Sunday, July 19, 2009

Life is Funny - Potty Talk

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It's a new week and time for more Life is Funny! Can it get any better than this? Get your story ready and join in below!

Okay, I'll admit it. I enjoy some potty humor once in a while. Maybe more than once in a while. Anyway, I just can't help myself this week. I'm going to share some potty humor with you. Now don't worry, I won't be asking you to pull my finger. Although...

My friend once told me about a shopping trip with her young son. She was in the, ahem, feminine products aisle trying to make her selection. Don't we always try to get out of that area as quickly as possible ladies? Anyway, while she was deciding on her purchase, a man walked into the aisle. Her sweet little boy looked up at the man and said, "My mommy puts those in her butt!" That sure sped up her decision making...

Once I was in a public restroom and there was a little girl in the stall next to me. She was singing a song about Johnny Appleseed as she was doing her business. Cute, huh? I almost fell of my toilet when the song started to get, well, strained. "Johnny Apuuuuuulllllseeeeeed!" I hope that everything came out okay in the end...

And last, but not least, was something a guy friend overheard in a public restroom. I was with a group of friends from church at a fast food restaurant when "J" excused himself to go to the bathroom. He returned shortly after, laughing so hard that he was crying. Of course, we all wanted to know what happened. He told us that he heard the guy in the stall next to him say, "Hey! When did I eat corn?" And yes, we all watched to see who came out of the bathroom next...

Now it's your turn. Ready to play? Here's what you do.


1. Anytime this week, blog about what in life you find funny. It could be something that happened during the week, your general impression about why life is funny, or even just your favorite joke. Be creative!


2. Please put a link to my blog in your post. And I'd appreciate it if you'd add my carnival button (made for me by Andie - thanks so much Andie!) to your post. To make this easy, I've put the code to do so under my blog button on my sidebar to the right.


3. After you've posted, come back here and sign up on Mr. Linky below. For the first box, put your name and your blog (example: Wendy @ Weight...What?), then your URL in the second box. Make sure you link directly to your "Life is Funny" post (not to your main page) so we can all read what you have to say.


4. Visit all the other participants and see what they have to say, even if you don't have a blog of your own. And very important: Comment, comment, comment! Oh, how we love getting comments...


5. If you Twitter, please tweet about this - the more participants, the merrier! So go out and spread the laughter! I can't wait to see what everyone has to say!


6 comments:

Heather said...

When you say potty humor you mean potty humor!
I'll be laughing all day long thinking about this because thank you very much I was just taking a sip of coffee as I started to read! When will I ever learn!?

Helen said...

"When did I eat corn?"

Don't we all ask that question sooner or later?

Nick the Geek said...

That corn just hangs around for ages doesn't it?

katdish said...

As you can see from my twitter pic, I have long, thick hair. It's everywhere, I tell ya! So it is not uncommon to see my cat or dog running around whilst seemingly be chased by their own excrement because they have inadvertantly swallowed one of my long hairs.

You're welcome.

Nick the Geek said...

katdish ... ewww but what does that have to do with Tom?

Tiffany said...

Um, so we've been eating a lot of beets lately (from the yummy farmer's market), and my lovely husband just had to enlighten me the other day by showing me what color they turn his poo - yes it turned the water purple! Eewwww!