If it's Friday, it must be the Twitter Ho-down! Ummm, except for the weeks that it's not. But this week, it is! Aren't you thrilled? Go on, be thrilled.
I have a sneaking suspicion that absurd warning labels were written for me. (RT @YeahImAshley)
Are you trying to confuse me? Because it's working.
Don't sugar coat it, how do you really feel?
I'm sure that means something...?
The ones that are a little bit longer
stretchmarkmama Would someone cross stitch me a plaque that says "Clutter Begets Clutter?" Because apparently that's the life verse I follow.
weightwhat @stretchmarkmama I totally would, but what would you do with it? I wouldn't want to be an enabler or anything...
dlrayburn Weight...What?: The tweet of great price http://bit.ly/azbDfS //Phew, I was not mentioned. I tweeted under the radar this week.
weightwhat @dlrayburn I was going to put you in there, but decided you needed a bit more recovery time. Plus your wife is getting tired of you calling.
dlrayburn RT @Janell57159: @dlrayburn VICTORIA SECRET is having a PROMO & gving away $70 GIFT CARDS! CHECK IT!//oh my I mention bra and get this t'ed
weightwhat @dlrayburn Yeah, that's why. *insert eye roll here*
dlrayburn @kelybreez @MichaelDPerkins We once had a discussion about underwear in our singles Bible study class...was hilarious.
weightwhat @dlrayburn Who did you call after that conversation?
dlrayburn @weightwhat Well I was single...so I just looked at Julie(fiance at time, wife now) and grinned stupidly.
marni71 @katdish @billycoffey Okay, I'm off to spread my sunshine about my office. Tell everyone I said hi (after you remind them who I am)
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yes, but did you Polish?
The ones that are even longer
kelybreez @SBeeCreations @weightwhat: Gah! Do yall have to pay to make it onto the ho-down or what?! http://bit.ly/ajsvUk”
weightwhat @kelybreez Although you're always free to send cash, it just takes mad tweeting skills to make the ho-down. Oh, and you have to talk to me.
kelybreez @weightwhat Does this count as talking to you?
weightwhat @kelybreez Did you say something?
kelybreez @weightwhat About underwear? No, that's @dlrayburn and @MichaelDPerkins and their potty mouth ways. I'm telling their wives, too.
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Please! There are children here!
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Oh wait. @duane_scott isn't around. Nevermind.
SBeeCreations @weightwhat That was rather insensitive of me. I do apologize. Should I DM about the CheeseFudgeBot?
weightwhat @SBeeCreations For the love of Gumby! Have you been hanging out at the shipyards or something? Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
duane_scott @weightwhat my internet filter blocks your last post. Did you use vulgar language or nekkid toes? #notkidding
weightwhat @duane_scott My blog post? Or twitter post?
duane_scott @weightwhat yes... ;)
weightwhat @duane_scott Well, the last tweet was "Drats." I can see how that would raise a few eyebrows.
weightwhat @duane_scott My blog post doesn't contain any cursing, but there is a picture of @redclaydiaries in it. Oh, and the Viagra Labs.
kelybreez @weightwhat Drats. Double drats. Triple drats. (Sorry, needed to get those off my chest & thought you'd understand.) #fakepreachercusswords
weightwhat @kelybreez AAAAAA!!!! My virgin ears!!!
redclaydiaries @weightwhat I'd just like to say, for the record, that my picture & the Viagra Labs have NOTHING in common.
weightwhat @redclaydiaries Of course they don't. *smiling and nodding*
duane_scott @weightwhat I doubt its the viagra, probably the picture of @redclaydiaries
weightwhat @duane_scott Yup, @redclaydiaries is just too hot to get by your filters.
redclaydiaries @weightwhat Does that make me a Toastabag? @duane_scott
weightwhat @redclaydiaries Maybe. Does cheese melt as soon as you touch it?
redclaydiaries @weightwhat Why yes, now that you mention it. I'm quite scorching too.
weightwhat @redclaydiaries I thought you might be.
kelybreez I love candy corn. A weakness. I love Jesus. Not a weakness.
CandySteele @kelybreez Here you go - the best of both worlds: http://bit.ly/c3NS01
Harvest Seeds Scripture Candy™ Corn. Each pkg. includes approx. 9 pcs. in a Bible verse wrapper.
Well there ya go. You can start your weekend now. Plus, you have a whole week to
katdish My entire neighborhood is having a garage sale. I'm in second hand crap hell.