Where has this week gone? No, really. Where has it gone? I've been sick all week and I think I missed out on stuff. Good thing there's always the Twitter...
Okay, who still has some of their Christmas decorations up? ...Why am I the only one raising my hand?
I love me some Sleep Talkin' Man! "I'm here! I know, I brighten the room. Everything's better." Think he sounds like me?
I'm thinking of making a fitness video: Coughing Your Way to 6-Pack Abs.
When did I eat corn? #thoughtsonthetoilet
I wonder if the bus driver is confused when I show up at the bus stop in the afternoon in my jammies...
Ode to the Sleep Talkin' Man (Yes, these are things he says in his sleep.)
"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me." #stm
"Horray for me! Yup, I said it. Now the rest of you can join in." #stm
"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day." #stm
"So many little people. Pet them on the head. pet pet pet pet pet...." #stm
"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce." #stm
"Deedoo. It's a deedoo. A deedoo...Oh, it's not a deedoo. I have no idea what it is." #stm
"I'm trying not to laugh. But your face! Your face! Oh, please look away. Please?" #stm
"Skipping to work makes everything better." #stm
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for." #stm
"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope." #stm
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun." #stm
"Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus." #stm
A little bit longer ones
katdish Sorry people! I'm busy CHANGING LIVES here!
TheRustedChain Trying to talk my hubby into taking me to my favorite Mexican restaurant for dinner...
beckfromfrogandtoad My kids are crabby and pugnacious.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
Helenatrandom When is it okay to tell someone they are "badgertastic"?
What? Haven't gotten your fill of tweets? Then head on over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and see what others had to tweet. Inquiring minds want to know.