Happy Blogaversary to me! Yup, I've been writing (or neglecting) my blog for the past 2 years now. Can you believe it? So let's celebrate with a Twitter Ho-down post, huh? Oh, and feel free to send large gifts.
There aren't many Halloween carols, so I usually just stand outside my neighbor's window and hum the Jaws theme. (RT @badbanana)
Nothing tastes better than losing weight feels. Except doughnuts. (RT @thepioneerwoman)
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger. (RT @derbyjames)
Time to go heed the call of the wild laundry basket. If you don't hear from me by tomorrow, please send help. Preferrably someone who irons.
My daughter wants me to tweet that she's braiding my hair. She wants it to look like it's wacky hair day. I don't know where she gets it.
The ones I may or may not have tweeted in DM's - I admit to nothing
Someone's being difficult and it's you.
I am sick and twisted that way.
I know all about your penchant for man candy.
And yes, bread and milk. And maybe a wonky Santa.
Make sure you grab some storm chocolate, too. One can never be too careful.
Now where's my dang scepter?!
My eyes! My eyes!
The ones that are a little bit longer
emptynestegg @weightwhat hey I want to blog any tips?
weightwhat @emptynestegg First, drill a large hole in your head...
dlrayburn RT @weightwhat: The new Twitter Ho-down is here! http://tinyurl.com/2asm67e //I made it! I made it! Oh wait..what? Is that a good thing?
kelybreez Isn't it amazing how the simplest statements can start the most interesting conversations on here?
weightwhat @piercesmomma Yeah, I've heard about girls like you. You're a Twitter Ho, aren'tcha? I knew I liked you for a reason.
br8kthru @weightwhat yeah, I'm sorting mail & about to run to the bank. James Bond ain't got nothin' on me.
redclaydiaries @weightwhat I guess I am. Watch out for the white horse. He's cranky.
The ones that are even longer
jewda4 RT @thisisclong: - you can buy your very own casket from Walmart: http://bit.ly/aqjmXK // my family better honor my memory better than this
weightwhat @saphyreplatypus I don't hear the cake complaining.
The ones where I wasn't even there, yet I was
dlrayburn @duane_scott You note you were the primary subject of @weightwhat 's Ho down?
duane_scott For some reason, I'm always portrayed in @weightwhat's Twitter-Ho-Down posts as really stupid. This would hurt me if I had feelings.
kelybreez @duane_scott @weightwhat Just claim you were acting stupid on purpose, which makes you appear brilliant. Only you'll know if you're stupid.
duane_scott @kelybreez the problem is im too stupid to even figure out how to fake being stupid. :) @weightwhat
kelybreez @duane_scott No, you do a very convincing job of it.
katdish @kelybreez Aren't you glad I introduced you to @weightwhat?
kelybreez @katdish That was you?! I wondered who started this madness.
katdish @kelybreez I'm like the Kevin Bacon of the interrwebs.
katdish Think nothing scares @billycoffey? Oh, think again: http://bit.ly/b1ypnG
saphyreplatypus yee-haw! happy dance time!
dlrayburn 867 - 5309
katdish You've heard of eye of the tiger? I give you...shirt of the tiger. http://plixi.com/p/53098825
duane_scott If u wear this costume, I'll...
dlrayburn I would definitely have to call my wife.
Well there ya go! Did you enjoy my Blogaversary celebration? I thought you would. Now just leave the large gifts as you slowly back away...