You've waited for it all week and now it's here - the Twitter Ho-down! Feel free to get into the fetal positions, smack your head and try to find a happy place.
One thing parenting has taught me is how to fight like a kid. No it hasn't. Yes it has. No it hasn't. Yes it has. Oh this is so not fair. (RT @stretchmarkmama )
Men. (insert eye roll here)
Twitter saved me from a terrifying keeping-my-thoughts-to-myself addiction. (RT @debihope)
I always have the strangest dreams after eating Mexican food. I like to refer to them as "jallucinations". (RT @MrBigFists )
The munchkin is complaining she's hungry. Better feed her before she turns cannibal.
A little bit longer ones
br8kthru I'm drinking English Breakfast tea in the afternoon. Yes, I am such a rebel. And no, I cannot be tamed.
weightwhat @br8kthru I would, but there's no way a doughnut would make it that far. And no, that's not chocolate smeared around my mouth.
br8kthru @weightwhat why must you provoke me? & when are we going to have those food replicators like on Star Trek so I don't have to wait...
weightwhat Bus stop time!
There you go. You may resume your daily activities, but only after your head over to Katdish's blog and enter to win something from my etsy shop. Go on now. Don't make me turn the hose on ya.