Feel free to don your protective gear, because it's Twitter Ho-down time! You knew it was coming, so I hope that you're prepared.
Going to make breakfast now. That's right. All this AND I'm domestic!
I've discovered the ultimate pizza topping. Footlong meatball subs. (RT @badbanana)
DD just told me that she's going to go clean her balls. (bouncy balls) Resisted urge to say "TWHS" to her. Wasn't easy.
ADDerism - I would have a longer Attention Span if so many things weren't so SHINY! (RT @3stepsadd)
Here's your problem - you've got it set to 'evil.' #randomsimpsonquote
I'm a member! #randomsimpsonquote
But it comes with a free frogurt! #randomsimpsonquote
A little bit longer ones
Schnik Here's something new and different. I'll be wearing my "Front Desk Nick" hat today, so it seems.
weightwhat My blog post today has gotten quite a few hits, but is seriously lacking comments. Apparently I'm being read by the silent masses.
katdish I love automatic DMs after following people! Also? It's opposite day.
weightwhat Don't look @katdish! Too late. She looked. http://tinyurl.com/23uy4su
weightwhat Good morning! Please use small words with me - I haven't had my coffee yet.
weightwhat Is 9:37 am too early for Cheetos? I think not.
The ones that are even longer
Brian_Russell Sometimes... I'm an idiot.
weightwhat Coffee in hand. Life can go on.
SBeeCreations At work early this morning and coffeeless.
makeadiff21 @weightwhat I have never heard of chocolate zucchini bread. How did I miss that conversation?
br8kthru @weightwhat Will we be bringing on the zombies today then? (we totally need our own language- that's what the cool people do)
Okay, take a break. But be warned... There's more Twitter Ho-down to come! Muahahahaha!