It's Twitter H0-down time people! Did you know that you can join in on the fun? Head over to Fellowship of the Traveling Smarty Pants and sign up! C'mon, you can do it! And now, let the revelry begin!
@makeadiff21 Sorry, I only use my powers for good. *snort*
@sarahmsalter What would your grandmother say about you watching an R rated movie? Shameful! Next thing you know it'll be colored undies.
@sarahmsalter You never let me punch anyone in the neck anymore.
Okay, time for me to hit the hay, too. That'll teach it.
RT @Brian_Russell Someone's excited about Christmas! http://flic.kr/p/7oxLLE // Oh. My. Google.
A little bit longer ones
weightwhat I'm here. No, no. Don't applaud. Just throw money.
SBeeCreations Good morning. Dropped the kiddo off to school. Hands are freezing. About to trek off to work.
The ones that are even longer
beckfromfrogandtoad Just one of the reasons I'm glad the Baby is taking a pass on Pre-K this year - kid gets stuck in the bathroom 10 times a day.
And the ‘why don’t you just post the whole conversation’ ones
weightwhat Okay, who's up? TWSS
weightwhat Okay, could someone please entertain me now? And peel me a grape while you're at it?
So there you have it. Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?