It's time to play... Let's Make A Deal!
Monty Hall: Okay, Wendy, do you want what's behind door number one, door number two or door number three?
Me: Oh! It's so hard to choose! I think I'll go with door number two, Monty!
Monty: Jay, tell her what she's won!
Jay Stewart: She's won a new case of pneumonia! It comes with weeks worth of incredible chest pain, a hacking cough, and burning lungs! But wait, she's also won complete and total exhaustion!
Monty: Wow... What a great prize... But doesn't Carol Merrill look lovely modeling it?
Jay: Wow, that's a Zonk if I ever saw one...
Me: And to think... I never win anything.
Yes, I went to the doctor today and I've got pneumonia. Uncle already!
I guess I won't be exercising for a while...