Okay, I'm finally getting my post up for the Twitter Ho-down over at Fellowship of the Traveling Smartypants. I'm a little behind. Which is better than being a big behind. But that's a whole 'nother post entirely...
Slower than molasses in January. #howslowistwittertoday
Huh. I think it's moving backwards. #howslowistwittertoday
And the snail pulls into the lead! #howslowistwittertoday
Was that a tumbleweed? #howslowistwittertoday
Ever continue to sit in front of the computer even though you really have to pee just because you're afraid of missing something on Twitter?
Yeah, me neither.
I think my teeth are floating. #Ireallyneedtopee
Are my eyes turning yellow? #Ireallyneedtopee
Okay, who turned on the babbling brook soundtrack? #Ireallyneedtopee
Low-lying areas are now no longer under a flood warning. #Ipeed
Could someone just bring me some food and put it in my mouth for me? Thanks.
That's it. I'm taking my Barbies and going home.
I'm here, but not really. Gotta get to bed. Just wanted to say hi and goodnight beforehand. I'm not addicted to Twitter. I can stop anytime.
A little bit longer ones
br8kthru @weightwhat I live to serve. God has a plan for my life, you know.
The ones that are even longer
.redclaydiaries Either a) The Twitter is cranky b) Tweetdeck is sabotaging me again, or c) Everyone's gone & left me alone. [crickets] Anybody there?
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
sarahmsalter @weightwhat LOL! Yes and no. I live way out in the country in a county well-known for 1 thing: its active Ku Klux Klan back in the day.
BridgetChumbley I need a Fun Friday idea... I'm feeling very boring today!
So there you go. I know. It's just not a weekend until you've read my Twitter post. But now your life is complete. You're welcome.