I can't believe that it's already time for another round of the Twitter Ho-down over at Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants! From the looks of it, I could have used a few more days in the week. Or even better, I need @Helenatrandom to get back on the Twitter. We all miss you, Helen! So for better or for worse, here's my Twitter post for the week. Um... Enjoy?
The one-liners
@PeterPollock Can you believe that they'd actually have conversations without us being here?! Inconceivable!
@br8kthru So what's this about washing your family's underwear inside you? What would the spin cycle look like?
@br8kthru You ate briefs for lunch? Is this part of the whole having your laundry inside of you thing again?
@katdish I noticed. Between you and @Helenatrandom being gone, it's like a ghost town around here. Look! A tumbleweed!!
Waking up to words like 'zing' and 'sassy'... Not really sure I'm awake enough for that yet.
Sometimes a bowl of Froot Loops just makes a morning better.
I can't believe I missed the whole computer licking conversation earlier. Doesn't that just seem like a conversation I'd be involved in?
@br8kthru Isn't it a little early to be so pushy?
@redclaydiaries Look! Flying pigs!
@emptynestegg Froot Loops could change your life.
Okay, no one's allowed to leave Twitter today. I've got a Twitter post to write for tomorrow and I'm seriously lacking material. Funny it up.
I'd like some coffee, but I really don't want to go make it. I guess that makes me both tired and lazy. I need a coffee robot, dagnabbit!
@br8kthru Hey, did I tell you that I'm being followed by @endhemorrhoids now? Some people are just lucky, I guess.
@foreverdebilynn Has your warranty expired and now you're falling apart? Or is that just me?
Because I just couldn't resist... RT @NutTheSquirrel - So if your power goes out, where does it go?
@foreverdebilynn Yes, only 10 here. But still so much to do. And you're messing around with both Facebook and MySpace? Shameless hussy.
@billycoffey You're such a tease.
Hubby is home from chicken class. Gotta go for now. Bok bok!
Trying to do the Twitter Ho-down post for my own blog now. I did some serious underachieving this week.
@BridgetChumbley Again with the low standards Bridget? Really?
@katdish I think someone is just jealous of my awesome power and it's you.
@billycoffey So tell me, Billy, do you like to watch gladiator movies?
@redclaydiaries Are you saying that I pull people down into obscurity with me?! GAAAA!!!
@WinLiannefield You know what else is good with bacon? More bacon.
A little bit longer ones
katdish -Okay, seriously. Cannot get sucked into the twitter. I have to write something!
@katdish Here, I'll do it for you. "Something"
redclaydiaries Attn twitter newbies: Quickest way to get me to click unfollow? Invite me to join ur twitter army, mafia or ninja dojo. Just sayin.
weightwhat @redclaydiaries But will you join my twitter army, mafia or ninja dojo? I'm thinking we need all three. We could have cute uniforms...
@weightwhat Will there be viking hats?
@redclaydiaries Of course. See?
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
I'm feeling a rip in the time-space continuum... Twitter is showing that I've only done 771 tweets and we all know that's just not right.
WinLiannefield @weightwhat You hit infinity and went beyond. I am in awe.
weightwhat @WinLiannefield Okay, we'll go with that theory. Because 772 (now) tweets? What, that's like a week's worth for me.
br8kthru @weightwhat so would you say that perhaps the time-space continuum has developed hemorrhoids? Hmmm, just a thought.
weightwhat @br8kthru That could, indeed, be the problem. Good thing I've got so many hemorrhoid followers to fight it off.
HerbieGookins @br8kthru Really, please encourage Wendy to talk about hemorrhoids some more, because that doesn't happen enough.
weightwhat @HerbieGookins Hey! You love me! Just remember that.
I have pretty toenails now. Jealous?
billycoffey @weightwhat Yes, but don't tell anyone.
weightwhat @billycoffey I thought you might be.
billycoffey @weightwhat Shhh!
weightwhat @billycoffey You know, if you're going to wear a bikini and carry around the round # sign, you shouldn't neglect your toenails. Be pretty!
billycoffey @weightwhat Wait, I'm not wearing cowboy boots? That's a deal breaker.
weightwhat @billycoffey Hey, you can wear the cowboy hat. How's that?
billycoffey @weightwhat Hi, Wendy. And sadly, 'night Wendy. Would pretty toenails help me stay up later?
weightwhat @billycoffey Yes, they really would. You should probably go take care of that tomorrow then. So goodnight for now. Cover those toenails.
billycoffey @weightwhat Okay. But I'm still a man, right?
weightwhat @billycoffey Of course. To think otherwise would be silly. Don't forget to air dry that bikini, huh? The dryer does horrible things to it.
weightwhat @br8kthru Okay, okay. Pushy was fine in that instance. Just don't turn into @katdish though, huh? :o)
br8kthru @weightwhat wow, just had a strange image of like the old Conan bit, "if they mated" where he merges 2 people's photos-
br8kthru @weightwhat br8kdish- the world ain't ready for that...
weightwhat @br8kthru {{{shudder}}}
br8kthru @weightwhat per our conversation, I'm a weirdo & couldn't resist- behold, br8kdish
weightwhat @br8kthru Wow, that's just so wrong... So wrong...
HerbieGookins @br8kthru Oh my goodness, br8kdish is going to give me nightmares!! :)
br8kthru @HerbieGookins isn't that disturbing!?
SBeeCreations @br8kthru This is disturbing. (br8kdish)
br8kthru @SBeeCreations yes. yes, it is. And you can't unsee it.
WinLiannefield @br8kthru Ummm. What? By the way, br8kdish was disturbing in a similar life-altering way.
br8kthru @WinLiannefield I'll take that as a compliment...
WinLiannefield @br8kthru Yes, you should. Has @Katdish seen that monstrosity?
br8kthru @WinLiannefield I'm sure I would have heard about it if she had. It's @weightwhat 's fault anyway
weightwhat @br8kthru Okay, hold on here. What's my fault?
br8kthru @weightwhat you got my twisted brain going. After that, i can't be held responsible for pictures that get morphed
weightwhat @br8kthru Oh sure, just try to blame it on me. I'm not the one morphing pictures. But only because I don't know how.
br8kthru @weightwhat and hey, at least it's smiling, right?
WinLiannefield @br8kthru I think the smiling makes it worse.
br8kthru @WinLiannefield yeah it's a little serial killer-ish
weightwhat @br8kthru Really? You'd call that a smile? Is it because teeth are being barred?
weightwhat @br8kthru Nice try, but I'm still not taking the fall on this one.
br8kthru @WinLiannefield @weightwhat @herbieGookins seriously you guys will probably need to protect me when @katdish sees this
weightwhat @br8kthru By 'protect you' you do mean 'feed him to the lions', right?
br8kthru @weightwhat wow, I guess I know who my friends are. sheesh!
weightwhat @br8kthru What do you expect when you tried to blame it on me first? Silly boy.
So there you have it. You're stunned and amazed, aren't you? I have that effect on people. Now go do some tweeting, huh?
9 comments:
These crack me up!
And generally I've seen them all when they were posted on twitter. I'm like a silent twitter stalker.
Sweet.
Fancy.
Moses.
How in the world did I miss this? That is just frightning. My son told me I looked like Jeff Foxworthy.
Make sure you have br8kdish back in its cage by 6 PM. It gets hungry and if it's not fed, angry. You wouldn't like br8kdish when it's angry...
Your Baby girl is BEAUTIFUL/ADORABLE/Precious! I want one!
I had no idea my publicist was the Unabomber.
LOL...need I say more?!
Ohhhhhh...
THAT's what you people were talking about. During the br8kdish conversation I was busy trying to convince Tweetdeck that I was indeed following the people I was following. I got like 1 in 5 tweets, which made it sound even more insane.
I don't eat meat, cause I'm a vet-er-in-arian. In other news, that picture of Katdish is downright frightening.
Wendy, you scare me! That br8dish picture is simply brilliant!! LOL!!
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