Who's ready for a Twitter Ho-down? Well, just for fun, I'm throwing in a video clip first. Why? Because I love Elf. And it's my blog. And you're not the boss of me. So there.
Sorry to hear about the whole "losing your mind thing." But I know you pretty well and I don't think you'll miss it. (RT @funnyoneliners)
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" has obviously never seen me doing nothing. (RT @funnyoneliners)
Me, snuggling The Baby:"Today is special. It's your last day to be 3. Tomorrow you'll turn 4! Are you excited?" Baby:"I need to pee, mom." (RT @TheRustedChain)
You might be a Redneck if all your matching salad bowls have "Cool Whip" written on the side. (RT @MidnightViews)
Okay, I'm here and waiting for someone to entertain me. Aaaaaaand go.
7 y/o daughter's joke 'o the day: "Why was the snowman in the vegetable garden? ... Because he was picking his nose!" (RT @KimMance)
I'm sinngggging! I'm in a store and I'm siiiiinngggging! (RT @beckfromfrogandtoad)
The ones that are a little bit longer
pagan43 Still waiting for Z to bring up rest of the decorations . 'specially the Lady Leg Lamp. Should I shoot his eye out or just nag ?
weightwhat @kelybreez Wait, why did you get off the yellow brick road? Weren't the instructions clear enough? Follow the yellow brick road.
makeadiff21 So. Any advice on how to keep kids from whining and arguing with each other on Christmas morning?
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Come to think of it, I did notice my voice getting a little squeakier...
saphyreplatypus @weightwhat busy day here, I'll be running around like I've got squirrels in my pants today. How about you m'lady?
redclaydiaries @weightwhat As a matter of fact I do. Did u read Hannah's guest post on my blog yesterday? http://tinyurl.com/2ckk37b
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
dlrayburn @duane_scott A Speedos for Christ campaign? money raised to go towards Pure Water. If a certain amount is donated, we post Speedo pics.
weightwhat @dlrayburn Are you trying to not raise money?
dlrayburn @weightwhat No that's why they change to if not enough donations we post pics.
dlrayburn @weightwhat My wife will be first in line to write the check to keep the pics from going live.
weightwhat @dlrayburn I'm going to go rifle through my sofa cushions looking for loose change now.
kelybreez @weightwhat I was rifling thru my sofa cushions one time & found a rifle I had lost.
weightwhat @kelybreez Those things just turn up in the strangest places, don't they? I found mine in the refrigerator once. No idea how that happened.
br8kthru At my wife's work party. About to start the ugly Christmas sweater contest. This should be fun. :)
Your weekend may now begin. You're welcome.