Okay, this could be my shortest Twitter Ho-down post ever. Say it isn't so! Really Twitter, it isn't you. It's me. Although... If you were to stop trying to tell me who to follow... Anyway, on to the Ho-down!
I'm reliving my glory days. That's right, I'm eating ramen noodles.
Eating some Boston Baked Beans. The package says "artificially flavored candy coated peanuts." Artificially flavored as what, I wonder?
There was a substitute bus driver today. I don't think he was prepared for the jammies.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section of a pool. (RT @stacyasmallSFL)
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week. (RT @funnyoneliners)
stylist: So youre a stay at home mom with kids in school. What do you do all day? Me: Sometimes I nap. Sometimes I bemoan my fate. It varies (RT @stacyasmallSFL)
I'm here! I know. You're thrilled.
The ones I may or may not have tweeted in DM's - I admit to nothing
And it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire. The ring of fire.
You could always stick a cork in your butt.
Don't you want a sparkly clean bowel?
Was there mass hysteria?
Maybe you should make your own card. Congratulations on carrying your step-brother's baby. Best wishes finding him a good therapist.
Reality is overrated.
There you go again, trying to force reality on me.
Who do you think you are, me?
Would you like to hear about my incredible flatulence?
Thar she blows!
Welcome to my life.
I would, but what would I put on the invitations?
But did that stop me from getting on the twitter...? Nah.
The ones that are a little bit longer
ImAPennyPincher Does anyone else have that one "slightly off" friend on Facebook that makes really random comments about your status or is it just me?
weightwhat @ImAPennyPincher Hey, I'm a little more than slightly off. Give me some credit, huh?
ImAPennyPincher I have tweeted more today that I have in the last 3 months. Saying random stuff on the web just seems kinda weird to me.
TheRustedChain Bahaha! Made me choke on my coffee!
weightwhat Okay, I'm trying tweetdeck. So far, I'm completely confused.
Schnik That's not entirely out of the normal for you, though, is it?
weightwhat I should probably do a Pleasantly Disturbed post, but what to write? Okay people, what am I disturbed about?
The ones that are even longer
beckfromfrogandtoad The Baby wrote "zombies are extinct people" yesterday. With no assistance. She is both smart AND weird.
And the 'why don't you just post the whole conversation' ones
Schnik OH: "who needs friends when you have Fried Pie"
Schnik Good point!
weightwhat Okay, I'm awake. Now what?
Yup, that's all of it. Can you believe it? Hopefully I'll have more for you next week. If not, blame Katdish. She loves that.