Today's Twitter Ho-down has tested my patience. Twitter wouldn't show me all the tweets that I'd marked as favorites, so I had to go searching through many people's profiles to piece things together. Did you feel like you were being spied on? Yeah, you totally were. If I missed anyone's brilliance this week, I'm sorry. Feel free to blame Twitter. Or Katdish. Whatever.
I just bought an accordion. Expect big, big things. (RT @mrdavehill)
RT @Whiffies Warning: this may very well be as far as the Internet goes. http://j.mp/dvcTfd Proceed with caution.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for a Klondike bar. (RT @TedInJest)
weightwhat Okay, they used a poster I made over at Demotivational Posters... As always, be warned. http://tinyurl.com/28bxqfb
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. (RT @TheRustedChain)
I had a Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at @DairyQueen today. Have I died and gone to Heaven? You betcha! #allotherflavorsaredeadtomenow
weightwhat @gabbysherri is here?! I thought I heard the pitter patter of little high-heeled feet...
My husband and daughter are having a burping contest. I'm so proud.
Look at her butt. Now look at mine. Now back to her butt. Now back to mine. That's what my butt should look like ... I'm on a bike. (RT @TJIChick)
The medical profession and I agree to disagree on how to classify the French dip sandwich. I say superfood. (RT @badbanana)
The ones that are a little bit longer
muchl8r I. AM. Scheming. Get ready.
muchl8r @weightwhat a little bit of both. I might have canned goods in a barn that I'm fortifying somewhere.....
muchl8r This week was one long train wreck. Fortunately, my God is amazing and has it under control and I'm watching zombie movies with the guys!!!
weightwhat @redclaydiaries Hey, I worked really hard on that one. #sounappreciated
@weightwhat yep. So I've got a huge deadline on Thursday & I still have lots to go. Yet, I'm in bed & not doing it.
beckfromfrogandtoad I don't like ice cream, which separates me irreparably from normal humanity.
weightwhat @beckfromfrogandtoad Wait a minute here... You don't like ice cream?! GAAAA!!! It's like I don't even know you! Oh, wait...
WritingJoy If someone had told me how pervasive and obstinate poop would become in my life as a mom... I wouldn't have believed them.
weightwhat @rntammyp Ummmm, yeah. Oh look! Something shiny!
The ones that are even longer
Nick_theGeek So the Duct Tape wallet is apparently not the geekiest wallet on the block anymore http://bit.ly/cDu3gm
katdish Can't. Stop. Sneezing.
weightwhat @Schnik You should give me more credit than that. #iamalotoff
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
katdish Hot off the presses, Twitter update: So apparently, I need to shut my pie hole http://bit.ly/dbBN9G
Helenatrandom @katdish And how DO you offend someone with pie?
weightwhat @Helenatrandom By hiding raisins in it.
Helenatrandom @weightwhat Raisins in pie? Only you would even THINK of raisins in pie...
weightwhat @Helenatrandom I'm always wary of raisins. That's why I'm still alive.
redclaydiaries @weightwhat Did u see what I got in the mail today?
CandySteele Spam comment of the day: some guy wants me to update him with new information on my dead dog. Here you go: he's still dead. Now go away.
SBeeCreations Why does it seem so impossible to scan straight?
Well there you have it. Another week of twittery goodness. You're welcome.