Thursday, August 13, 2009

The appearance of br8kdish. Be afraid.


I can't believe that it's already time for another round of the Twitter Ho-down over at Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants! From the looks of it, I could have used a few more days in the week. Or even better, I need @Helenatrandom to get back on the Twitter. We all miss you, Helen! So for better or for worse, here's my Twitter post for the week. Um... Enjoy?

The one-liners

@PeterPollock Can you believe that they'd actually have conversations without us being here?! Inconceivable!

@br8kthru So what's this about washing your family's underwear inside you? What would the spin cycle look like?

@br8kthru You ate briefs for lunch? Is this part of the whole having your laundry inside of you thing again?

@katdish I noticed. Between you and @Helenatrandom being gone, it's like a ghost town around here. Look! A tumbleweed!!

Waking up to words like 'zing' and 'sassy'... Not really sure I'm awake enough for that yet.

Sometimes a bowl of Froot Loops just makes a morning better.

I can't believe I missed the whole computer licking conversation earlier. Doesn't that just seem like a conversation I'd be involved in?

@br8kthru Isn't it a little early to be so pushy?

@redclaydiaries Look! Flying pigs!

@emptynestegg Froot Loops could change your life.

Okay, no one's allowed to leave Twitter today. I've got a Twitter post to write for tomorrow and I'm seriously lacking material. Funny it up.

I'd like some coffee, but I really don't want to go make it. I guess that makes me both tired and lazy. I need a coffee robot, dagnabbit!

@br8kthru Hey, did I tell you that I'm being followed by @endhemorrhoids now? Some people are just lucky, I guess.

@foreverdebilynn Has your warranty expired and now you're falling apart? Or is that just me?

Because I just couldn't resist... RT @NutTheSquirrel - So if your power goes out, where does it go?

@foreverdebilynn Yes, only 10 here. But still so much to do. And you're messing around with both Facebook and MySpace? Shameless hussy.

@billycoffey You're such a tease.

Hubby is home from chicken class. Gotta go for now. Bok bok!

Trying to do the Twitter Ho-down post for my own blog now. I did some serious underachieving this week.

@BridgetChumbley Again with the low standards Bridget? Really?

@katdish I think someone is just jealous of my awesome power and it's you.

@billycoffey So tell me, Billy, do you like to watch gladiator movies?

@redclaydiaries Are you saying that I pull people down into obscurity with me?! GAAAA!!!

@WinLiannefield You know what else is good with bacon? More bacon.

A little bit longer ones

katdish -Okay, seriously. Cannot get sucked into the twitter. I have to write something!

@katdish Here, I'll do it for you. "Something"

redclaydiaries Attn twitter newbies: Quickest way to get me to click unfollow? Invite me to join ur twitter army, mafia or ninja dojo. Just sayin.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries But will you join my twitter army, mafia or ninja dojo? I'm thinking we need all three. We could have cute uniforms...

@weightwhat Will there be viking hats?

@redclaydiaries Of course. See?


And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones

I'm feeling a rip in the time-space continuum... Twitter is showing that I've only done 771 tweets and we all know that's just not right.

WinLiannefield @weightwhat You hit infinity and went beyond. I am in awe.

weightwhat @WinLiannefield Okay, we'll go with that theory. Because 772 (now) tweets? What, that's like a week's worth for me.

br8kthru @weightwhat so would you say that perhaps the time-space continuum has developed hemorrhoids? Hmmm, just a thought.

weightwhat @br8kthru That could, indeed, be the problem. Good thing I've got so many hemorrhoid followers to fight it off.

HerbieGookins @br8kthru Really, please encourage Wendy to talk about hemorrhoids some more, because that doesn't happen enough.

weightwhat @HerbieGookins Hey! You love me! Just remember that.

I have pretty toenails now. Jealous?

billycoffey @weightwhat Yes, but don't tell anyone.

weightwhat @billycoffey I thought you might be.

billycoffey @weightwhat Shhh!

weightwhat @billycoffey You know, if you're going to wear a bikini and carry around the round # sign, you shouldn't neglect your toenails. Be pretty!

billycoffey @weightwhat Wait, I'm not wearing cowboy boots? That's a deal breaker.

weightwhat @billycoffey Hey, you can wear the cowboy hat. How's that?

billycoffey @weightwhat Hi, Wendy. And sadly, 'night Wendy. Would pretty toenails help me stay up later?

weightwhat @billycoffey Yes, they really would. You should probably go take care of that tomorrow then. So goodnight for now. Cover those toenails.

billycoffey @weightwhat Okay. But I'm still a man, right?

weightwhat @billycoffey Of course. To think otherwise would be silly. Don't forget to air dry that bikini, huh? The dryer does horrible things to it.

weightwhat @br8kthru Okay, okay. Pushy was fine in that instance. Just don't turn into @katdish though, huh? :o)

br8kthru @weightwhat wow, just had a strange image of like the old Conan bit, "if they mated" where he merges 2 people's photos-

br8kthru @weightwhat br8kdish- the world ain't ready for that...

weightwhat @br8kthru {{{shudder}}}

br8kthru @weightwhat per our conversation, I'm a weirdo & couldn't resist- behold, br8kdish


weightwhat @br8kthru Wow, that's just so wrong... So wrong...

HerbieGookins @br8kthru Oh my goodness, br8kdish is going to give me nightmares!! :)

br8kthru @HerbieGookins isn't that disturbing!?

SBeeCreations @br8kthru This is disturbing. (br8kdish)

br8kthru @SBeeCreations yes. yes, it is. And you can't unsee it.

WinLiannefield @br8kthru Ummm. What? By the way, br8kdish was disturbing in a similar life-altering way.

br8kthru @WinLiannefield I'll take that as a compliment...

WinLiannefield @br8kthru Yes, you should. Has @Katdish seen that monstrosity?

br8kthru @WinLiannefield I'm sure I would have heard about it if she had. It's @weightwhat 's fault anyway

weightwhat @br8kthru Okay, hold on here. What's my fault?

br8kthru @weightwhat you got my twisted brain going. After that, i can't be held responsible for pictures that get morphed

weightwhat @br8kthru Oh sure, just try to blame it on me. I'm not the one morphing pictures. But only because I don't know how.

br8kthru @weightwhat and hey, at least it's smiling, right?

WinLiannefield @br8kthru I think the smiling makes it worse.

br8kthru @WinLiannefield yeah it's a little serial killer-ish

weightwhat @br8kthru Really? You'd call that a smile? Is it because teeth are being barred?

weightwhat @br8kthru Nice try, but I'm still not taking the fall on this one.

br8kthru @WinLiannefield @weightwhat @herbieGookins seriously you guys will probably need to protect me when @katdish sees this

weightwhat @br8kthru By 'protect you' you do mean 'feed him to the lions', right?

br8kthru @weightwhat wow, I guess I know who my friends are. sheesh!

weightwhat @br8kthru What do you expect when you tried to blame it on me first? Silly boy.

So there you have it. You're stunned and amazed, aren't you? I have that effect on people. Now go do some tweeting, huh?


PamperingBeki said...

These crack me up!

And generally I've seen them all when they were posted on twitter. I'm like a silent twitter stalker.

katdish said...




How in the world did I miss this? That is just frightning. My son told me I looked like Jeff Foxworthy.

jasonS said...

Make sure you have br8kdish back in its cage by 6 PM. It gets hungry and if it's not fed, angry. You wouldn't like br8kdish when it's angry...

sherri said...

Your Baby girl is BEAUTIFUL/ADORABLE/Precious! I want one!

Billy Coffey said...

I had no idea my publicist was the Unabomber.

Anonymous said...

LOL...need I say more?!

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...


THAT's what you people were talking about. During the br8kdish conversation I was busy trying to convince Tweetdeck that I was indeed following the people I was following. I got like 1 in 5 tweets, which made it sound even more insane.

Mark said...

I don't eat meat, cause I'm a vet-er-in-arian. In other news, that picture of Katdish is downright frightening.

Kelli said...

Wendy, you scare me! That br8dish picture is simply brilliant!! LOL!!