(In case you were wondering what my boyfriend was doing this holiday season.)
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I couldn't find a gift that conveys my general dislike for you, so I got you this fruitcake instead. (RT @thedayhascome)
Funny, I don't remember Toys R Us having been a joyless soul-sucking black hole of misery when I was a kid. (RT @superfantastic)
Dear Santa, Define "naughty." Love, Wendy
I don't like crafty homemade ornaments. I like them store-bought, like Jesus did. (RT @MarinkaNYC)
Why? Why?! WHY?! I'm now afraid of Christmas cards. http://tinyurl.com/y8f5eeh
It's 5:40 am and yes, I have been awake for the last 2 hours. Can I please borrow a rubber mallet from someone?
I'm having a rip-roaring New Year's Eve here. Just me and my apple cinnamon herbal tea. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?
Brian_Russell Walked by women holding thongs up to thmselves as someone (older man) they knew walked by and greeted them. #awkward
PamperingBeki Taco Bell called my name for dinner and I answered. In other news, I should start working out again...
makeadiff21 Ok. Should I be worried that my 3 yo knows what a conga line is?
katdish You'd better watch out, he's coming to town! http://twitpic.com/uvzek
katdish And frankly, he's not amused. http://twitpic.com/uvzo9
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
sarahmsalter @katdish I understand. I have a headache trying to start. So, I'm going to eat Japanese for lunch. It can only make me feel better, right?
So there you go, the first twitter post of the new year. Things are looking up already now, aren't they?