Tweet Lite: All the calories but half the fun

Another week of Twitter happenings. Yes, it's time for the Twitter Ho-down! I didn't do a whole lot of tweeting this week, so it will be interesting to see what I come up with for this post...

The one liners

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Because I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom AAAA!!! You don't have to yell! I've soiled my armor!

I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here today...

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Shut doesn't go up, it closes. :oÞ

I love Twitter.

Okay, who wants to entertain me?

weightwhat RT @SBeeCreations @Helenatrandom I think you overbeat it. Need to leave some lumps. // Now that's advice you don't hear every day.

All I want is to be able to hibernate. Is that really asking too much?

weightwhat @marni71 AAAAA!!! Taxidermy!!!

weightwhat @billycoffey Thanks for the RT! The beef jerky is on it's way.

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Don't hurt yourself with all those TWSS's! You've got to pace yourself.

You know what's really great? The sound a dog makes right before she throws up. Know what else is great? Having to clean off danglers.

I'm up waaaaaay too early. Now why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and throw some lemon juice on it?


A little bit longer ones

buzzbyannies @billycoffey I hope not. Waxed eyebrows, manicured nails, mullet and flannel wife beater? I'm just not seeing it.

weightwhat @buzzbyannies Now that sounds like a Walmart shopper.



PamperingBeki I was groped by a yardsale shopper. http://bit.ly/z9twH

weightwhat @PamperingBeki I hope she at least bought you dinner first.



becca_homefront RT @weightwhat Parenting 101: Shopping made easy. You believe me, right? http://bit.ly/fx6oa (Best Parenting on the Web)

weightwhat @becca_homefront Were you able to type that with a straight face? ;o)



The ones that are even longer

redclaydiaries Feeling guilty for vegging, I got up. Instantly exhausted. Vegging recommenced.

weightwhat @redclaydiaries You should never neglect your veg. So let it be said, so let it be done.

redclaydiaries @weightwhat Thank you. I shall now consider myself ordered to veg. So let it be done.



And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I have been sitting here for over half an hour trying to think of something spiritual for a Sunday post...it is not happening...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Lo, I have a painful disease in my loins...

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Sorry, that is a special verse for dming special followers...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Or for cross-stitching onto a pillow.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat A very special pillow...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Everyone needs a special pillow in their lives.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat If I could cross stitch, mine would say "Like a unicorn without a rainbow is a woman without a man to boss around ..."

weightwhat @Helenatrandom That pretty much says it all right there, doesn't it?

Helenatrandom @br8kthru @weightwhat All she said was that the eyecandy comment wasn't related to @br8kthru or his sweater vest...

br8kthru @sarahmsalter kept saying I was not eye candy- same thing...

weightwhat Oh, and Twinkletoes? You'll always be eyecandy to me.

br8kthru @weightwhat why thank you. I'm bracing for a slam coming, but right now I'll take the compliment.

weightwhat @br8kthru Nope, no slam. Just eyecandy. What kind of candy do you want to be? (fighting the urge to suggest Nerds)

sarahmsalter @br8kthru Do you notice that the one thing we all seem to agree on is that you're candy? We must think you're sweet... ;-)

Helenatrandom @sarahmsalter Well, we also agree that Wendy and I should take over the world...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yes, we especially agree about that.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Watch LA NCIS tonight if you can... The guy who plays G is like the least difficult guy to look at on t.v. ! RAWR!

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Yes, he is babe-a-licious, but can he rock a sweater vest?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter I can't get my dvr to let me watch a different show than what's being recorded. Technical genius I am not.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Can you get your daughter to do it for you? Don't they come out of the womb knowing how to program technologcal things now?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Usually that's the case, but not with my daughter. Maybe I didn't get enough folic acid while I was pregnant.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Maybe you didn't play enough video games while pregnant. You know, like moms who play mozart so the kiddo will have music talent

Helenatrandom @weightwhat Start watching on find out! Do you have COMCAST because he is ONDEMAND! (Did I mention RAWR!?)

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Helen, please stop licking your computer screen. It's only a picture of him, not the real him.

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I was only cleaning the screen...

So there you go. A short Twitter post from me. I clearly need to spend more time on Twitter. Maybe next week...