Another week of Twitter happenings. Yes, it's time for the Twitter Ho-down! I didn't do a whole lot of tweeting this week, so it will be interesting to see what I come up with for this post...
I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here today...
I love Twitter.
Okay, who wants to entertain me?
All I want is to be able to hibernate. Is that really asking too much?
You know what's really great? The sound a dog makes right before she throws up. Know what else is great? Having to clean off danglers.
I'm up waaaaaay too early. Now why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and throw some lemon juice on it?
A little bit longer ones
buzzbyannies @billycoffey I hope not. Waxed eyebrows, manicured nails, mullet and flannel wife beater? I'm just not seeing it.
weightwhat @PamperingBeki I hope she at least bought you dinner first.
becca_homefront RT @weightwhat Parenting 101: Shopping made easy. You believe me, right? http://bit.ly/fx6oa (Best Parenting on the Web)
weightwhat @becca_homefront Were you able to type that with a straight face? ;o)
The ones that are even longer
redclaydiaries Feeling guilty for vegging, I got up. Instantly exhausted. Vegging recommenced.
redclaydiaries @weightwhat Thank you. I shall now consider myself ordered to veg. So let it be done.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
Helenatrandom @weightwhat I have been sitting here for over half an hour trying to think of something spiritual for a Sunday post...it is not happening...
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Lo, I have a painful disease in my loins...
Helenatrandom @weightwhat Sorry, that is a special verse for dming special followers...
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Or for cross-stitching onto a pillow.
Helenatrandom @weightwhat A very special pillow...
weightwhat @Helenatrandom Everyone needs a special pillow in their lives.
Helenatrandom @weightwhat If I could cross stitch, mine would say "Like a unicorn without a rainbow is a woman without a man to boss around ..."
weightwhat @Helenatrandom That pretty much says it all right there, doesn't it?
weightwhat Oh, and Twinkletoes? You'll always be eyecandy to me.
So there you go. A short Twitter post from me. I clearly need to spend more time on Twitter. Maybe next week...