Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Parenting 101 - The beginning

It has come to my attention that some of you out there are not yet parents. I figured this out using my keen observation and by reading the following letter:

Dear Wendy,

We are not parents yet, but would like to be. Can you help us?

Signed,
Desperate to Use Your Parenting 101 Tips

Being the helpful sort that I am, I will give my expert guidance on the subject. How does one *ahem* become a parent in the first place? The following video should explain everything very clearly.

You're welcome.

12 comments:

Helen said...

Sometimes even when a couple conjugates very well, the result isn't parenthood.

Did I ever mention that when I was in grammar school, I learned some Spanish, and in High School I took German for four years? So you KNOW I know how to conjugate, lady! ;-)

Ginny (MAD21) said...

LOL! Where in the world do you find these, Wendy. Hmmm. Maybe I don't want to know...

Casey said...

Oh my word Wendy you are hilarious!

Even though we have 3 kids, this video was a great refresher. I shall pass on it on the Mr.

Bridget Chumbley said...

Wendy, it is so good to have you back!!!!

Wendy said...

Helen - Yes, but have you tried the clown suit? No guarantees there, but it would add to the "not only a stiff upper lip."

Heart2Heart said...

Seriously, someone left this as a comment or emailed you? I didn't know that people didn't know how God's plan worked!

Love and Hugs ~ Kat

Rebecca on The Homefront said...

I became a parent by ordering them through the Sears catalog, just like my mother taught me. This video was most eye-opening, Wendy, I had no idea about conjugation!

Wendy said...

Rebecca - It seems that most people have no idea about conjugation. It's a good thing that I'm here to share my vast wealth of knowledge.

Nick the Geek said...

Conjugating regular verbs is really easy, but those irregular verbs can be a pain.

JML said...

That. Was. Amazing.

Great video!

Teena in Toronto said...

Happy blogoversary!

sherri said...

It's official. You're messed up.