Friday, February 19, 2010

Twitter: More proof that we have too much time on our hands

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Has it been another week already? Time just flies when you're on the Twitter. Yup. That's what she said.

The one-liners

My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3. (RT @Thaozilla )

This special moment brought to you by the letter 'P'... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc

I'm the man of the house and I'll do weekend chores when my wife says so. (RT @thedayhascome)

http://twitpic.com/130urv - BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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Happy Valentine's Day! Now where's my chocolate?

"I know it's a shame that when I walk out of a room it gets just a little bit darker and gray. It's a burden I carry." #stm

I should probably go take down the rest of my Christmas decorations now. Somebody stop me.

I almost threw out my back watching my wife shovel all that snow. (RT @thedayhascome)

Atomic Dog. Fun way to wake up. Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay!



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Chocolate Chip Brownies baking. Bake like the wind, little brownies!

Who else votes for @br8kthru going through the spanking machine? Yeah. TWSS. (Happy Birthday, Twinkletoes!)




A little bit longer ones

sarahmsalter @redclaydiaries They were forecasting about 4 inches here. But they keep upping the amount. It started at 1 inch and has increased.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter TWSS




racegearcom88 @sarahmsalter @weightwhat do you wear a bra to walmart ?

weightwhat @racegearcom88 Yes, but I wear it securely around my head. Gotta keep my ears warm.




sarahmsalter @weightwhat Oh, that's sad.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Oh, and just for grins... TWSS.




Helenatrandom @jewda4 My problem is Shamrock Shake during Lent. How can I possibly reconcile the two?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom What's to reconcile? Shamrock Shakes are clearly a gift from God.




The ones that are even longer

weightwhat My Twitter Post: The return of br8kthru and the appearance of racegearcom88 http://tinyurl.com/yzblt63

Nick_theGeek @weightwhat I didn't make the cut?

weightwhat @Nick_theGeek Looks like someone's gonna need to put in more effort.

Nick_theGeek RT @weightwhat: @Nick_theGeek Looks like someone's gonna need to put in more effort. // #TWSS




SBeeCreations Why has DH suddenly started listening to country music? This is very strange

weightwhat @SBeeCreations Alien brain snatchers?

SBeeCreations @weightwhat you may be on to something

weightwhat @SBeeCreations I always like to go with the most obvious possibility.




Helenatrandom @buzzbyannies So.... Do you think my finger injury is a good enough reason for a glass of wine?

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Do you really think soaking your finger in wine will help?

Helenatrandom @weightwhat I was thinking more of taking the wine internally...

weightwhat @Helenatrandom Not a wine enema! Don't do it Helen!




And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones

sarahmsalter @weightwhat What's your grand plan for the rest of the day?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Takin' the kiddo to Walmart. My life is a thrill a minute.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat How strong is your leash?

weightwhat @sarahmsalter Not the leash I'm worried about. I'm worried that the chair and whip may not be enough to fight off the crazies.

sarahmsalter @weightwhat Wear a scary outfit.

weightwhat @sarahmsalter I could do that. I might even end up on that website. Everybody's gotta have a dream.




pagan43 Pancakes and bacon for dinner. Snowed in.

weightwhat @pagan43 Pancakes and bacon? I wanna be snowed in.

pagan43 More than 8 additional inches to come.

weightwhat @pagan43 TWSS

weightwhat @pagan43 No one is safe around me.




WinLiannefield Peanut butter M&Ms are tiny, colorful pieces of Heaven. That is all.

weightwhat @WinLiannefield Know what's better than Peanut Butter M&Ms? More Peanut Butter M&Ms.

WinLiannefield @weightwhat I have tested your theory and have proven it to be true. Tonight. Repeatedly.

weightwhat @WinLiannefield More proof that you should always listen to me.

WinLiannefield @weightwhat Your wisdom is unquestionable in matters of chocolate.

weightwhat @WinLiannefield Truly.

WinLiannefield @redclaydiaries @weightwhat Well, you can't live on Peanut Butter M&Ms alone. Leftover Valentine's dark chocolate sustains me as well.

weightwhat @WinLiannefield Leftover chocolate? I can't even wrap my brain around that concept.




Yes, truly an exciting week on the Twitter. Does life get much better than that? But before you go, how about some birthday wishes for Jason (@br8kthru)? Yup, he's another year older. And maybe if we're nice to him, he won't reproduce anymore. Need I remind you of br8kdish?

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6 comments:

SarahBeeCreations said...

Ack! I wasn't prepared to see Br8kdish. There should be a warning for that sort of thing.
Happy Birthday, Jason!

Marni said...

Oh for the love. Br8kdish again? WITH NO WARNING. You could hurt someone with that thing.

And...ya'll go ahead and say it since we're not allowed to TWSS ourselves.

jasonS said...

I don't know why everyone is so offended by Br8kdish. It simply looks like a deformed member of an 80's hair band. How could that be anything short of awesome?!

Thanks for the birthday wishes too! :)

katdish said...

GAAA!

I swear, I jump everytime I see that picture.

Sarah Salter said...

Oh, dear Lord! What is that thing?! (Yeah, I know I left myself wide open there... Go ahead and TWSS me. Twice.)

♥ Kathy said...

Alien brain snatchers....lol