Blah blah blah. Time for the What I Learned This Week blog carnival over at Musings of a Housewife. Check it out. You may just learn something.
Forget what I learned this week. I'm going to talk about what I learned this morning. Early this morning. At an hour that no one should have to be awake to learn anything.
Let me just get it out there. Home Depot is evil.
My husband went in to the store the other day to buy a ginormous ladder. A ladder so big that it had to be delivered. And sure, his wife (yes, that would be me) would be home on Tuesday to take the delivery. The person at the delivery desk saw that she was talking to a man. How could she not know that she needed to give him all the information possible because there was no way that he'd be asking the necessary questions? Yeah, she didn't give him a time window for the delivery. Not even an am or pm time slot. Thanks for that. My husband said I could call the day of the delivery and find out a time range for the delivery. Yeah, that's helpful. So I cleared my schedule for today.
I need not have bothered.
Because I got a wake up call at "Why in the H. E. double hockey sticks are you calling me at this time and someone had better be dead" o'clock from the Home Depot delivery driver saying he'd be at my house in about 15 minutes. Seriously? It's still dark outside when he calls AND WAKES ME UP! Do I need a ladder at that ungodly hour of the morning? NO! So to teach the evil delivery driver a lesson, this is how I greeted him when he showed up at my door:
That should teach him a lesson. Maybe you should be checking for his "What I Learned" blog post later. Hey, Home Depot? You're on my list.
I'm going back to bed now.