Friday, January 22, 2010

The tweet heard 'round the world


Why yes, I did take time out of my busy schedule to tweet this week. Aren't you lucky to be able to share this with me?

The one-liners

Having a wild Saturday night. On twitter. Such a sad story.

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I just pretend that the answers I do have are correct. (RT @MrBigFists)

I'm sorry... Did I just roll my eyes out loud? (RT @razorwitted )

Gonna go make dinner now. And by "make," I mean reheat stuff.

Okay, gotta go put the frozen stuff away. Yes, I had to check twitter beforehand. I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time.

I'm multi-tasking! Go ahead. Be amazed.


I'm tired of my wife dressing me with her eyes. (RT @thedayhascome)

A little bit longer ones

katdish @marni71 I love weird. But you already knew that...

marni71 @katdish This is true. Otherwise, how else could you explain @weightwhat 's presence in your life?

weightwhat @marni71 Hey now!

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Sorry, I'm leaving to get some actual exercise. Talk amongst yourself.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Like I wasn't doing that already...

sarahmsalter @billycoffey Honey Pickle, you just set down and put yer feet up. Get you some tea and relax!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Honey Pickle?! TWSS!

buzzbyannies @CandySteele @marni71 I never twitter before coffee. That could be dangerous. It's like not being on your game.

weightwhat @buzzbyannies I dunno... I do some of my best twittering before coffee in the morning. Undecipherable, but fantastic.

jewda4 Me going to the gym without a workout plan = ineffective. I'll have to meet with a personal trainer on Monday.

weightwhat @jewda4 You mean just showing up isn't enough? Drats. Now what am I gonna do with all that spandex and the leg warmers?

sarahmsalter @billycoffey I won't pout if you don't.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter But can I pout? I love a good pout.

The ones that are even longer

Helenatrandom Turkey breast almost ready to come out of the oven. Good, because I am hungry. No breakfast. By time I was back from errands, lunchtime..

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Mmmm... Turkey...

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hey there!! Turkey breast!!! bowchickabowbow....

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I hope you at least took that turkey out for a nice meal before fondling its breast...

weightwhat Okay, who wants to entertain me now?

weightwhat Ollie ollie oxen free!

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Who's Ollie? And whose oxen did he set free?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Apparently, Ollie is the guy who scared everyone off of the twitter. Maybe by the use of stampeding oxen.

billycoffey Did I get published because I was lucky or because I worked hard? Both? Neither? ~

weightwhat @billycoffey I think it was the hat. But I could be wrong.

billycoffey @weightwhat @katdish I'm just a walking hat rack to you people, aren't I?

weightwhat @billycoffey Well, yes. And man candy. You're very well-rounded.

And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

weightwhat Okay, so who wants to entertain me?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I thought you were here to entertain us.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, I showed up. Don't you find that entertaining?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Well, yeah. We could say the same thing to you, though.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter No. I'm much more difficult to please. TWSS.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Yeah, I think I'll refrain from commenting on that.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why Sarah?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Because anything I say could totally get me in trouble.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why do you deny me my fun?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Why must I embarrass myself to help you have fun?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You don't get the whole 'point and laugh' concept, do you?

There you go. Now you can make it though the weekend. Will the blessings never end?


Casey said...

Funny stuff! I felt I needed to leave a comment since I haven't in so long, but I can't think of anything witty or funny to say. So.... I am leaving you a comment letting you know that I am leaving you a comment. Clever huh. Being sick and trying to be funny is NOT my thing.... yeah that's it. :)

Helen said...

Yeah, you skipped part of the turkey convo. That's okay. I sse how you are.... I signed off that day saying that it was time to nibble at a turkey's breast! Pure Gold!!

The Perfect Trio said...

that is abou the funniest thing i've read all week! no, it IS the funniest! thanks for the laugh!


♥ Kathy said...

I love the comic and y'all have way more fun on twitter than i do lol

jasonS said...

Other than a shocking lack of conversation with me (I knew you were avoiding me), this was funny... :)

katdish said...

Oh, sweet Sarah! She's easy pickins isn't she?

Oh, that was fun!