The tweet heard 'round the world

Why yes, I did take time out of my busy schedule to tweet this week. Aren't you lucky to be able to share this with me?


The one-liners

Having a wild Saturday night. On twitter. Such a sad story.

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I just pretend that the answers I do have are correct. (RT @MrBigFists)

I'm sorry... Did I just roll my eyes out loud? (RT @razorwitted )

Gonna go make dinner now. And by "make," I mean reheat stuff.

Okay, gotta go put the frozen stuff away. Yes, I had to check twitter beforehand. I don't have a problem. I can stop at any time.

I'm multi-tasking! Go ahead. Be amazed.

I'm tired of my wife dressing me with her eyes. (RT @thedayhascome)

A little bit longer ones

katdish @marni71 I love weird. But you already knew that...

marni71 @katdish This is true. Otherwise, how else could you explain @weightwhat 's presence in your life?

weightwhat @marni71 Hey now!

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Sorry, I'm leaving to get some actual exercise. Talk amongst yourself.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries Like I wasn't doing that already...

sarahmsalter @billycoffey Honey Pickle, you just set down and put yer feet up. Get you some tea and relax!

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Honey Pickle?! TWSS!

buzzbyannies @CandySteele @marni71 I never twitter before coffee. That could be dangerous. It's like not being on your game.

weightwhat @buzzbyannies I dunno... I do some of my best twittering before coffee in the morning. Undecipherable, but fantastic.

jewda4 Me going to the gym without a workout plan = ineffective. I'll have to meet with a personal trainer on Monday.

weightwhat @jewda4 You mean just showing up isn't enough? Drats. Now what am I gonna do with all that spandex and the leg warmers?

sarahmsalter @billycoffey I won't pout if you don't.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter But can I pout? I love a good pout.

The ones that are even longer

Helenatrandom Turkey breast almost ready to come out of the oven. Good, because I am hungry. No breakfast. By time I was back from errands, lunchtime..

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Mmmm... Turkey...

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Hey there!! Turkey breast!!! bowchickabowbow....

weightwhat @Helenatrandom I hope you at least took that turkey out for a nice meal before fondling its breast...

weightwhat Okay, who wants to entertain me now?

weightwhat Ollie ollie oxen free!

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Who's Ollie? And whose oxen did he set free?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Apparently, Ollie is the guy who scared everyone off of the twitter. Maybe by the use of stampeding oxen.

billycoffey Did I get published because I was lucky or because I worked hard? Both? Neither? ~ http://bit.ly/4JWuMO

weightwhat @billycoffey I think it was the hat. But I could be wrong.

billycoffey @weightwhat @katdish I'm just a walking hat rack to you people, aren't I?

weightwhat @billycoffey Well, yes. And man candy. You're very well-rounded.



And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

weightwhat Okay, so who wants to entertain me?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat I thought you were here to entertain us.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Hey, I showed up. Don't you find that entertaining?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Well, yeah. We could say the same thing to you, though.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter No. I'm much more difficult to please. TWSS.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Yeah, I think I'll refrain from commenting on that.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why Sarah?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Because anything I say could totally get me in trouble.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Why do you deny me my fun?

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Why must I embarrass myself to help you have fun?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter You don't get the whole 'point and laugh' concept, do you?


There you go. Now you can make it though the weekend. Will the blessings never end?