Okay, there's not a whole lot to the Twitter Ho-down today because I just haven't been on the Twitter all that much. But since someone, not mentioning any names (@SBeeCreations), is being pushy, I'm posting it anyway.
The one-liners
I'm one of those people who gain weight if I just eat the whole cake. (RT @WendyLiebman)
LO says: You can't ever count on clowns. (RT @SBeeCreations)
WARNING: I'm writing a blog post. In other news, the sky is falling.
They should make vegetables out of something people want to eat. (RT @badbanana)
The ones that are a little bit longer
SBeeCreations About to do a very silly dance in the office, just to get the blood circulating. Anyone want to join me?
weightwhat @SBeeCreations I know this may come as a shock to you, but my whole life is a silly dance.
LostInPortland @ the Tacoma mall. Someone save me!!!!!
weightwhat @LostInPortland Just walk towards Cinnabon and everything will be okay!
SBeeCreations I was thinking this might be a good card for @katdish http://www.etsy.com/listing/51149016/if-youre-creepy-and-you-know-it-clap @goodgosh
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Who would buy a clown that looked like that? You're just askin' for nightmares.
The ones that are even longer
weightwhat My powers of invisibility are very impressive.
The_BMG @weightwhat Wow! I hear this voice, but I don't see annoying speaking...
weightwhat @The_BMG You don't see annoying speaking?!
SBeeCreations @The_BMG You are SO going to be in the Ho-down for that typo, hee hee cc: @weightwhat
weightwhat @SBeeCreations It's like you know me.
weightwhat @kelybreez "Next year I'll be good, just wait. I'd start now, but it's too late..." It's like this carol was written about you! ;o)
kelybreez @weightwhat I am NOT on the naughty list with Walter Hobbs.
weightwhat @kelybreez Are you sure? Because I don't hear you singing.
kelybreez @weightwhat I'm singing! You're my dad! I love you, I love you, I love you!!!
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
SBeeCreations @dlrayburn I really love your avatar :)
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Are you gonna marry it?
The_BMG @weightwhat What? Who is @SBeeCreations gonna marry? I miss all the fun stuff.
weightwhat @The_BMG She's going to marry @dlrayburn's avatar because she loves it.
dlrayburn @The_BMG Ok @weightwhat dragged me into this,... but just for the record I am Not an it...and I am already married! :)
weightwhat @dlrayburn We weren't talking about you, silly. @SBeeCreations wants to marry your avatar. Sheesh.
dlrayburn @weightwhat I realize that, but where is the fun in leaving it at that?
dlrayburn @weightwhat oh queen of misdirection and unintended entendre's! :)
weightwhat @dlrayburn Yes?
SBeeCreations Featuring sweater-shorts RT “@weightwhat: Why yes, I DID do a Twitter Ho-down post today! http://tinyurl.com/2aryenu”
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Everyone will be wearing them in the future.
SBeeCreations @weightwhat what happens if it rains...and they shrink? (I'll let that visual set in)
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Crochet Speedo?
SBeeCreations @weightwhat Gaaaa!
weightwhat @SBeeCreations You didn't need that mental picture?
SBeeCreations @weightwhat Wasn't quite ready for that one right as I was getting the hot dogs & buns
weightwhat Things are not looking good for the Twitter Ho-down this week. Looks like someone hasn't been on the twitter enough and it's me.
SBeeCreations @weightwhat and who's fault is that you're trying to ruin our week?
weightwhat @SBeeCreations I blame @katdish.
katdish @weightwhat what'd I do now?
weightwhat @katdish Somehow kept me from the twitter this week. The ways of @katdish are mysterious.
kelybreez @weightwhat Always blame @katdish. The buck stops there.
SBeeCreations @weightwhat you're a Twitter shirker
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Look! Something shiny!
Have a good weekend everyone! And hey, let's talk more next week, huh?
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6 comments:
You know, I intentionally left off those creepy clown dolls from my twitter ho down so I wouldn't have to look at them again. I should have known you would post them.
And again with the sweater shorts? GAAA!
Those clowns are awful. Yikes. And thanks for including the crochorts 2 weeks in a row. They're still awesome!
I can't believe I didn't make it this week! I've been on more than I have all month! ;-)
I can't really talk more. It would be like one hand clapping, in the forest when no one heard, so I would be invisible and no one would hear me.
Unless I wore those crocheted shorts.
Those are so loud even a tree falling in the forest that no one heard could hear them.
I'd given up! I didn't think you were going to do it. What an awesome surprise for a Saturday morning.
Re: the clowns - I'm sorry/You're welcome. They were perfect.
I'm sorry, cat has my tongue. I just can't stop thinking of those crochet shorts.
If you're creepy and you know it clap your hands.
clap clap
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