Some of you may have noticed that I didn't do a Twitter Ho-down post last week. Some of you are thinking, "Does Wendy ever post?" Hey, I'll have you know that this is my 4th post this week! Hmph. Anyway, I didn't put up a twitter post last week because I wanted to hold on to it so we could all have a Sarah Salter fix this week while she's still in Sudan doing the work God has called her to do. Of course, with her being away, she's not here to stop me from using the "Va-va-voom Sarah" picture that she's using on her alternate twitter account. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. And now... Onward!
I like exercising as much as the next guy. He hates it too. (RT @patrickmarkryan)
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it. (RT@yerjokingnet)
Alright. I'll be back later. Yes, that's a promise and a threat.
The smell of twitter woke me up this morning.
Time for me to go wake the kiddo up so we can get going. I think I'll poke her with a stick to wake her up. She'll like that.
Scribbled on a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere I go." Written below it: "I do not." (RT @funnyoneliners)
Getting my Abba on. I'm a dancing queen. In my own mind, anyway. Sequins anyone?
I may be biased, but that doesn't mean I'm not right.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
It's so quiet that I can actually hear myself think. No good can come of this. RT @gilesmarie
Okay, I've gotta go help my daughter clean up the playroom. And by help, I mean threaten to throw things away.
CrazyGidgetDog Whine at the door - check. Chase my tail - check. Sniff my butt - check. Man, I've got a busy schedule today.
And then there's my other alter-ego
A little bit longer ones
weightwhat Alright, I'm awake. Now what?
duane_scott I'm pooped.
beckfromfrogandtoad Help! I'm filling out an application and it wants to know what I'm "passionate" about. "Sleeping" seems to lack zest.
weightwhat Just took my first bite of double chocolate zucchini bread. Not bad!
weightwhat I'm back. Feel free to rejoice.
weightwhat Okay, somebody entertain me, quick! You don't want me left to my own devices.
heartcures Oops. I forgot to eat dinner. Skipped right over to dessert. SIGH!
Ironic_Mom So, I want to start writing daily, doing yoga daily + walking daily. Any advice? Clone myself? Lose the kids? Retire?
katdish Did I mention I have a mild phobia of frogs?
~*~ Later... ~*~
weightwhat WARNING! I'm currently writing my 3rd post for the week. Time to start stocking the pantry and loading up on supplies. Bring on the zombies!
And now, for your Sarah Salter fix!
Why yes, I did wait until the end to put up the promised Sarah Salter tweets. That's how I roll. Blame television. Or Katdish. Whatever.