twitter was a person, I would totally make out with him. Or her. I don't discriminate.

weightwhat @piercesmomma Yeah, I've heard about girls like you. You're a Twitter Ho, aren'tcha? I knew I liked you for a reason.



br8kthru @weightwhat yeah, I'm sorting mail & about to run to the bank. James Bond ain't got nothin' on me.

weightwhat @br8kthru You are an international man of mystery.

br8kthru @weightwhat yes, it just happens to be a scooby doo mystery.



redclaydiaries So somehow I published 2 blog posts today. Now playing on my blog: The Wetzel Halloween Rap: http://bit.ly/drQpsE

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Are you bringing on the 4 horsemen?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat I guess I am. Watch out for the white horse. He's cranky.




The ones that are even longer


jewda4 RT @thisisclong: - you can buy your very own casket from Walmart: http://bit.ly/aqjmXK // my family better honor my memory better than this

weightwhat @jewda4 Can you believe that none of them are available in stores?

jewda4 @weightwhat that is weird. I would think they would be somewhere between the underwear and the snack foods.

katdish @weightwhat Your balloon animal discussion w/Jason was awesome: http://bit.ly/ckxYsf

weightwhat @katdish That @br8kthru is a funny guy!

br8kthru @weightwhat You know I do what I can. :)

weightwhat @br8kthru Please don't make me get out the TWSS's again...



saphyreplatypus GAH! the pan ate my cake! I will just have to make cake balls out of that one and start over again.

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus So it's a boy cake then?

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat it is now, poor thing is over blessed with abundance though!

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I don't hear the cake complaining.




The ones where I wasn't even there, yet I was

dlrayburn @duane_scott You note you were the primary subject of @weightwhat 's Ho down?

duane_scott For some reason, I'm always portrayed in @weightwhat's Twitter-Ho-Down posts as really stupid. This would hurt me if I had feelings.

kelybreez @duane_scott @weightwhat Just claim you were acting stupid on purpose, which makes you appear brilliant. Only you'll know if you're stupid.

duane_scott @kelybreez the problem is im too stupid to even figure out how to fake being stupid. :) @weightwhat

kelybreez @duane_scott No, you do a very convincing job of it.



katdish @kelybreez Aren't you glad I introduced you to @weightwhat?

kelybreez @katdish That was you?! I wondered who started this madness.

katdish @kelybreez I'm like the Kevin Bacon of the interrwebs.



katdish Think nothing scares @billycoffey? Oh, think again: http://bit.ly/b1ypnG

Helenatrandom @katdish I haven't read the post yet. Is it about @weightwhat and me taking over the world?

katdish @Helenatrandom Oh, right. No, but I'm quite sure he should add that to the list.



And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

weightwhat The new Twitter Ho-down is here! The new Twitter Ho-down is here! http://tinyurl.com/2asm67e

saphyreplatypus yee-haw! happy dance time!

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I have to say that I'm kinda scared or your happy dance...

saphyreplatypus @weightwhat it is always a good idea to keep a safe distance ; )

weightwhat @saphyreplatypus All that flailing...

dlrayburn @br8kthru Just be sure to keep your eyes on Jesus...else you will pull a Peter.

br8kthru @dlrayburn okay, got to be a better way to say that than 'pulling a peter' -ha!

weightwhat @br8kthru What did @dlrayburn pull of Peter's?!

br8kthru @weightwhat @dlrayburn exactly. Sounds a little scary to me.

dlrayburn @weightwhat @br8kthru You are always lurking and looking for #Ho-down material aren't ya?

weightwhat @dlrayburn I admit to nothing.

dlrayburn 867 - 5309

Helenatrandom @dlrayburn Whatcha doing postin' Jenny's number like that for all to see! Like things hadn't been crazy enough for her already!

weightwhat @Helenatrandom That @dlrayburn is a troublemaker, I tell ya!

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I guess so. Poor Jenny. 28 years ago that song wrecked havoc in her life. Now she relives it every time VH1 has a special..

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Then, as if that isn't bad enough, @dlrayburn tweets her number to the whole world. When will this madness end for her?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Next thing you know, she'll be saying, "Papa don't preach" because his angel is the centerfold. It's just a downward spiral.

katdish You've heard of eye of the tiger? I give you...shirt of the tiger. http://plixi.com/p/53098825

weightwhat @katdish I can die happy now.

katdish @weightwhat @BigMama247 I had a temporary flashback to 1979.

weightwhat @katdish Did you feel the need to feather your hair?

katdish @weightwhat I was wishing I had my old curling iron.

weightwhat @katdish That'll teach you for leaving the house unprepared.

katdish @weightwhat Who knew? Guess you can never be too prepared.

weightwhat @katdish Yup. Milk, bread, curling iron. It's important.

katdish @kelybreez I don't think you're a loser, but you probably won't ever understand some of my tweets.

kelybreez @katdish Yeah but I'm used to that b/c lots of my tweets are ununderstandable.

weightwhat @kelybreez Ain't that the truth.

kelybreez @weightwhat Everyone in Europe & Northeast & Northwest U.S. knows that the truth is relative. So ain't that the truth isn't understandable.

weightwhat @kelybreez There you go again.

kelybreez @weightwhat You're so 3 hours ago.

weightwhat @kelybreez You have no idea.

jim4man @Pastor_T: @dlrayburn: @duane_scott My wife does not let me wear my speedo in public. So you have a speedo that you wear in private? #TMI

duane_scott @jim4man ya... I don't think u want to ask @dlrayburn if he wears speedos. His answers are scary

dlrayburn @duane_scott watch it bro. Or this guy may yet make an appearance: http://yfrog.com/6hmmmvtj

duane_scott If u wear this costume, I'll...

weightwhat @duane_scott You'll what?

duane_scott @weightwhat I'll try to touch the udders. I think @dlrayburn would be VERY weirded out.

weightwhat @duane_scott I'm sure @dlrayburn would have to call his wife after that.

dlrayburn I would definitely have to call my wife.

duane_scott @dlrayburn @weightwhat is this a rule I need to know about out something? I have to call my wife before I touch udders?

dlrayburn @duane_scott There are so many rules...but you have to learn them as you go...takes all the fun out of it to know them in advance.

duane_scott @dlrayburn I'm going to write a book and title it, "Rules of Marriage" Tip #1. Don't touch udders without wife's permission.

dlrayburn @duane_scott Actually rule #1 is don't ever refer to them as udders when talking to your bride. #justsayin

duane_scott @dlrayburn Oh, that wasn't a hidden meaning. When I say udders, I mean udders. #seriously

dlrayburn @duane_scott Rule #2 Do not tell your pregnant bride that her she reminds you of those little troll dolls.

duane_scott @dlrayburn HA! I once wrote a post about troll dolls. #believeit

dlrayburn @duane_scott I have more, but I figured I would stop before drawing the attention of @weightwhat #believeit

weightwhat @dlrayburn You and @duane_scott are talking about udders and troll dolls. What's to draw attention?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Helen!!! Tomorrow is my blogaversary. I think I'll do something totally whacky, like a Twitter Ho-down post.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat YAAYYYY!!!!! I should do a THDP, too, especially since I haven't Twik or Tweeted much, but I've been running around today and

Helenatrandom @weightwhat will be tomorrow, too.... I really should straighten out my priorities, no?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I know! Twitter first, life second. Get with it, huh?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat But if I have no life, what will I tweet about? I must live so that I can tweet.... (That doesn't sound obsessive at all!)

weightwhat @Helenatrandom What? Now we're not enough for you?! I see how you are.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat But what will I tweet to you if I do nothing but tweet?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Well, there's always our world domination plans...

Well there ya go! Did you enjoy my Blogaversary celebration? I thought you would. Now just leave the large gifts as you slowly back away...

Java java java...

Happy Saturday, people!

What, too loud for ya? Need a little coffee to wake you up a bit? Then have I got a video clip for you! Just sharin' the love of coffee.

Now I'm totally amped! Hey, let's say we storm Kathy's blog and see what's going on over there? Maybe she's even got some coffee!

Candy Corn and Balloon Animals and Ceramic Clowns, Oh My!

If it's Friday, it must be the Twitter Ho-down! Ummm, except for the weeks that it's not. But this week, it is! Aren't you thrilled? Go on, be thrilled.

The one-liners

I have a sneaking suspicion that absurd warning labels were written for me. (RT @YeahImAshley)

Are you trying to confuse me? Because it's working.

Don't sugar coat it, how do you really feel?

I'm sure that means something...?



The ones that are a little bit longer

stretchmarkmama Would someone cross stitch me a plaque that says "Clutter Begets Clutter?" Because apparently that's the life verse I follow.

weightwhat @stretchmarkmama I totally would, but what would you do with it? I wouldn't want to be an enabler or anything...



dlrayburn Weight...What?: The tweet of great price http://bit.ly/azbDfS //Phew, I was not mentioned. I tweeted under the radar this week.

weightwhat @dlrayburn I was going to put you in there, but decided you needed a bit more recovery time. Plus your wife is getting tired of you calling.



dlrayburn RT @Janell57159: @dlrayburn VICTORIA SECRET is having a PROMO & gving away $70 GIFT CARDS! CHECK IT!//oh my I mention bra and get this t'ed

weightwhat @dlrayburn Yeah, that's why. *insert eye roll here*



dlrayburn @kelybreez @MichaelDPerkins We once had a discussion about underwear in our singles Bible study class...was hilarious.

weightwhat @dlrayburn Who did you call after that conversation?

dlrayburn @weightwhat Well I was single...so I just looked at Julie(fiance at time, wife now) and grinned stupidly.



marni71 @katdish @billycoffey Okay, I'm off to spread my sunshine about my office. Tell everyone I said hi (after you remind them who I am)

weightwhat @marni71 Will you be spreading that sunshine with a knife? Or will you just use a hose?



weightwhat Okay, so what have I missed today?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I don't know. I have been cleaning my living room. (Or should I say straightening the living room since I didn't polish)

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yes, but did you Polish?





The ones that are even longer

kelybreez @SBeeCreations @weightwhat: Gah! Do yall have to pay to make it onto the ho-down or what?! http://bit.ly/ajsvUk”

weightwhat @kelybreez Although you're always free to send cash, it just takes mad tweeting skills to make the ho-down. Oh, and you have to talk to me.

kelybreez @weightwhat Does this count as talking to you?

weightwhat @kelybreez Did you say something?

kelybreez @weightwhat About underwear? No, that's @dlrayburn and @MichaelDPerkins and their potty mouth ways. I'm telling their wives, too.



SBeeCreations FudgeBot!

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Please! There are children here!

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Oh wait. @duane_scott isn't around. Nevermind.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat That was rather insensitive of me. I do apologize. Should I DM about the CheeseFudgeBot?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations For the love of Gumby! Have you been hanging out at the shipyards or something? Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?




And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

weightwhat Drats.

duane_scott @weightwhat my internet filter blocks your last post. Did you use vulgar language or nekkid toes? #notkidding

weightwhat @duane_scott My blog post? Or twitter post?

duane_scott @weightwhat yes... ;)

weightwhat @duane_scott Well, the last tweet was "Drats." I can see how that would raise a few eyebrows.

weightwhat @duane_scott My blog post doesn't contain any cursing, but there is a picture of @redclaydiaries in it. Oh, and the Viagra Labs.

kelybreez @weightwhat Drats. Double drats. Triple drats. (Sorry, needed to get those off my chest & thought you'd understand.) #fakepreachercusswords

weightwhat @kelybreez AAAAAA!!!! My virgin ears!!!

redclaydiaries @weightwhat I'd just like to say, for the record, that my picture & the Viagra Labs have NOTHING in common.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Of course they don't. *smiling and nodding*

duane_scott @weightwhat I doubt its the viagra, probably the picture of @redclaydiaries

weightwhat @duane_scott Yup, @redclaydiaries is just too hot to get by your filters.

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Does that make me a Toastabag? @duane_scott

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Maybe. Does cheese melt as soon as you touch it?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Why yes, now that you mention it. I'm quite scorching too.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries I thought you might be.



kelybreez I love candy corn. A weakness. I love Jesus. Not a weakness.

CandySteele @kelybreez Here you go - the best of both worlds: http://bit.ly/c3NS01

Harvest Seeds Scripture Candy™ Corn. Each pkg. includes approx. 9 pcs. in a Bible verse wrapper.

kelybreez @CandySteele That is... amazing? Somehow that seems to be perhaps more like the worst of both worlds?

weightwhat @kelybreez Could have been worse. Could have been candy corn shaped like Jesus.

CandySteele @weightwhat @kelybreez I looked for that on ebay. That was the best I could do.

weightwhat @CandySteele It would be a bit scary if you found it. And it might make Skillet Jesus jealous.

CandySteele @weightwhat Yeah we wouldn't want anybody putting Skillet Jesus in a corner.

WritingJoy @weightwhat Morning. Pajama day again?

weightwhat @WritingJoy That is yet to be seen.

WritingJoy @weightwhat Um. Does that mean you aren't even wearing pajamas?

weightwhat @WritingJoy Are you askin' if I'm all nekkid? Nope. It scares the dog when I am.

WritingJoy @weightwhat You are very fortunate. My dog is much too curious when anyone in the family gets all nekkid.

weightwhat @WritingJoy EEEK! That could be bad...

WritingJoy @weightwhat Especially when certain kids aren't very good wipers. You know dogs and butts. And poop. (There I go again tweeting about poop).

weightwhat @WritingJoy You're just all about the poop, aren't you?

WritingJoy @weightwhat Crap. I am. Must launch de-crapification pronto.

weightwhat @WritingJoy Need a shovel?

weightwhat Mornin'!

kelybreez @weightwhat Mornin' from the Atlantic side.

weightwhat @kelybreez What's it like living in the future?

kelybreez @weightwhat Well, it's 3 hours, at least, more informed than living in the past where you are.

weightwhat @kelybreez So tell me, do they have flying cars there yet?

kelybreez @weightwhat We did, but those are so last week now.

kelybreez @weightwhat Or perhaps they're last tweet.

fishythoughts @kelybreez @weightwhat Well I am so far ahead of my time, that it's hometime where I is.

weightwhat @fishythoughts What does that even mean? Is this some odd new future language?

kelybreez @weightwhat The thing I don't like about flying cars is that I have no where to hide my keys.

weightwhat @kelybreez Why would you need to hide your keys?

kelybreez @weightwhat Hide my keys? 'Cause I don't have pockets, of course?

weightwhat @kelybreez Are you all nekkid in the future?!

fishythoughts RT @weightwhat: @kelybreez Are you all nekkid in the future?!// Don't know about him, but look at my profile pic. :-)

weightwhat @fishythoughts Scandalous!

weightwhat @br8kthru So, are you gonna entertain me, or what?

br8kthru @weightwhat of course! This is my purpose & destiny. How about a balloon animal?

weightwhat @br8kthru Not another worm or snake!

br8kthru @weightwhat dang it! Then how about a Wiener dog w/out legs? (lost them in a tragic grease fire)

weightwhat @br8kthru Fine, but only because of the fabulous back story.

br8kthru @weightwhat did I mention the dog has no ears or neck either? Poor thing.

weightwhat @br8kthru Must have been some grease fire. Unless he lost those in another tragedy?

br8kthru @weightwhat he really is a triumph of the canine spirit. Rolls around from place to place, happy as can be. Just beautiful.

br8kthru @weightwhat sadly, he ran into a balloon lion who viciously mauled him. Lucky (that's what we call him) defended courageously but lost

weightwhat @br8kthru Is that why you don't make balloon lions anymore?

br8kthru @weightwhat no, I didn't make the lion. Who did? Who else! An evil clown (sorry guess that's sorta redundant)

fishythoughts @weightwhat He used to make weasels, but they all went pop.

weightwhat @fishythoughts *snort*

katdish My entire neighborhood is having a garage sale. I'm in second hand crap hell.

weightwhat @katdish Got your fanny pack and small bills ready?

katdish @weightwhat No, but I've got my pressure washer set up in case any of them try to come up my driveway.

weightwhat @katdish Where is your neighborhood again? I was thinking about getting you some ceramic clowns for Christmas & I'm sure someone's sellin'.

katdish @weightwhat I live in Nebraska.

weightwhat @katdish Riiiiight.

Well there ya go. You can start your weekend now. Plus, you have a whole week to recover get ready for the next H0-down! Good luck to you.

In Memoriam - Barbara Billingsley

Barbara Billingsley, of 'Leave it to Beaver' fame, passed away over the weekend. While I've always enjoyed watching those reruns, my favorite role of hers was a bit more silly...

Now if you'll excuse me, I suddenly feel the urge to put on some pearls, bake some cookies and work on my jive.

Sparkly and fabulous

Happy Saturday, folks! For today's silliness, I'll be showing another "Real Men of Genius" video. Why? Because they're so darn funny. Enjoy!

Want even more silliness? Give Kathy's blog a try. You never know what you're going to find there!

The tweet of great price

Today's Twitter Ho-down has tested my patience. Twitter wouldn't show me all the tweets that I'd marked as favorites, so I had to go searching through many people's profiles to piece things together. Did you feel like you were being spied on? Yeah, you totally were. If I missed anyone's brilliance this week, I'm sorry. Feel free to blame Twitter. Or Katdish. Whatever.

The one-liners

I just bought an accordion. Expect big, big things. (RT @mrdavehill)

RT @Whiffies Warning: this may very well be as far as the Internet goes. http://j.mp/dvcTfd Proceed with caution.

RT @redclaydiaries Grover is the Old Spice Monster: http://youtu.be/zkd5dJIVjgM. Awesome!

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for a Klondike bar. (RT @TedInJest)

weightwhat Okay, they used a poster I made over at Demotivational Posters... As always, be warned. http://tinyurl.com/28bxqfb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. (RT @TheRustedChain)

I had a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at @DairyQueen today. Have I died and gone to Heaven? You betcha! #allotherflavorsaredeadtomenow

weightwhat @gabbysherri is here?! I thought I heard the pitter patter of little high-heeled feet...

My husband and daughter are having a burping contest. I'm so proud.

Look at her butt. Now look at mine. Now back to her butt. Now back to mine. That's what my butt should look like ... I'm on a bike. (RT @TJIChick)

The medical profession and I agree to disagree on how to classify the French dip sandwich. I say superfood. (RT @badbanana)




The ones that are a little bit longer

muchl8r I. AM. Scheming. Get ready.

weightwhat @muchl8r Is it a 'stockpile a month's worth of food and water' kind of scheming? Or a 'gird your loins' kind of scheming?

muchl8r @weightwhat a little bit of both. I might have canned goods in a barn that I'm fortifying somewhere.....



muchl8r This week was one long train wreck. Fortunately, my God is amazing and has it under control and I'm watching zombie movies with the guys!!!

weightwhat @muchl8r Remember: Aim for the head.



WritingJoy First dance class without the boy fumigating the entire building with his poop-stench. Miracles do happen.

weightwhat @WritingJoy I'm sure that everyone around you thanks you.



br8kthru My daughter eating her fortune cookie stopped abruptly, 'I can't find my paper. I think I ate it.' sounds about right. :)

weightwhat @br8kthru Clearly you taught her your cookie eating skills.



weightwhat @fishythoughts Shark Bait is on the twitter?! Clearly it is the end of days.

fishythoughts @weightwhat - I'm just here to be snobbish and obnoxious.

weightwhat @fishythoughts Those are your spiritual gifts afterall.



redclaydiaries Herp derp. Spam comment my blog just got. #huh?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Hey, I worked really hard on that one. #sounappreciated



SBeeCreations
@weightwhat yep. So I've got a huge deadline on Thursday & I still have lots to go. Yet, I'm in bed & not doing it.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat by "it" I mean my project not it it

weightwhat @SBeeCreations *snort*



weightwhat @billycoffey Shouldn't there be a parade or something in your honor today? Or is that only here at my house?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat No, we're having a dog & kid show here in @billycoffey's honor here too. The marching band is quite impressive.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries I've got the Kazoo, Accordian & Bagpipe Brigade at the ready as we speak! Yup, it's a banner day for @billycoffey! #snowdaybook

beckfromfrogandtoad I don't like ice cream, which separates me irreparably from normal humanity.

weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Wait a minute here... You don't like ice cream?! GAAAA!!! It's like I don't even know you! Oh, wait...



WritingJoy If someone had told me how pervasive and obstinate poop would become in my life as a mom... I wouldn't have believed them.

weightwhat @WritingJoy Never underestimate the poop!



weightwhat @br8kthru How much longer until you quit your job and go to full time tweeting? It's the only sensible thing to do.

br8kthru @weightwhat this is why I need you. You make sense of this crazy world. It's your gift & I would presume, your burden.

weightwhat @br8kthru It really is.



Nick_theGeek in honor of @weightwhat I'm going to the bus stop in my jammies

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek I'm just so proud! *sniff*



weightwhat @rntammyp Getting ready to work on my Twitter Ho-down post. Be afraid.

rntammyp @weightwhat How's this for my contribution: @rntammyp is totally fantabulous!! Not to mention modest. :O **snort**

weightwhat @rntammyp Ummmm, yeah. Oh look! Something shiny!





The ones that are even longer

Nick_theGeek So the Duct Tape wallet is apparently not the geekiest wallet on the block anymore http://bit.ly/cDu3gm

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Is that going on your Christmas list?

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat why would I need 2?

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Already bought it, huh?

katdish Can't. Stop. Sneezing.

weightwhat @katdish Neti pot?

katdish @weightwhat Farmer blow.

weightwhat @katdish Nice.



Helenatrandom @duane_scott We had it down to 65 last week. @weightwhat waited until it was 58 in her house. Is she tougher than you are, DS?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Doesn't that just go without saying?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Yes, but what man wants to be less tough than a tweeter with that sweet picture as an avatar?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I can't help it if @duane_scott is a powder puff.



CandySteele @beckfromfrogandtoad AND I don't like pie. Unless it's nut pie. And then....you know.

weightwhat @CandySteele Seems like there should be a TWSS in there somewhere...

CandySteele@weightwhat Of course there is. But I was quite cautious with the nut reference.

weightwhat @CandySteele Candy, you just can't reference nuts and sound innocent. #justsayin'

br8kthru @weightwhat thanks! And hey there- long time no tweet (for me).

weightwhat @br8kthru So tell me Jason, what is it like being so absent from the twitter? Was it horrific?

br8kthru @weightwhat like a thousand needles stuck in my index finger.

weightwhat @br8kthru You are going to tweet like the wind to make up for lost time now, aren't you?

weightwhat @br8kthru Hello...? Hmmm... I guess not.



weightwhat @duane_scott @katdish Imagine a robot built by Jules Verne.

fishythoughts RT @weightwhat: @duane_scott @katdish Imagine a robot built by Jules Verne.//I miss the best twitter when I sleep :-(

weightwhat @fishythoughts Perhaps you should stop that silly sleeping stuff.

CandySteele @fishythoughts Did @weightwhat 's tweet awaken you?

weightwhat @CandySteele Wouldn't be the first time one of my tweets has done that to someone. *snort*



weightwhat @BridgetChumbley Are you off today?

Schnik .....#insertsomesnarkycommentaboutbeingoffeverydayhere :) RT @weightwhat: @BridgetChumbley Are you off today?

weightwhat @Schnik What are you trying to say, Nick?

Schnik @weightwhat Nothing.... I just may or may not be making a reference that someone in that tweet might be a little 'off'

weightwhat @Schnik You should give me more credit than that. #iamalotoff




And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

katdish Hot off the presses, Twitter update: So apparently, I need to shut my pie hole http://bit.ly/dbBN9G

Helenatrandom @katdish And how DO you offend someone with pie?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom By hiding raisins in it.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Raisins in pie? Only you would even THINK of raisins in pie...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm always wary of raisins. That's why I'm still alive.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat EWWW! That would be a sin against the Campaign Against the Defilement of Grapes #CATDOG

weightwhat @SBeeCreations And we can't have that now, can we?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Did u see what I got in the mail today?

weightwhat @redclaydiaries I was just about to read your blog post about it! So tell me, is your life complete now?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Not yeeeeeet! But once I make my first FULL MEAL in Toastabags, I can die a happy woman.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries When you do die, do you want to be buried in one? Or are you gonna stick with the t-shirt cannon idea?

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Wow, that's a dilemma. Being buried in a Toastabag is very tempting...

CandySteele Spam comment of the day: some guy wants me to update him with new information on my dead dog. Here you go: he's still dead. Now go away.

weightwhat @CandySteele Yes, but is he all dead? Or only mostly dead? #princessbride

CandySteele @weightwhat In my mind, I guess only mostly. Or maybe not ever, really. Now I'm confused.

weightwhat @CandySteele Sorry, didn't mean to confuse you at this late an hour. Just wanted to help mock your spammer. He needed mocking.

CandySteele @weightwhat No problem. I confuse easily. All spammers should be mocked. And flogged. And fed Spam.

weightwhat @CandySteele Have you ever considered taking up torture as a hobby?

CandySteele @weightwhat Why yes, yes I have. The internets can be cruel sometimes. #grrrr

weightwhat @CandySteele When @Helenatrandom and I take over the world, would you consider being our Czar or Torture and Pain Infliction?

CandySteele @weightwhat sure, or your chef.

weightwhat @CandySteele I've seen what you eat. I think that job would go hand in hand with the torture job. ;o)

SBeeCreations Why does it seem so impossible to scan straight?

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Because the same little green men who steal socks from your dryer also sneak in and move your original?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat that must be it. Oh Wendy, you're so smart

weightwhat @SBeeCreations I really am. Someday, when I feel you're ready, I'll explain the mysteries of non-dairy creamer to you.

SBeeCreations @weightwhat that might be awhile

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Baby steps, young one.

katdish Okay, @askbillmitchell says to repost early. And as you know, I always do what I'm told.

weightwhat @katdish Who are you?!

katdish @weightwhat I know, right?

weightwhat @katdish You're kind of scaring me right now.

katdish @weightwhat It's been a busy week. I've had to be relatively nice. It's stressful.

weightwhat @katdish Someone needs a good rant and it's you.

katdish @weightwhat I need a super secret snarky identity.

weightwhat @katdish Hmmm... Buddy Love hasn't been on for a while...

Well there you have it. Another week of twittery goodness. You're welcome.