Why yes, I did take time out of my busy schedule to tweet this week. Aren't you lucky to be able to share this with me?
Having a wild Saturday night. On twitter. Such a sad story.
I don't pretend to have all the answers. I just pretend that the answers I do have are correct. (RT @MrBigFists)
I'm sorry... Did I just roll my eyes out loud? (RT @razorwitted )
Gonna go make dinner now. And by "make," I mean reheat stuff.
Okay, gotta go put the frozen stuff away. Yes, I had to check twitter beforehand. I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time.
I'm multi-tasking! Go ahead. Be amazed.
I'm tired of my wife dressing me with her eyes. (RT @thedayhascome)
A little bit longer ones
jewda4 Me going to the gym without a workout plan = ineffective. I'll have to meet with a personal trainer on Monday.
The ones that are even longer
Helenatrandom Turkey breast almost ready to come out of the oven. Good, because I am hungry. No breakfast. By time I was back from errands, lunchtime..
weightwhat Okay, who wants to entertain me now?
weightwhat Ollie ollie oxen free!
weightwhat Okay, so who wants to entertain me?