You thought you were safe since I did a twitter ho-down post earlier in the week, didn't you? HA! You were wrong! Wrong! *insert maniacal laughter here* Now, where was I? Oh, yes. The twitter ho-down post. Onward!
Friend's back is out. How'd she hurt it? Trying on a pull-up Spanx garment. I totally empathize. Still I want to laugh like Phyllis Diller. (RT @Carolcdt)
Should I put the lampshade on my head now or wait until later?
Someone's delusional and it's you.
Yeah, yeah. I've got all kinds of humility. I'm the most humble person I know, and that's saying something.
What? No fanfare? Sheesh.
EEEEEK! A male! Oh wait. It's only Jason. Carry on.
#wookieleaks. Like wikileaks, only more Star Wars-ish
He wasn't going to Toshi Station to pick up power converters #wookieleaks
Those really were the droids you're looking for. #wookieleaks
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father #wookieleaks
The Death Star has a serious design flaw in one of its exhaust vents. #wookieleaks
Leaked Jedi Council memo indicates there is a Try. Senior Jedi Masters unavailable for comment #wookieleaks
Security footage proves Alliance whitewash over Cantina incident: Han shot first! #wookieleaks
A little bit longer ones
duane_scott I am buying a piece of fitness equipment. Its going to make such a nice piece of decor.
weightwhat @TheRustedChain Going to a nudist camp, are we?
duane_scott Anyone participating in Pleasantly Disturbed Thursday? Here is the button. I finally made it into code. http://ow.ly/2i5Qy @weightwhat
weightwhat @duane_scott Why am I being singled out as being pleasantly disturbed?
CandySteele @billycoffey I actually get to serve fried turkey legs to the 25,000 bikers coming to town. That's a lot of dead turkeys.
weightwhat @marni71 Just checking to see if everyone (around @katdish) survived all the sessions today.
WritingJoy @redclaydiaries Right. Perfectly sane. Or perhaps you are like @weightwhat in that Twitter helps you feel normal?
weightwhat @WritingJoy @redclaydiaries Joy, what are you trying to say? Steph, thanks. I think.
TheRustedChain What are your favorite ways to keep kids entertained on a long road trip? (other than movies)
makeadiff21 Hahaha. Does that actually work??
Schnik Why is it when i have nothing planned for the weekend, that's when i feel like i'm swamped?
weightwhat I'm back! Let the wild rumpus start!
redclaydiaries The. Drum. Kit. Is. Here. Happy migraine to me...
Okay, now you're safe. There couldn't possibly be another twitter ho-down post again this week. Or can there...? *insert even more maniacal laughter here*