Shortest Twitter post ever

Gather 'round boys and girls - it's Twitter Ho-down time! After Wendy is done sharing, why don't you go over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see what everyone else has to share. And remember, sharing is fun!

The one-liners

My daughter asked if she could have a popsicle for breakfast. Requires no effort on my part, so yes, have a popsicle. I'm mom of the year.

Trust me pajamas, I'm just as upset about this as you are. But hey, we'll always have Wal Mart. (RT @MrBigFists)

The kiddo goes back to school today. I wonder if the bus driver has missed my jammies.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh? (RT @funnyoneliners)

Okay, gotta go work in the kiddo's classroom now. Why must I be so responsible?

A little bit longer ones

weightwhat Doggie torture and dancing plastic thingies: A Saturday Silliness post. http://tinyurl.com/yhs8nyc You know you wanna look.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I'm frightened... Very frightened...

weightwhat @sarahmsalter When aren't you when it comes to my posts?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hola. And I really mean that.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Yes, I feel the sincerity emanating from your previous tweet.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter I am nothing if not sincere with my greetings.

The ones that are even longer

marni71 I'm waiting for @katdish and @redclaydiaries to be on her so I can mock the fact my kids are in school and theirs aren't. #anticipation.

weightwhat @marni71 Ooo! I love a good mocking!

marni71 @weightwhat I know! Aren't they the BEST? Have you mocked someone today yet?

weightwhat @marni71 I have not. At least, not to my full potential. I must need more coffee.

billycoffey @sarahmsalter Yes. Send me Skittles.

sarahmsalter @billycoffey Sour or regular?

billycoffey @sarahmsalter Sour. It'll match my mood.

weightwhat @billycoffey Is someone wearing a soggy diaper that leaks?

billycoffey @weightwhat Raising my hand now.



And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

br8kthru @weightwhat Hey there! I was beginning to wonder if you had left us for a younger social networking site...

weightwhat @br8kthru I would never do that to you, Twinkletoes. I'd miss the sweater vest way too much.

br8kthru @weightwhat I thought my tweets were saggin' a bit too much for you so you went for greener pastures... :)

weightwhat @br8kthru It's not you, it's me...

br8kthru @weightwhat uh huh, where have I heard that before? I don't like where this is going...

weightwhat @br8kthru Can we still be friends?

pagan43 @br8kthru " saggin tweets" Oh my....Shock and Snort...

weightwhat @pagan43 Okay, I must be really tired to have missed out on that opportunity to get @br8kthru... Have to remedy that.

weightwhat @br8kthru A little late, but TWSS. How long have your tweets been sagging?

br8kthru @weightwhat I hear there's a program that will lift your tweets, but it's pretty expensive...

weightwhat @br8kthru Well if you'd kept them warm, like your cockles, you wouldn't be having this problem.

I know. It's a short post. But like I said, I've been busy. Hopefully I'll be able to better help Twitter stay in business again soon. It's tough being me.