Oh, how I love my statcounter! Well, most of the time anyway. I don't have many kind words for it when no one is stopping by my blog. But the one thing that always tickles me is the "Recent Keyword Activity" - what people have Googled to get to my site. I posted about this once before and I figured it was about time to do it again. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Bring on the crazy!
do grapes go bad; do raisins go bad; Advertisement "What? Raisins!"; "raisin picking"
Apparently I am the go-to person when it comes to all things grape and/or raisin. I get this search ALL. THE. TIME. So once again for those who missed it, raisins are always bad.
first snowflake freakout lady
Another biggie here. Even now that it's summer. Blog about a popular commercial and they will come.
dirty belly button kids; bellybutton cheese; odd things in my bellybutton; "chees bellybutton"; Can I put stuff in my belly button; they're in my belly; look at all bellybutton
Much like the whole raisin/grape issue, belly buttons are also an area of expertise for me. It's a gift.
African Anteater Ritual; What do anteaters weigh; African ritual; what are anteaters weight
Will the depth of my knowledge never cease to amaze you? I'm all about the African Anteater.
Krazy glue on skin and teeth; Krazy Glue Alternatives; stronger than crazy glue
Krazy glue on your teeth? Really? How would you explain that one?
Wendy weight
None of your business! Hmph!
bubble butts; bubblebutts; bubbles buuts; How to make target butts
Bubbles buuts? Is that even bigger than a bubble butt? And Sherri? I'm not talking about you this time either.
sprayers who spray shutters
burnt offerings joke
Clearly my grilling skills are legendary.
it's supposed not to be looked like that
Mr. Linky broken
Wow, sounds like a personal problem...
funny writing about Walmart
I'm guessing there was a lot to choose from on this one. Walmart is a funny place...
mushy gushy
This one came from Japan. I just love saying mushy gushy.
dog clucking
Of course that would bring you to my blog. Makes perfect sense.
"think like Mr. Gopher"; I'm alright gofer
Has Bill Murray been trying to find me again?
wight funny storys with misster wight
Yeah, I have no idea. But I googled it just now and my blog is the first to come up. I'm number 1! Woo-hoo!
parenting
This one came from Pakistan. Am I screwing up Pakistani kids now? *snort* Also see here, here, here, and here.
rack release thumb screw; the pleasure of the torture rack
Okay, okay. I'll stop. But there's more. Lots more. Why? Because crazy people use Google, too. I love that about crazy people.
Now how about heading over to the Life is Funny blog carnival? No Googling required.
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