I know, I know. I'm late getting my Twitter post up. These things happen. At least I'm getting a post up now. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The one liners
weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, are you talking about me? Carry on.
Gotta get my post up... Ooo! Something shiny!
weightwhat @sarahmsalter So it's to be torture then, huh?
weightwhat @BridgetChumbley I think they may find that fried pies are the cure to all that ails us.
weightwhat @katdish - Okay, you're back now. Stop turning into a bird.
Know what's really fun? Trying to get your daughter to pee in a cup without getting in the line of fire. Yeah, it's great.
weightwhat @Helenatrandom I haven't been able to come up with one. Just can't seem to wrap my brain around obedience...
weightwhat @makeadiff21 Did you need some cheese to go with your whine?
weightwhat @makeadiff21 Wow, I've got to watch the way I type. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm sing-songy. That would totally blow my image.
weightwhat @Helenatrandom You totally are a rebel. I've always thought that about you.
weightwhat @sarahmsalter Has anyone told you that you're very bossy?
weightwhat @HerbieGookins Someone's a stinker and it's you.
RT @NutTheSquirrel How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? // I'd like to know that myself.
RT @badbanana Don't you hate it when time travelers from the future want a photo with you but then refuse to say why they're laughing?
Okay, this picture (titled "Eye Contact") is freaking me out... http://bit.ly/HlYZh Look carefully...
stretchmarkmama Sing us some notes, you're the piano man: http://bit.ly/3AfL7P (via @janakid) #hilarious
A little bit longer ones
marni71 I'm eating lunch and just dropped a bean down into my shirt. And I can't find it. Now I'm disturbed.
HerbieGookins What's a good encouragement verse? I need one of those for a letter I'm writing...
HerbieGookins I just bought New York brand Texas toast. That seems wrong. And funny.
The ones that are even longer
katdish @redclaydiaries @HerbieGookins @weightwhat We should start the #FOTTSP Ad Agency! How's this: Volvo - They're boxy, but safe!
weightwhat @katdish How about: VO5 Gel for Men - Holding down comb-overs for the last 50 years.
Okay, doctor's appointment in 45 minutes. Guess I should get dressed. Dr. might not take my jammies as well as the bus driver does.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
Good to know that the U of Florida is ready for a zombie attack. http://bit.ly/SdS6p
Now that was relatively painless, wasn't it? Tune in next week for more Twitter fun!