Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Are bra snacks kosher?


Oh, how I love my statcounter! Well, most of the time anyway. I don't have many kind words for it when no one is stopping by my blog. But the one thing that always tickles me is the "Recent Keyword Activity" - what people have Googled to get to my site. I posted about this once before and I figured it was about time to do it again. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Bring on the crazy!

do grapes go bad; do raisins go bad; Advertisement "What? Raisins!"; "raisin picking"

Apparently I am the go-to person when it comes to all things grape and/or raisin. I get this search ALL. THE. TIME. So once again for those who missed it, raisins are always bad.

first snowflake freakout lady

Another biggie here. Even now that it's summer. Blog about a popular commercial and they will come.

dirty belly button kids; bellybutton cheese; odd things in my bellybutton; "chees bellybutton"; Can I put stuff in my belly button; they're in my belly; look at all bellybutton

Much like the whole raisin/grape issue, belly buttons are also an area of expertise for me. It's a gift.

African Anteater Ritual; What do anteaters weigh; African ritual; what are anteaters weight

Will the depth of my knowledge never cease to amaze you? I'm all about the African Anteater.

Krazy glue on skin and teeth; Krazy Glue Alternatives; stronger than crazy glue

Krazy glue on your teeth? Really? How would you explain that one?

Wendy weight

None of your business! Hmph!

bubble butts; bubblebutts; bubbles buuts; How to make target butts

Bubbles buuts? Is that even bigger than a bubble butt? And Sherri? I'm not talking about you this time either.

sprayers who spray shutters

Insert nervous twitch here.

burnt offerings joke

Clearly my grilling skills are legendary.

it's supposed not to be looked like that


Mr. Linky broken

Wow, sounds like a personal problem...

funny writing about Walmart

I'm guessing there was a lot to choose from on this one. Walmart is a funny place...

mushy gushy

This one came from Japan. I just love saying mushy gushy.

dog clucking

Of course that would bring you to my blog. Makes perfect sense.

"think like Mr. Gopher"; I'm alright gofer

Has Bill Murray been trying to find me again?

wight funny storys with misster wight

Yeah, I have no idea. But I googled it just now and my blog is the first to come up. I'm number 1! Woo-hoo!


This one came from Pakistan. Am I screwing up Pakistani kids now? *snort* Also see here, here, here, and here.

rack release thumb screw; the pleasure of the torture rack

Uh, yeah.

Okay, okay. I'll stop. But there's more. Lots more. Why? Because crazy people use Google, too. I love that about crazy people.

Now how about heading over to the Life is Funny blog carnival? No Googling required.


Candace Jean July 16 said...

What, no monkey butt??

Wendy said...

Candy - Apparently there's a huge lack of monkey butt on my blog. Such a sad story.

PamperingBeki said...

Hilarious! A good laugh in the morning makes me feel mushy gushy.

(Mine have gotten boring lately - "pamperingbeki" "jewelry" ... Blah. I miss the funny ones!)

Helen said...

And Annie K, boobs. But at least you have sado masochists.

Such The Spot said...

Where do these people come from? And how much time must they have on their idle hands?

Steph @Red Clay Diaries said...

Don't think I didn't notice that you titled THIS post in a way to gain even more strange searches.

Not that I was searching for bra snacks or anything...


sherri said...

Hey, leave my butt outta' this!

Wendy said...

Steph - Did you know that your blog comes up when googling bra snacks? Yup. Just checked.

katdish said...

Ah...but do you get hits from Pornographic Cheese Butler? You know what my 2nd highest search is after katdish?

Annie K's boobs. They're legendary I tell ya!

The Fat Dietitian said...

My weirdest searches have been for "nude dietitians" and "sugar cookie s*x." I am sure they were disappointed when they got to my site! Perhaps that can be a new feature for Playboy... nude dietitians. I am sure men all over the country have that fantasy! lol.

Amy said...

Hilarious! About the only weird searches that land folks on my blog are the ones dealing with cocoa beans...and I am amazed at what people want to do with them! Decorating, landscaping...why don't they stick to EATING them in a yummy form??? :)