Hey kids! Guess what time it is? It's Twitter Ho-down time! Yea! So grab your coffee, maybe a nice bacon doughnut, and make yourself comfy. And away we go!
The one-liners
Nike needs to come out with a chocolate bunny that's easy to eat while jogging. (RT @badbanana)
RT @TheRustedChain Bacon flavored coffee exsists! http://bit.ly/a1Pedm // Yet more proof that God is good!
It's Easter break. Why am I awake so early?! I blame @katdish. Why? Because I can.
RT @JimGaffigan 4 those that can't read Hebrew it says Coma, Seven, .1 taking a dump, crying pi, .1 on turd
Did you guys hear about Ricky Martin? Can you believe he's 38?
GAAAAAAA!!!!! That is all.
Saw a man wearing capris pants today. Capris pants. I laughed so hard my Easter bonnet fell off. (RT @badbanana )
Goodnight everybody! - Grandpa Walton
A little bit longer ones
SBeeCreations @weightwhat You're right. (and yes, you print and frame this)
weightwhat @SBeeCreations Actually, I was thinking of having it bronzed.
The ones that are even longer
Nick_theGeek YAY I just checked with geeksquad and my computer and it is being shipped
weightwhat Nick_theGeek You are the geeksquad.
Nick_theGeek @weightwhat please tell me that was an intentional Princess Bride reference because I'm crying from the laughter right now
weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Yes. Yes it was.
katdish Okay weird...
katdish Okay..nevermind. Not weird...
weightwhat @katdish Well that was completely normal.
katdish @weightwhat Well, yes. For me anyway.
Helenatrandom @katdish So are you able to view your own blog?
katdish @Helenatrandom Yes. But it takes forever. I think I'm going to have to de-frag it. Which sucks, b/c I don't even know what that means
Helenatrandom @katdish Me neither. It sounds like something I'd have to TWSS, but am afraid to...
weightwhat @katdish TWSS?
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Well, there ya go.
Helenatrandom @weightwhat I saw the possibilities, but didn't know how to get around them. Bob has diverticulosis.
SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom So he can't have strawberries then either? Poor man.
Helenatrandom @SBeeCreations Nope. Too seedy. And no sesame seeds. I have to eat his seedy buns. Yes @weightwhat. Now you may TWSS.
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Okay. TWSS.
duane_scott I'm teaching my brother @unruhharley about twitter and #hashtags. Follow him guys!
weightwhat @duane_scott Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, huh?
Helenatrandom @weightwhat Yeah, but then so are we, aren't we?
weightwhat @Helenatrandom No, he's over 18. Under 18 is a minor. We're just corrupting a young adult.
duane_scott @weightwhat nah.... it's my parent's house. my mother will never be satisfied until the house looks like Country Living or some weird catalo
weightwhat @duane_scott Yeah, that's what I was saying. Silly boy. And you really need to watch out for those weird catalos. Cataloes? Catali?
duane_scott @weightwhat CATALOGS! I ran out of 140 characters. i figured you'd be smart enough to fill in the blank.
weightwhat @duane_scott No, I'm smart arse enough not to.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
CandySteele @Nick_theGeek You just might want to forget your email for the weekend. What started as a simple prayer request went south fast.
Nick_theGeek @CandySteele dang, I really wish I had that account setup on this computer
sarahmsalter @Nick_theGeek Nick, it was a CLASSIC conversation. You really missed it.
Nick_theGeek @sarahmsalter what did @CandySteele say? it couldn't have been worse than the BJ comment
CandySteele @Nick_theGeek It wasn't me this time. It was none other than @(Name withheld to protect the guilty)
Helenatrandom @CandySteele And @weightwhat and her bedazzler!
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Pink rhinestones for everyone!
Helenatrandom @weightwhat Good! I'm giggling about pink rhinestone gems.
katbrak @Helenatrandom @weightwhat jumps up and down! I want pink rhinestone gems too!!
weightwhat @katbrak Don't be too hasty...
Helenatrandom @Nick_theGeek You think you're cryin' now! Wait until you read the email thread and find out what @weightwhat is bedazzling...
weightwhat @Helenatrandom *snort*
katbrak @weightwhat rut roh why not? just exactly what kind of rhinestones are we talking about?
weightwhat @katbrak It's not the what, it's the where.
katbrak @weightwhat for some reason I'm nervous now...images of things from your blog are going through my head..
CandySteele @weightwhat What was your plan to get the bedazzlers to stick, anyway?
weightwhat @CandySteele I guess the kind that punch through wouldn't be a good choice, huh? Just have to use the ol' hot glue gun I guess.
CandySteele @weightwhat Oh OUCH. I think there's a certain temperature that is considered unsafe in that area.
weightwhat @CandySteele Couldn't be worse than waxing, right? Hmmm... Waxing first may be a good idea.
CandySteele @weightwhat True. Wouldn't want to lose any pink bedazzles. And duct tape would ruin the effect.
weightwhat I just can't figure out why, but I can't get the song "Rhinestone Cowboy" out of my head...
katdish @weightwhat I'm reviewing Easter candy on Thursday. Any requests?
weightwhat @katdish Well, of course I'm going to say Cadbury Eggs. And someone to videotape you eating them.
weightwhat @katdish Do you have chocolate bunny ears? You know, just the ears?
weightwhat @katdish And just for scientific purposes, maybe you should see how many Peeps you can fit in your mouth at one time.
katdish @weightwhat Me and Cadbury eggs? That will never happen. The bunny hears? I can make that happen.
weightwhat @katdish C'mon katdish, it's for the children.
weightwhat @Helenatrandom - Psst! Tell @katdish you want her to try Cadbury Eggs!
katdish @Helenatrandom Don't listen to @weightwhat. She's not the boss of you.
weightwhat @katdish Then who am I the boss of?
katdish @weightwhat Well I don't know...How about @brk8thru?
weightwhat @katdish Okay, I'll boss @br8kthru around. He needs to be bossed around.
katdish @weightwhat Yes, and I think he likes it.
katdish @weightwhat TWSS
weightwhat @katdish YESH!
sarahmsalter @weightwhat @Helenatrandom Okay, why is it that when you talk to a man, they either hear what they want to hear or nothing at all? GAA!
weightwhat @sarahmsalter Very small brains. They can only process so much.
Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter Seriously? In the womb, testosterone kills and disconnects a communication connector in their brain. They NEVER know what
Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter anyone is saying, and live in hope that they guess right. They usually guess optimistically, as well. Bless their hearts.
sarahmsalter @weightwhat @Helenatrandom How many times should I have to repeat myself?
Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter With a 4 yo, the answer is three times. With men, it is until they understand what you are telling them.
weightwhat @sarahmsalter Don't repeat yourself, it will only confuse them more. Just use a 2x4.
What? That's not enough for you? Really? Well then, head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see who else has joined in the Twitter H0-down. It's for the children.
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3 comments:
Okay, I want to know why you are shutting me out again. My sad life needs a little pick-me-up (no matter how trivial).
Other than that, good stuff (TWSS)
I died over that first video..I watched it 3x. I'm a horrible father bwahahahaha it was great!
Hilarious!
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