Are bra snacks kosher?

Oh, how I love my statcounter! Well, most of the time anyway. I don't have many kind words for it when no one is stopping by my blog. But the one thing that always tickles me is the "Recent Keyword Activity" - what people have Googled to get to my site. I posted about this once before and I figured it was about time to do it again. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Bring on the crazy!

do grapes go bad; do raisins go bad; Advertisement "What? Raisins!"; "raisin picking"

Apparently I am the go-to person when it comes to all things grape and/or raisin. I get this search ALL. THE. TIME. So once again for those who missed it, raisins are always bad.

first snowflake freakout lady

Another biggie here. Even now that it's summer. Blog about a popular commercial and they will come.

dirty belly button kids; bellybutton cheese; odd things in my bellybutton; "chees bellybutton"; Can I put stuff in my belly button; they're in my belly; look at all bellybutton

Much like the whole raisin/grape issue, belly buttons are also an area of expertise for me. It's a gift.

African Anteater Ritual; What do anteaters weigh; African ritual; what are anteaters weight

Will the depth of my knowledge never cease to amaze you? I'm all about the African Anteater.

Krazy glue on skin and teeth; Krazy Glue Alternatives; stronger than crazy glue

Krazy glue on your teeth? Really? How would you explain that one?

Wendy weight

None of your business! Hmph!

bubble butts; bubblebutts; bubbles buuts; How to make target butts

Bubbles buuts? Is that even bigger than a bubble butt? And Sherri? I'm not talking about you this time either.

sprayers who spray shutters

Insert nervous twitch here.

burnt offerings joke

Clearly my grilling skills are legendary.

it's supposed not to be looked like that

Huh?

Mr. Linky broken

Wow, sounds like a personal problem...

funny writing about Walmart

I'm guessing there was a lot to choose from on this one. Walmart is a funny place...

mushy gushy

This one came from Japan. I just love saying mushy gushy.

dog clucking

Of course that would bring you to my blog. Makes perfect sense.

"think like Mr. Gopher"; I'm alright gofer

Has Bill Murray been trying to find me again?

wight funny storys with misster wight

Yeah, I have no idea. But I googled it just now and my blog is the first to come up. I'm number 1! Woo-hoo!

parenting

This one came from Pakistan. Am I screwing up Pakistani kids now? *snort* Also see here, here, here, and here.

rack release thumb screw; the pleasure of the torture rack

Uh, yeah.

Okay, okay. I'll stop. But there's more. Lots more. Why? Because crazy people use Google, too. I love that about crazy people.

Now how about heading over to the Life is Funny blog carnival? No Googling required.

Unfortunately, Wendy...

I was reading a blog that was new to me today (Don't ask me which one because I'm not tellin' I can't remember.) and there was a fun meme suggested. Want to play along? Here's what you do: Google "unfortunately, (insert your name)" and see what comes up. You need to make sure you add the quotation marks when you do it. Why? I have no idea. But be a lemming with me and just do it. If you do this on your blog, make sure you let me know in the comment section so I can check yours out!

And now, some of my favorite results for "unfortunately, Wendy"...

Unfortunately, Wendy gets busted, the cops are called, and by the time she is able to pay her way out of jail and make it back to the grocery store, Lucy is gone.

Unfortunately, Wendy just can’t get to her final destination the way she wants.

Unfortunately, Wendy’s car breaks down in Oregon; her money is running out; she gets arrested for shoplifting dog food

Unfortunately, Wendy had to cancel at the last minute due to “emergency gum surgery"—a bad break for someone who tries to make a living by talking.


Unfortunately Wendy didn't make a good impression in this phone conversation

Unfortunately, Wendy found herself disheartened, some say because of her career, but no one really knows except maybe those closest to her.

Unfortunately, Wendy is broke and so is her car, which croaks somewhere in Oregon.

Unfortunately Wendy's life was plagued with a disease that affects so many American youth today

Unfortunately, Wendy has a choice, she needs to come back with $1000 or else her friend will get beaten up again.

Unfortunately, Wendy complains this last scenario is ridiculous, the "kind of thing Wile E. Coyote would dream up"

Unfortunately, Wendy said, she never woke up, so she didn't know how she knew this.

Unfortunately Wendy was suffering severely from a migraine so didn't enjoy the trip.

Unfortunately, Wendy's experience was not unusual.

Unfortunately, Wendy suffered an injury as a yearling that made her unsound for riding.

Unfortunately, Wendy is overbearing and insensitive and has no skill in dealing with people.

Unfortunately Wendy had a small injury while playing with another puppy on Sunday and was a bit lame.

Unfortunately, Wendy collided with what looked like a normal delivery van.

Unfortunately, Wendy's experience is hardly a fluke.

Unfortunately, Wendy became enamored with her own culinary skills, gained about seventy-five pounds and was no longer able to perform the sometimes-rigorous physical requirements of the job

Unfortunately Wendy is bedridden, so she cannot be there to cheer.

Unfortunately Wendy thought it was a little too loud.

Unfortunately, Wendy can’t do this without spluttering, so her favourite line; “yes or no” with which she ends every rant, comes out as “Yetthh or Noooaaww” .

Unfortunately, Wendy's call was fielded by my monosyllabic teenage son, so details of their adventures are sketchy or non-existant.

Unfortunately, Wendy beat me in Paper, Rock, Scissors.

Unfortunately Wendy had a terrible day today.

unfortunately wendy i’m pretty sure misogynists say that all the time.

Unfortunately, Wendy had other plans and in her panicky state, made me drive away to check out real hotels.

Unfortunately Wendy was slightly paranoid, and she couldn't hear exactly what was being said.

Unfortunately Wendy could not afford an ISS system to replace these worthless human-beings.

Wow, it's like they knew me...