Wondering what crazy things I've talked about on Twitter this week? I'll bet you are! Lucky for you, you've come to the right place. There's tweeting all over the place around here. As always: May cause choking, gasping, wheezing, uncontrollable slobbering, bleeding eyeballs and disembowelment. If you are pregnant, or may become pregnant, I'm totally jealous of you. Oh, and you shouldn't read this out loud as the damage may be permanent to your unborn child, even if he/she is, as of now, just a twinkle in the eye. This blog post does not cause a twinkling of the eye and takes no responsibility for such. Other than that, it's perfectly safe.
Just as I cut my finger, I heard that a shark can smell blood for over a mile. So DO NOT answer the doorbell. (RT @linajk)
Good morning! Am I being overly optimistic?
I think that Panera ad just said, "It's amazing how complex this sandwich is." Can you give me a conflicted soup to go with it? (RT@MattTCoNP)
Okay, time for me to scoot off to bed. And by scoot, I mean drag my butt around on the carpet. Hey, I've got an itch, okay?!
Tomorrow, I'd ask that you celebrate a low key Earth Day so as not to make Wind and Fire feel bad.
And now, an homage one of the great movies of the 80's (Better Off Dead)
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
It's got raisins in it... you like raisins.
I want my two dollars!
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
A little bit longer ones
redclaydiaries I just wrote a post. The creativity dam is broken. Look out.
weightwhat Potato chips count as a vegetable, right? I just finished off a can of vegetables.
br8kthru RT @weightwhat: The Life is Funny post that left @br8kthru speechless. http://tinyurl.com/y7h5btp
weightwhat @br8kthru I'm just helping the baby polar bears, Jason. You want to help baby polar bears, don't you?
The ones that are even longer
Helenatrandom @PeterPollock "Bob, be sure to use the urinal at the Hoover Dam... Peter Pollock says they are the best EVER!" Yes. That'll seem normal.
redclaydiaries @weightwhat Apparently. But in good news, I'm the MAYOR of this Starbucks in @foursquare.
weightwhat Oh great. Now I've got a uterusache.
katdish I think what went wrong w/Christianity is exactly what happens when you try to get a dog to look at something on television...
katdish Jesus pointed to God, and everyone just stares at his finger ~ Frank Miles
Well, we've reached the end of the post now. Feel free to move about the cabin. And while you're at it, why don't you see what others tweeted about this week over at Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants? I'm sure it's safe over there. *crossing my fingers*